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Number 10
' please say. ▪▪▪▪▪ number 10 ▪▪▪▪▪. properly .
Lets hear it.
No no.
Its Nummberr tenn
Number 10.
more like.
Number 10
Thats it.
Perfect.
Well.... thats all i got so far.
Ive 100 in my head , but i don't know about a top ten.
Id love to hear yours.
They get up to freaky shit in church id say.
▪▪▪▪▪▪ I'll set the scene ▪▪▪▪▪▪
Shhhh , quiet on the set please.
Ok so
You've just arrived at church, you step into the building.
Your eyes dart back and forth.
you pick in pew .
And Goneeeeeeeeeeeeee.
'take's note on watch, It lasted a good 3 seconds this week.
You start the singing in your head
Just Picking in a pew. picking a pew
who you.
Yeah , Picking a poo.
Picking a poo
Now its , pick a pew.
Pick a pew.
You speed this bitch up, pick a pew ,pick a pew .pick a pew
The trains borrowing down the track ,
faster and faster pick a pew pick a pew pick a pew.
The horn blasts PPPPEEEEEEWWWWWWWW .
pick a pew pick a pew pick a pew.
You look around expecting everyone else to be doing their funny thought thing they do on pews as you do.
Yep, looks they are.
You take your seat .
A massive stained glass jesus thingy infront of you , you glimps at it
You then realize ,
im sitting in pew . what smells. Its the pew.
Quite whispers . ( i suspect the old ladies are relayeying their pew jokes to one another )
I start changing song lyrics to accommodate the word pew.
Again you realize your almost saying it like ( poo )
I change it back. pew pew.
Which i think sounds better ( thats debatable )
What im trying to get across here is .
Its a normal church service,
A moment of clarity
You say to yourself , fuck I am immature.
And in the same breath Your thinking,
Han solo and chewy with their guns .
A pew pew pew.
No pew pew ,
A pew pew pew you to .
No but seriously and in concerns for my safty .
if someone did come in here with a gun. The best bet would probably be to hide behind them big long chairs that they have in the churches.
Anyway .
Shhhhhh , its about to start.
Shhhh
In walks ______________________________________
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Look I'M Not doing a Top 10 signs your in the wrong religious group.
the fact of the matter is .
Your not .
So.
•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤° Nice picking champ. •¤°¤°•¤°¤°¤
' puts hand in the air for HI 5 '
You've chosen wisely.,
Wth a plethora of religions into religious groups,
IT SAFE TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN THE CORRECT ONE.
Right
You are.
wait up a sec.
Carry the 2 , wich leaves 4971969365193475.
And ya times that by 4 .
I did. Im not dumb
Yeah ,
No your right.
You are in the correct group.
So stop with alllllll the second judging.
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Ok class .
'Whack '
' Get out you scientific calculators '
Yes jonsy you to
Well use the persons next to you.
Calculators at the readyyyyyyyy
And Imput
8008.
Thats boob .
Ha
Ha.
58008
Upside down .
Ha,
Put ya Calculators away you fucking clowns
Can anyont get 4 to go into 2
In so much as we want ir to here.m
Thats
4 into 2 .
No your mom Trevor gets 4 into 2
Little smart arse.
Settle down.
We the atheist aint dumb .
We no full well that when adam gets like fully formed .
from the mont Franklin water in the dirt .
He is going to be.Given 1 of them blood types . .
Thus leaving 3 blood and 1 Eve.
3 into 1 .
Nope
And bammmm ,
you guys thought i haven't got the rib yet .
Fucking wayyyyyyy ahead
Bink.
One piece of ribby rib . .
O shit .
How did he to this
I dont plant the rib bits do i ?
Graph.
Stick it onto adam is it. ?
Fuck guys .
How was eve made again?
' so fucking embarrassed right now '
Im not google how did god make eve
I kNow its with the rib
and its in the Garden.
Ok Start again .
For fuck sake
Why did God make 4 bloods and 2 humans ?
I Picture god walking around with 2,
9 liter bags of blood for weeks
Then More waiting .
Holding 20 litere of blood
So like Whats with that. ?
Guys?
Well you will be pleased to know tha, t for a show of ( GOOD FAITH )
for the next 31 .5 hours
i will be excepting.
( GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS )
As a perfectly reasonably and logical explanation .
You
Are
welcome.
Now move the fuck, on.
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Theistic = a foolish or gullible person..
Simpletons = belife in the existence of a god or gods.
Yeah that works .
Good game.
Good game.
Move along.
Simpletons = belife in the existence of a god or gods.
Yeah that works .
Good game.
Good game.
Move along.
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BRING CASH .
Now I dont know a great deal about the christian religion, but one thing is for certain.....
JESUS FUCKING LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CASH.
So ummm, Yeah . Thats all.
' kicks dirt '
And have a wonderful day guys .
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A. Theisim is not nonsensical . Its more musical.
A. theists coming together to join in a good old ( sing song sing along )
Aint dumb
Its just singing songs together right?
at the god thing.
Thats Not at all nonsense icle.
I mean.
Its not nonsensical to gather up with a bunch of random guys / gals / family's and kids and shit from around your neighborhood.
Meeting up in a clubhouse and just sing songs together is FINEEEEE.
To the god thing .
At the god thing
It aint nonsense icle.
GOD must fucking loveeee it when you guys sing songs together to him.
Again. It aint dumb
It just.
Well .
Its normal.
Totally fucking normal.
Right?
So ummmm. Yeah .
' kicks dirt "
Picture what ya God thing is doing when you theists are in top note just singing ya little hearts out together for him.
It aint dumb to think the god guy wants us to sing at him or to him either.
Its straight up commen sense.
Dont bother with this post , i aint asking nothing.
But Just know that.
We don't think you guys are dumb dumbs .
If you guys wanna sing songs together and stuff .
Im cool with that.
No No.
I said Its not dumb .
Its not.
I know.
Carry on.
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So um yeah * kicks dirt * thats all
Oh and Have a great day guys.
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Ok i am just going to come right out with it.
☆▪○⊙•°°°° I TALK TO GRAVES °°°°•⊙○▪☆
WTF?
No I do.
For easy over a decade now I've ummmm, "religiously" been chatting with.
I mean chatting at.
Two metal plaques on a brickwall andddddddd
Two grave head stones.
Twice per annum. Oh and right now , i am in eyesight of two urns with a dog in each .
" get the ball boy "
Who's a good boy ?
Oh Yes you are.
I keep them up to date with the happings of the peoples they know.
knew.
You know what i mean.
You talk to graves also.
You do so.
Being a lover of Experiments.
I ve attempted to ' NOT TALK AT THE PLATES ON THE WALL AND THE STONE.
FAILED.
Atleast a half a dozen times.
It feels like um, can i say silly?
It doesn't sit right NOT TALKING to graves.
And being ever so atheistic.
Is that a word?
But yeah , Being a firm non believer, i feel it may be the , again, silliest thing i do.
This becomes highly apparent approximately five minutes after leaving the cemetery.
I laugh at myself.
Although me talking to graves is not so much a religious topic yet.
I feeeeeeellllllll like .
Well I feel like.
YOU FUCKIN CHRISTIANS HAVE DONE THIS TO ME HAVEN'T YOU ?
I said ' HAVEN'T YOU ' ?
You Christians with ya danm pagan upbringings and whatever it is you do.
You pagan jews
Jewagans. Pews.
There.
I feel much better now.
with this, I am awarding ( ONE GOLD STAR ) to you guys.
( The Christians )
( ONE GOLD STAR ) because I don't mind " A Christian funeral " you get use to it.
If it had overtime curved The way of the Atheist, every funeral would be a.
Just burn me into a big pile of ash and shove me in a Coffee tin funeral.
So Very well played.
Good game.
Good game.
Do you talk at the places where peoples you know body's are after they are dead ? .
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I only just the other day heard about this "communal drinking" game that the Christians play.
The game being, Everyone has a sip of red wine from a spoon, dished out of a cup.
Or as the Christians call it. Everyone has a sip of christs blood from a sacred old spoon, served out of special golden chalice.
Same same.
Is this Crazy or what?
It is however a greatttttttttt group building activity.
I couldn't believe i was only hearing about this now.
I know what type of Christians do it butttttttt, you are all just Christians right.
Hey what other weird things do you Christians do that we might not know about ?
I'm thinking freaky stuff happens around exorcism's.
You Crazy Crazy Christians.
Good game.
Good game.
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Look i Know you guys are probably sick of explaining it.
And I'm really sorry i have to ask it.
I will tell you as i understand how god played a part in the making of the bible.
Tell me if i am wrong or right. I think I'm right.
Ok here goes. It's going to be ruff.
Gods looking down and he sees a bloke named Russell.
God goes. ( Russell , Hey Russell. )
Russells like wow , a big face in the sky. He says ( Yes )
God goes. ( Russell . Write this down for me. )
Russ goes. ( sorry but i can't write. ) 10 sec silence ( are you there.) Gods gone.
God sees Matthew.
God goes , ( Matthew. Hey Mathew . )
Matthew sees a face in the sky and he goes ( umm yes )
God goes ( Matthew, write this down for me )
Matthew goes ( sorry i cant write ) ' this matthew wasn't the samd Mathew of the bible.
God sees , Luke .
God goes ( Luke , Hey Luke. )
Lukes like , wow cool. ( yes )
God goes , ( Luke . Write this down for me. )
Lukes hasn't anything on him to write with.
You can see where this is going right ?
Well He starts finding people to write stuff down for him, and he tells them that in 200 maybe 500 years time you are to hand these writings into (____Mr BLANK___ )
(____ Mr BLANK____ ) then makes a book from all the writings.
And there you have it. The holy bible.
Yes?
No?
It's somthing like this right?
Guys?
The bible was made like that hey?
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Anyone else concerned?
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God might be omni this and he very well may be omni that, but surely a god thing couldn't last a wholeeeeeeeeee month without getting group sung at.
The carelessness be it through lack of questioning shown by the Christians is deplorable. Who sings to someone for a couple hundred years then just stop for a month?
We are asking for it.
What i am after with this post is ummmmm, assurance.
I want a Christian to say deb.
Deb EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK. ( We don't have to sing song to god ) because to me it is pretty clear we do.
A Scripture or two would even be sufficient. A scripture like.
Jake 22 : 36 . Thou does not need to sing songs to a god thing for a month or more.
Or Or.
Lucia 18 : 29. Let he who casts first pink baloons rise deeply up thru vast soapy waters.
Both clearly meaning god doesn't always need to be sung at and likes the color 17.
GIVE ME SOMETHING.
I put to all.
If we don't sing songs to the god thing by months end. ( a week and two days )
WE CAN BE SURE that some form of punishment will be dished out.
A Plague of sorts maybe. A Swarms of christ knows what.
I was about to say, A ( WWF2 ) World wide flood. But i live ages away from the beach so i wouldn't be effected by that.
Picture god doing a ( WWF2 ) and people riding around on jet skis. Oh the wrath.
Could we do the zoo boat thing this day and age ?
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•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°( RANT AVOIDANCE MODE ) ' Activate '
Press,Press.
Press.
Ya lucky there guys. 'Breathes deep'
So just.
IS GOD OK?
Is he going to be ok ?
Thanks guys and.
Good game.
Good game.
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Long story but true story short.
The old bloke from across the road died and left the church $750,000 and $180,000 to each of his two 60 plus year old kids. ( close family )
It makes me think about the job positions available in a church.
Like ummmm.
A Will chaser.
A infomation getter. ( medical reports )
A VIP / rich member bringer inner.
I just cant help but feel that a Church is NOT AT ALL INTERESTED in peoples moneys.
Its rather immoral.
Ok I'll just say it.
I believe the "church" got into my old mates head. ( The Will Securerer ) got him so to speak. In his last year with some terminal cancer he had set in it was alllllll about Church for him.
This time he spent with the church did seem to make him happy soooooooooo, i have allocated and awarded One GOLD STAR to the church here.
But yeah , i reckon he was persuaded to make the church a major beneficiary in his will.
So a question.
Do you think a church ( a small one down the road ) would do something like this ?
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I'm talking next level better.
See the atheists don't meet up and sing songs togegher. They just don't.
As a 39 year old single Male , there is nothing I'd like more then to sing songs with random people, family's, and couples from around my neighborhood.
Ok so ummm.
Well what i am trying to say is , You guys can't out wit em , you know what i mean?
There is no outsmarting em.
But who said it's all about being the smartest?
Surely being of fine quality in the group singing department has it's weight.
Anyway I'm just tipping me hat to the Christians.
'To the Christians'
You guys are GREAT GROUP SINGERS FULL STOP
P.S challenge them to a GROUP SINGING COMPETITION.
Good game.
Good game.
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Bring CASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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A Thing called a "Religion" existed before YOUR religion existed.
Fake Gucci handbags existed before handbags ever existed. ( No that's not right )
You know what i mean but hey?
( YOUR* RELIGIOUS GROUP IS THE CORRECT RELIGIOUS GROUP ) √
CORRECT.
Ok before i open up, I'll try A few simple straight forward questions. ( give it a guess )
Any ideas on what a religion/ religious group that come before yours was, is? ( sum it up )
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So No religion, nor religious group before yours has had anything "godly" guiding it.?
God hasn't said anything yet has he?
Could you maybe give me a approximate century or better when your religious group Started ?
What? and most importantly when did God first interact with the humans. ( if it was Adam and Eve) When was the second time God interacted with the humans?
I've So many more questions.
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You're a Catholic , a Mormon or maybe one of them seventh dayers.
'Why' there has to be over 50 different types of these Christians right? ' winks '
I do know why you would love to be just " A Christian " but ummmmmm, Ya ain't. And I don't like it. And i wouldn't think your group likes it.
Christian shmistren.
However. I will except the Original group known as the " Christians " calling themselves just A " Christian" . That's cool.
( so if you " Christians " can work out between you lot who is the first group of " Christians " and what number of Christian you are.)
And i do know everyone LOVESSSS the fact that we have ( 2 billion " Christians " ) and what ( 1.7 or so Muslims ) so we will keep it for this.
You couldn't and wouldn't get away with calling yourself just " A Christian " back in the days.
Imagine telling a group of people that come around ya hut asking you what religion you are that you are " A Christian "
The priests didn't hide in roofs because they were " a Christian "
So For the rest of this week if anyone states that they are a Christian and say nothing else. they are Protestants.
Next week it's the latter-day saints. ( are they Christian? )
Your not just " Christian " FULL STOP.
I don't know where this is going now. I did want to get this of my chest but.
So just ummmm, Think of Someone stating that They are CHRISTIAN.
What's happening ?
Oh and while I'm at it . i don't like the word ( Amen )
You know ?
You're looking for a word that finish of alot of your chants , prayers and whatever eles ,
I THINK THEY* COULD OF WENT WITH A BETTER WORD THEN ( AMEN )
SHAZAMMMM comes to mind.
Or or Boom , kapowwww . Anything but ( AMEN )
Other then this.
Good game.
Good game.
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Confession booths.?
Penance perhaps?
Committing sins.
Sin: an immoral act considered to be a transgression against divine law.
Divine law. Totaly different post topic.
( I want to talk about committing a sin )
( picking it up and carrying a sin ) grey.
( cleansing and removing a sin )
Better still.
TELL ME WHEN AND WHAT SIN YOU COMMITED LAST. or not.
but yeah ummmmm.
SIN.
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Everyoine here is a defense attorney right? lawyer.
I do like thinking about court cases with religious jurors.
Like Knowing when to announce the fact that the plaintiff made homosexual advances.
Letting jury know you are religious also.
Doing life for homosexual Jaywalking .stuff like this.
Easily amused.
Imagine a 12 Atheist jury
And a 12 Christian one .
Ummmmm yeah .
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A decade. ?
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to have the ability to believe in gods, but ummmmm,mm
I can't help but feel, if I believed in God. ( hang on stop ) ' i don't reckon one can believe in God 100% ' but that's another post.
I'm starting this post again.
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Hi guys.
Hey is Every Godists here " In training " to become a priest?
Well Shouldn't you be?
You all want to be the pope one day right? ,( or the other HI guys in your group )
Shouldn't you be ?
Do we have any Level #2 or #3 ?
Imagine an ( Pro Level #7. 4 plus year Cardinal. )
Stay with me.
I've always wanted to be able to make holy water. You know like BAMMMMMMMMMMMMM holy water. Who hasnt.
I was then going to spend my days turning every pocket of water into holy water.
I'd be like secretly BAPTIZING everyone and stuff. Imagine turning Mt Franklin drink into a 600ml sparkling holy water.
Anyway, I looked into how to make holy water anddddddddddd it wasn't good.
I thought it was going to be like. Actually, I don't know what I was thinking.
Anyway To obtain the ability to bless water one must be an ( Advanced Level #4 one year plus Priest.) My dream to make holy water ended that day.
For basic level #1, you guys sure know ya Gods
I do sometimes wonder how a level 3 or 4 would answer a question on things from time to time.
Hey Maybe you haven't the time to " LEVEL UP " ?
You might like being a #1.
All good.
God loves you all BUTTT one would think he loves a Level #6 more than a #4 and a #3 more than a #1.
It's just how he rolls.
LEVEL#ONE FOR LIFE. AMEN.
We do the Level system also at the Atheists R US joint . the Just Level.
Even Steven.
Equal.
Same same.
Crazy right?
Well, One group has to have some kind of grounding.
Not a problem.
Good game.
Good game.
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Also boys ain't allowed to kiss boys.
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They appear to be taking tree branches to their churches and performing some kind of ritual of sorts with them.
WTF are they doing?
Its got me stummped. SOMETHING STRANGE IS HAPPENING.
They couldn't be could they?
Truthfully now, You guys can not like talk with these gods of yours with these palm leaves hey? YES OR NO?
YES or NO..
I'll get to the bottom of this, I'M WATCHING YOU LOT.
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How do you do it?
Can someone put some links of crazy people worshipping in churches up ?
Soooooooo funny.
Praise the lord.
When i pretend to praise ( air praising ) i feel instantly my hands need to go up in the air and shake , my head goes back.
Anyone speak in tongues ?
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I don't know a great deal about Jesus however one thing is for certain.
JESUS FUCKlNG LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CASH
FULL STOP.
So yeah, $7,25 is going to Jesus..
Not a problem.
Good game.
Good game.
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On a potato scale. One potato being ( crap ) ten tators being awesome.
I give it eight potatoes. I liked it a lot . ' So many activities '.
I did a year of it . But that was 30 years ago. this means. I did twenty sessions of Sunday school.
Ok ok. I went to Sunday school at least 10 times.
Arts and crafts. Macaroni jewelry, pantings, storytelling time, group sing song. Loveddddddd it.
Never got touched and to dumb to be docked. I'd make a pretty shlty religious group member. I'm not worth keeping around.
Hey I bet* there isn't a Atheist on this site that never went to Sunday school at least five times.
33, 36 years ago i remember Sunday school finished and the adults were in the MASSIVE pointy roofed building still , i thought yeah ,
One day.
One day I'll be in that building there with all the ADULTS.
I was curious as to what the adults were doing in there, and i was at that age when you have your first quidji board experience.
You know?
That age when you first see 5 people lift a person to the ceiling with two fingers. As sick as a ghost , As light as a feather.
I was thinking the adults were doing stuff like this, so i sneaked up to the church entrance looked in and seen the whole assembly in group song.
Ha, see i thought they were doing freaky crazy shlt.
But i was happy to see they weren't doing crazy stuff, all they were doing was singing songs to a invisible lord.
So thats cool.
I'm still a little puzzled as to why my parents took me there. I mean It's not like they would of wanted to spend 3 hours every Sunday without me.
Hang on. Ouch.
I liked Sunday school up until i got my first BMX bike.
God's pretty cool but he ain't no BMX.
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I went from guaranteed weekly group singing with the Lord, to the now, one maybe two happy birthday's a year.
Oh and four max national anthems. I liked the religious grade group singing. ( i was 7, or 8 years old )
I'm still looking for the ( Recommend religious group sing song weekly intake.) I will get back to this.
( THEISTS ARE BETTER GROUP SINGERS THEN ATHEISTS FULL STOP )
There i said it.
Actually as a atheist i need to look into and doing activities in a group.
I think that participating in a group activity every now and then is benificial.
Hang on a second whats that word again benificial.
What a stupid looking word. Benificial.
27 minutes later. I just had to say the word benificial 100 times in a row.
Im back now..
I'm talking about group singing.
A lot of theists here partake in group singing , you do hey ?
Did you sing at the jesus today?
Who's the best religious group singers ?
Five times In the bible it ummmmmmm alludes. ( alludes , nice word. )
Five times in the bible it alludes to, can i say god wanting his followers to sing to him.
Name one.
What's considered " A GROUP " ?
Tell me about being a adult and singing in a group at a god.
Good day.
(Spell check) enter.
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On religion.
Now I haven't been through this sites rules, but I'm thinking it may be anti-theist ( UNFRIENDLY )
Work against him or her so to speak.
Hold that back it does. hummm
what's that ????
Prejudice.
Calm down ,I don't know about that but there is a Avenue there.
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Who do you turn to ?
Your Gods are pretty cool ill give you that , but ummmmm , well they ain't know search engine thingy hey?
No , not at all.
Its now day four of testung into Gods v google and to say its one sided is a understatement.
So I'm pulling the plug. I also believe that Sharing the results of my testing will not help anyone positively at all thus i will not be presenting them. sorry.
nor will i in anyway shape or form be alluding to the overwhelming comprehensive so called " winner " or " Loser(S) of the gods v the google battles thing i was running.
However
i am happy to announce the next BATTLE.
All The Gods and the books V 6 NEO GEO MAGS and 5 maybe 6 Dolly Docter segments.
So stay tuned.
No. you can. You can actually do that.
And yes one of them 6 neo geo's is the one with the topless African women.
Correct..
Well its that time again.
Its time to llike ask a few questions you know, pretend to be interested in something I've already talked about.
But seriously , i couldn't be.
You lot talk about living with gods and that Jesus thing , and as it just so happens i to like speaking a little nonsense.
Now as ive been warned before abour stuff ill simply end my posts with, This is what me and my religion believes
Good Game
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Now I'm with you on this , And with a little common sense its safe to say. Your religious group is THE CORRECT RELIGIOUS GROUP. FULL STOP.
No arguments here.
So ummmmmmm, there is false / fake / made up religious groups.
That's right hey ? ( There are religious groups that are incorrect. )
Ok ?
Good moving on.
I'd like your thoughts on these people that have been what appears to me, tricked / fooled , hoodwinked if you will.
These people that have lived their entire life according to ummmmmmmmmmm , made up stuff.
Made up nonsense that has seriously hindered thier chances of ever getting to know God , AKA your religious group.
So What do think should happen to em. ?
hehehe just kidding , STOP STOP STOP . That was funny hey ?
See how i said, " whats ( YOUR OPINION. ) i said what are ( YOUR THOUGHTS. )
Were was i
As i stated before, I'm with you on this, your group is the right group.
This said im not up to date with how our god sees this . So for thoes whom, have been lied to , for those whom have been misled and spent their whole life according to this lie.
For those in a religious group other then yours.
A punishment is required.
I think they should be made to learn the ultimate truth. So ummmmm upon death they are to start two maybe three years of studies.
A harsh but fair sentence i think.
( STRIKE AWARDED : Stating / having a opinion of your very own in which a contradiction has occurred )
Farkkkk.
If you. Could have like a opinion of your very own on this.
( STRIKE AWARDED: stating / having a opinion of your very own in which a contradiction has occurred )
What i can't even say that ?
I'm never getting into heaven rattling off my own opinions
Johnny said , What about being made to learn the correct way or something ?
JUST Stop.
Stop ok.
' TORTURED '
For real?
Rebecca said , about 50 lashes ?
NO
NO
' TORTURED '.
Well do you at least think it may be a little harsh ? Bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
( hahaha i got you again, i said what do you think ? ) thats twice
I asked you like you had a opinion. (!bad habits die hard )
' TORTURED '
Ok ok tortured,
For how long do ya rekon.
50 of the best lashes.
30 days,?
A year ?
' TORTURED FOR ETERNITY ' Eternity ?
Eternity ?
' ETERNITY '
So what , thats like for ever.?
They only died a hour ago and You want them to start the be tortured for everrrrrrrrrr program,?
CORRECT.
for being lied to ?
' CORRECT '
Far out man.
Well When i said i believed your religious group was the correct religious group. ( MY FINGERS WERE CROSSED ) and i said out loud in a clear manner ( Zipperdy bopperdy boom three times ) , thus making it null in void.
I dont even do the god thing.
For those who think people should spend eternity cooking from the inside out for not being in the correct religious group.
I suggest you pull ya heads in , this ain't no cattle train.
Good game.
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This is not unusual.
We CURRENTLY have close to nine hundred million TOP 10 at scripture DECIPHERING Theists* thats ever lived or living.
Are there any Theists here that think they've never been in the top One million at scripting of all time.
Thats , WHO THINKS THEY MIGHT NOT HAVE EVER BEEN IN THE TOP ONE MILLION ?
TOP hundred thou. Anyone here think they've never reach the Top 100,000.
10,000 ?
Any theists consider themselves just " AVERAGE " ?
Par. Translators.
Maybe some you are good at , some your not. Well Durrrr.
And then there's them five , mmmmmm them 5 you can do like the best ever . FULL STOP....
You own it.
' takes deep breath '
RANT MODE AVOIDANCE Activated.
ffffffff
Ok,.
Ok
Script trans, How did you guys get so good.
HOW COULD YOU KNOW YOU'RE SO GOOOOODDD AT IT , arrrrŕrrr n
Quiet down.
' in through the noes out through the mouth
Look just tell me you don't think you've ever reached the TOP 10,000 Trans.
Ok I'll finish this up.
These scripture things , BRILLIANT, Absolutely brilliant. And very well play. I was going to write ( to your average dikhead ) but didn't.
As ( I believe ) religion now is a strict not for profit business, i compare your religion with a ponzi scheme, i promise you i seriously think that,
I'm definitely not going to add
But anyway
Now look how pathetically childish a pozi scheme looks now , and how brilliant your religious group is/ look " to me now .
To have it a guess I'd say your religious group is about as cunning as a thousand ponzi,
So your group the scriptures , everything about it . ( for what it is )
Its brilliant.
And
While i remember , Did i tell you theists that ya'll really really TOPS at translating
I'll now ask a few questins so it looks like im interested in what ( you bunch of _ _ _ head )
Name one theist on this site that is better at translating scriptures then you ?
Ok
Ok then . Who on this site is tbe Second best translator ?
DONT ANSWER THE ABOVE TWO QUESTIONS , ITS IRRELEVANT.
I ain't got no spell check , i think correct or incorrect grammar is irrelevant ,
SHUT UP.
Scriptures mmmmmmm scriptures. Who could ever possibly know what they might make their Gods tell them next ?
Scriptures.
See My mum warned me about people like this
If need be, Please Feel free to insult , ridicule. Luvvv it.
Oh and, ts only common sense God doesn't exist.
Good game.
Good game.
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God's / religions.
To me. It appears that way.
You.
Yes , No?
Award credit?
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So You're in a religious group because you believe in god?
I can do the having a belief in a God type thingy part, watch............
See? It's easy. I'll do it again ready? .starting now.
Believing in a God.
Still believing.
Anddddddddddd stop.
See? This part I've got down pat.
It's just ummmmm.
Well.
The joining a group because i believe in a God part is to me.
Difficult.
Ha. Diffi/cult. Is that a group?
A answer or two to some questions i have may enlighten me some.
What come first for you?, was it.
( A ) Beliving in a God.
Orrrrrrrrr
( B ) joining or finding yourself in a religious group.
How did you pick your religion?
Beliving in a God seems somewhat feasible.
But Joining a group because of it. WTF?
Let's say a 28 year old man from (____________) starts and now believes a God exists.
What group should he join?
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Hi how are you,? . hey ummmmm , your God did the Book thing right ?
yeah nice. Nice.
' kicks dirt '
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No, i don't want to hear about it.
Aaaaaa.
Stop. Just
Stop it.
THE COMMENT STANDS.....
Each and every one of them, time and time again , over and over.
It's nail on the head stuff mate .
It just.
It's beautiful, true beauty,
And the way They make it look so so easy , I've seen one them decide its own religious group to join before It was like, like he plucked it out of thin air. I've goosebumps thinking about it.
Anyway. This isn't about me
SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO. i give to you a truly remarkable bunch.
Why they've Gods and all.
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,
OR PEOPLE IF YOU WLL.
For their RELIGOUS GROUP PICKING SKILLS.
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::( THE T.H.E.I.S.T.SSSSSS ):::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
' Crowd goes wild '
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Like wrong, false if you will ?
The teachings of it.
I know your religion is correct and this i wouldn't argue, but, but the other main one.
Actually, I'll just answer it for you. Ok., ready andddddddddd.
YES.
There, YOU said it.YES . Wasn't too hard hey?
Do you go to hell if you say no? Anyway
Just YES. The other main religion, well one of the top two religions is false ( through any and all splinters. Denominations I mean denomination I Said denominations.) Ha. 101 denominations
I'm after a theist YES or a theists NO
That's Yes or No.
'TRAP SET' shhhhhit did i just type that out loud.
A simple ( Yes ) or A simple ( No )
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It's The Try make the way you picked the religion you're in now sound half decent challenge.
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