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I hope you accidentally poison yourself.
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See where i went wrong was.
Not reading the rules of the playing of the game of..
☆☆ LENT ☆☆
A game the whole family can play,
Acutely
Please consult ya doctoor before playing ☆☆ LENT. ☆☆
Upon reading the rules , it was the that i knew.
I'd FUCKED UP.
Good game.
Good game.
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I bet Yall have no trouble torturing seafood but
You sick bastards.
Yall Torment the fuck ot of the crustaceans hey ?
Get the dear mrs Zed to pick you up a 6 pack of HOT CROSS MUTHA FUCING BUNS this weekend Zed.
If ya eat one of them fuckers it pretty much cancels out ANYTHING bad you may have had.
I think.
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@zedvictor4
Can one be poisoned?
I reckon one can eat meat accidentally.
But it dont sound right hey ?
You know what im getting at but.
Hey um.
Killing animals.
Have you killed a chook before Zee ?
You'd have to guess that most on site wouldn't have killed a animal "worse " then a fish hey.
And probably not even a live chook.
Have you ever gone to get eggs off a chikken before.
Liked picked the bird up to grab the egg / eggs ?
I bet you have before , and remember it to this day.
You didn't wanna take the little birdies fucken eggs did ya Zed.
No you didn't.
You also think about them dogs you accidentally ran over dont ya.
Dont ya. ?
But thats another post all together.
Yeah yeah you sure do.
' opens arms.'
Bring it in big fella.
Its gonna be ok Zed.
Your gonna be ( A . OK )
I can fucken snap kittens legs like pencils, and not differ a spec from " the Norm "
Actually.
Not norm buttttþtt.
No thought of it 5 mins later.
But ummmm yeah.
No but um
' kicks dirt '
Love you mate,
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I ate meat accidentally on ash wed the other week so im as good as FUCKED.
I feel my body in the last stages of shut down.
Its been wild guys .
Fucking wild.
I love yas .
Yalll know that hey .
Xoxoxox.
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Nice i bet,
yeah nice.
YA FUCKING WANKERS.
Fuck don't start deb .
Dont.
Deep breath.
Hey ummm, as ive said before.
I don't know a lot about ya god thing you guys do BUTTTTTT.
One thing is for certain right.
This i know.
God, or the Jesus thing you got,
WellHe FUCKING LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSßSSSSSSS
Thats.
Fuk luv.
Loves it when you guys do the skip a meal or two thing for him that you do for him. Ya know what i mean.
Am i right ?
Fuck yes.
Can i get a Amen.
Its soooooooooo easy to picture him looking down upon us.
Like.
He looks down righg and sees bloody John, and there is Ian
Rebecca.
Amos.
And he sees them Doing the non eating thing that you guys do for him
Uuvfffff.
' losses breath'
Ok where was i.
That right. Picture him.
( picture him swaying side to side reallll slow like and his fucking spittng on his fingers and like rubbing each one of his 6 nipples .
As he occasionally gasps to gather his breath.
Easy as to picture right ?
I mean , its straight up commen scenes.
Yeah.
Its the Norm.
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I now feel obliged to hon mention.
Fasting.
Now We put a crack team of scientists to work on this fast fast thing You guys do addddddddd you'll be happy to know.
The results come back.
GOOD .
Guys .
Fasting in the rather small amout that most bloody modern " Christians " do is ummmmm
GOOD.
Thats a + .
Thats a positive.
well it pretty much well is right?
Twas then we realized.
What would they fucking know anyway
Fuck ,
Hang on
its dietitians we should of asked hey.?
Not
Scientists
⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙ WARNING. ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙ WARNING
Hang on ' STOP THE POST DEB '
Stoppppppp .
Hey deb. Yep .?
Google are dietiians scientists or something.
Why ?
Deb ... ??
What.
Fucking
' Google it fuck wit '
Ok ok.
Are dietiians scientists.
ANSWER : Nutritionist. A nutritionist can be or is a scientist.
Fucking so on and so on.
Im so fucking embarrassed right now guys.
Dietiians
scientists.
fffffffffffff.
THX DEB ,
WTF , who said that. ?
So yeah .
I was saying.
We got some BLOKES to check out the fasting crap you guys do anddď
ITS GOOD.
YOUR GOOD.
Me and the bloody ugnorts dont do NO , ( SKIP A MEAL FOR A GOD THING )
We dont even meet up on weekends
Norrrrrrr do we sing songs together.
Nope.
Not a song.
So cred where cred is due ..
It is a great pleasure to award the Christians with.
A GOLD STAR STICKER.
For .
FASTING IN SMALL AMOUNTS.
The crowed goes wild.
So with this in hand , let us now go to
THE PROS AND CONS LEADER BOARD.
THE Pro's & Con's of your fucking stupud religion that is the thing ya fucking do.
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PRO. 7 . But there maybe 9
CON. 159253849916344192833742784351741929336649424641 3399493353849591134748432571819394376392144065664296588765876288
I should keep going hey. ?
Ok.
A little bit more.
CONTINUING THE CON'S : 82642383812976380042779629865
' catches breath '
2340842876225765599954567239397.
And like a third.
Now guys stick with me here.
I want to do that number again, but see how it ends in a 7.
I will go or maybe ( that number , only a 5 at the end instead of a 7.
Do ya get it ?
That'll be cool hey ?
Yeah , real fucking cool.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Wrap it up man , wrap it up.
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Raise.
' TO THE CHRISTIANS '
' THE CHRISTIANS '
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Hang on a sec.
I doubt a shella could prove to me that they have a fanny.
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Ever seen something ya don't belive in ?
That would suck hey. Cause then ya gotta like start beliving in it.
Imagine getting there again then all of a sudden realizing, oh
You say oh. Oh i do believe in that.
Silly duffer.
Or
Or.
I 100 % believe in viginas.
I mean
I fully believe in the eiffel tower.
Do you?
Nevers seen them , But I BELIVE.
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Jesus would of had a way hotter 9 year old missus then Mohammed.
Ouch.
It hurt typing that.
Look im just gonna pass here.
PASS.
Ouch.
It hurt typing that.
Look im just gonna pass here.
PASS.
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Sooooooo.
Its safe to say.
The appearance of X isn't always X.
For examp .
The appearance of magic isn't magic.
A mirical and an amazing video aint in the same ball park.
Magic and miracles may as well be the same thing.
As you see here ladies and gents i have a plain empty black bucket.
With a shake of my hand and a funny little chant
Ogger
Boggger.
the empty bucket is now full with fish.
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Hang on a second.
The whole bright light in the sky totally takes your mind off the first thing you actually think about when you read this post.
That being ( no dont say it Deb )
THAT BEING .
The horrible name that is. Fatima.
Now i get that its popular as and its a bit rude in me saying this buttttttttt
AS soon as alllll you guys read the name Fatima, as youve done easy a dozen times before .
you smirked at yourself .
YOU DO.
But you alllllll fail to bring up how ugly you think it sounds for fear of getting ya little head chopped off.
Boo fucking who.
Say it to youself .
Fatima.
See mutha fucker. You just laughed at it.
As for the bright light thing .
Whatever.
Who cares.
But Naming ya daughter Fatima.
Well.
Well.
Thats just fucked up.
Id rather call her, Russell.
Thats just mine and alll of your opinions.
I know you guys.
I know you guys.
Your welcome.
Sorry whats that. ?
You dont like the name muhammad either. ?
Yeah well Id keep quiet about that.
Thats a totally diffrent post all together.
Moving on.
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I reckon if i set a ( bush on fire )
I'd get that bitch to cum.
Fucking easy as.
I'd get that bitch to cum.
Fucking easy as.
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So Angilcanism it is. ?.??
Guys? .
It was clearly Anglican right ?
Im kinda happy it wasnt Catholic
No way was that catholic hey ?
You seen how white it was.
And
It definitely wasnt Protestant.
As we can see that clearly in the ( 49 second )
See that.
It was way to bright and round to be protestant soooooo.m
Hang about .
Look 1.21 seconds into the video,
It appered to be latter dayer ,
Did you see that.
Wtf.
and then , not even a half a second later, 1.22 it was pentecostal.
Any of you guys get exactly what Christian group that thing was from. ?
I'm so so confused right now.
Ok .
After Watching over the video a dozen more times.
Im close to certain its Anglican.
The 2.14 andddd at the 1.33 min mark.
Yep Definitely Anglican.
Altough.
You could easily mistske The yellowish left hand side part for a cathlioc .
Stuffs me.
At least we alllll know now that
A actual God or Gods exist.
Let us now rule out the obvious Christian group that that thing wasnt from.
Christian group # 18,729
Definitely not right.
Nor would it of been Christian group # 82.
Christian # 371 ?
No , yes. , maybe.
Although it resembles that from Christian # 371
It is stilll way to white to be.
Its more like a Christian # 27,164
Or a cross between # 15 and # 429
No not # 429 i mean # 942.
Although it appears for a long time ruling out # 942.
It could even be # 5913.
But there was no green lines hey. ?
For some fucked up reason , i thought i would see god existing and know exactly where to go from there.
Is there any volume come from the light thing ?
If not we could rule out Christian groups # 4822 , #319 ' # 49 # 5918
Along with group # 1. To #10.
Whatever it is that the women is saying doesn't really matter much assssssss shes only a women .
And women aint very knowledgeable on religious matters.
Soooooo
Im going to give it some time to sink in. .
Maybe one of you guys can help me out with this one.
My now knew theistic brothers.
If anyone says its from Christian # 3999 i will personally slap them myself.
Hey is there any chance i can get a Amen ?
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Rebecca 77 : 99
One day a Christian will say Hey.
He will go.
hey.
I'm not very good at translating scriptures.
Or
Or
He will go. I'm only average at translating scriptures.
Nottttttttttt.
Just kidding.
Hey do you guys believe you are in the
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ TOP 1000 OF ALLLLLLLLL OF TIME. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
In tranny scripting ?
Oh and Its a Multiple choice question.
So.
( A ) YES.
orrrrrrrrr
( B ) NO.
Thats
( A. ) Yes.
Or
( B ) No.
Please keep in mind .
I know your answer.
Actually ya probably shouldn't answer.
Soooo yeah. forget i asked.
Good day guys.
And ummmm hey. ,
have a great weekend.
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We've currently 1 billion Christians in the top 100 of allllll time at scripture translating.
I bet some of you guys think your in the top 10.
There would be hundreds of thousands of Christians in the top 10.
Anddddddddd
Prob 100,000 Christians are the best of allllllllll time.
Thats just Ace Christians.
I wonder what it might be that you make ya god tell you next.
The trinity come about simply to make another group.
A INST CULT if you will.
Change one thing, start a little group.
The Christian are known for that shit.
TIMES 30K.
Once you get ya group up and running , its simply 10 cents from every player.
Strict for profit.
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@Shila
And busted.
You got me.
I cant read
and well.
i cant write.
But i can drive a tractor alright.
You got me.
I cant read
and well.
i cant write.
But i can drive a tractor alright.
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@Shila
Thats a Nible right there.
' starts strapping myself in'
Nible.
Nible.
Shila ?
Are ok man ?
Oh big bite .
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
' tightens drag '
' checks drags tightness '
' winds in slack. '
Shila, ?
Are you j7mping on ?
Nible, nibl
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@Shila
I did like 15 maybe 20 days of sunday school.
Sooooooo,
Its safe to say.
i know jesus.
What if i said to ya.
Every atheist here spent time in sunday school..
Do you belive that?
You cant be a atheist if you didn't go to sunday school once or twice.
To clarify.
The meaning of Atheist.
A person that doesn't belive in a god or gods buttttt.
Went to sunday school a few times .
It as simple as that.
Ask around.n
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@Shila
This is why Jesus hates his birthday being on christmas.
I mean.
Of all fucking days right. ?
He was born, on Christmas, day.
Actually.
Being born on christmas has to be like ummm,
Well
Thats like has to be the worst ever possible start to a life right.
Its A ( one in 365 ) shot.
Its a horrible start.
Hey but this gets even better right.
This jesus guys other monumental anual celebration falls exactly on Easter.
Wowww.
' minds fully blown now. '
Its now mind blowing obvious that its a real real bad start at life.
365 into 364 or some odds like that.
The fucken chances of it.
He even died on a holiday celebration day
and come back to it on a special day .
Its almost stupid.
But its ya basic
ya only get half of presents effect.
I imagine.
Truly horrible.
But ummm.
Your right .
Its not time for strippers its family time.
That like insta killed my erection.
' another slice of fairy bread.
Thats my sixth slice.
Punch anyone !.
Shila?
Punch. ?
Oh and it just so hapoens that Jesus was born right around that time they did the AD to Bc thingy that they did.
Its now too uncanny.
Hey pkeadenkeep this quite .
Buttttttt
It seems like.m.
Thats .
It seems to me thatttt
The world runs like a yearly celebration allllll about the life and death and life of jesus.
Now im only going to say this once.
It seems like .
Thats .
It seems like.
Alllll the holiday celebrations and the friggen the start of the BC time line thing.
Are alllllllllll got to do with that jesus guy.
To me.
You know what i mean. ?
It seems like that
to me.
BC may infact mean. Like
baby christ. Or some type of code like that.
What led me to this wassss.
Now get this.m
Today being Christmas right. ,
anddddddd
it being his birthday today.
Insta
☆☆☆☆☆☆ RED FLAG. ☆☆☆☆☆☆
Please be warned.
Hey Im on to you guys hey ?
This is susss.
Sometings not right.
Jesus seem muchus importontay cee.?
' kicks feet up.'
Just living life on the what seems to be a ,
jesus timetable.
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Hey What time is the strippers getting here.
' grabs another slice of Fairy bread. '
Yummm.
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@ebuc
Well aint that swell.
Nice Cube.
Merry Christmas man.
Merry Christmas squared.
Send pics.
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@Shila
Well yeah.
I was thinking a ( laser light pointer get together night. )
Where as , we have like 1000 plus people with the pointers and they just point em up to the sky part and like freestyle.
Wave em around and shit.
We could blind a god if where lucky enough.
Well.
Its just a thought.
We wont do it on his birthday.
But well get him.
Laser pointers can make helicopters fall from the sky.
They should catch gods sight.
Hell see us alll waving lights ,
He wont think its crazy as palm sunday .
Where we all bring a palm leaf to church .
Its not crazy bat shit like that .
But he will wonder what we are up to.
A quick glance over the bible.
Nope.m
The bible doesn't even mention laser pointer edict.
So were good to go.
Goes back over the first paragraph.
Nope.
God likes light if anything.
By the sounds of it.
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@Best.Korea
Hip hip hip.
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@Stephen
I to have robed a church .
A number of time.
I got a 34cm fat back tv.
Ive taken there takings .
Ha thats funny .
No but seriously i have taking a cash from em.
From a church.,
And thats not to mention the extensive range of macaroni jewelry ive walked out of there with.
Mum did well.
I fucking love macaroni jewelry making.
Loved it.
Sooooooo.
I have however put a gold coin in the dish on about . 10 times.
But umm.
IM UP.
Ive got more from god then he from me.
At least a couple of hundred.
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I got me torch.
Its pretty good .
Its plastic but,
Hey but ummmm.
Laser lights.
Ya gotta think gods been hit with a laser light once or twice right ?
Ha.
Ha.
Imagine the first person that accidentally laser light pointer god.
God would of been like.
( WTF was that. )
It would of scared him.
Actually.
Probably not.
I mean.
His been front and center for millions of fireworks displays for like ?
Dont google it deb , just guess
A century.
And like watching fireworks from front on view is mucho better.
Ive no doubt He would of had some close calls with like bombs and fireworks.
But back to what i was saying.
Could one ummm, accidentally of laser pointed god before.
Just a yes or no.
I reckon his seen something red flash over his chest before.
God does live up there right ?
Guys.?
Like .
In the sky.
He does reside in the sky but hey ?
Shit i feel silly now.
One of you guys are gonna tell me NO hey.
And you are all gonna leaugh at me for thinking that god lives
' points skyward '
Up there.
Above the clouds .
Obviously.
Like right near the top part.
Heaven is in the sky.
I know that.
God lives at heaven right ?
Or in the heaven right. ?
Anddddd thats in the sky right?
I mean .
Heaven is in the sky right.
God lives there.
Gods in the sky.
Thats right right .
Are you saying like , its past where the stars are.
Like right right right in the top of the sky .
Yes,
Yes.
Well Ok then,
cool.
' kicks dirt '
Good day.
Merry Christmas guys.
I Love yas.
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Shit,
I totally forgot hey. I did the same thing last year.
Can you like, put my name on the card.
Please.
Please
Actually.
What would you write on jesus birthday card. ?
Would Jesus be ok with like a joke card ?
I got $8.35 in my cars center console.
And ill put in another 10er.
So Thats like
$17.
No,
i mean $18 Plus the 35 cents.
Thats $ 18.35.
Hang on a sec.
10 plus the 8.35.
Yeah
$18. 35.
Thats alright hey ?
Jesus won't say no to no $17. 55 right ?
I mean .
$18
30 was it.
Oh 35.
So yeah, $18. 35.
THATS CASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I don't know a great deal about your god guy.
But i do know one things for certain.
HE FUCKING LOVESSSSSSSSS CASHHHHH. fucking loves cash.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Right. ?
Am i right guys.?
He so does.
Now.
How am i gonna get this $18.80 cashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .
I mean 35.
$18. 35
How do ya think one might get this cashhhhhhhhhh to the great lord. ?
I can do paypal.
Or.
Or.
Perhaps I can send it to one of you guys , and you could " pass it on" for me.
Ya have to Say its from me but.
Like. Its from deb 8.
Soooooo , what do i do. ?
Ill just . SHIP IT.
Fuck.
But wich group of you. ?
Wich one of the cough cough 30,000 cough should i give it to, to like ummmm. pass it on to the lord for me.
One trust worthy Christian group right?
There just has to be 1 out of the 30,000 i could put my trust into right?
Surly.
Go with group # 17,824 , thats The seventh dayers.
NOPE.
I don't like em .
Fuckkkk, i must be able to trust one of em.
' mind goes blank'
Guys?
im looking for. ( A GOOD CHRISTIAN GROUP.)
it seriously can't be that hard
Im after a, ( A Trustworthy Christian group )
Thats .
A TRUSTWORTHY CHRISTIAN GROUP.
IDEAS?
A GOOD CHRISTIAN GROUP. ?
Im gonna go eat dinner and have a little think about it.
Fuck i feel foolish . ,
I seriously cant think of . A good christian group.
Thats.
A good Christian group.
Cant.
Anyway back soon.
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Ok im back.
Any ideas on , A GOOD CHRISTIAN GROUP.
Nope.
Well i give up.
I seen a LED , usb chargeable torch at Woolworths for $20 bucks a couple of days ago.
It was a nice one to.
It has like 5 different modes.
Whats that ?
How many lumens has it got ?
How many lumens?
I dont fucking know ya dickhead.
Has to be a couple of hundred.
How many lumens?
What kind of stupid question is that.
No but seriously guys
Can one of you at least tell the god that i was going go give him .
$ 28. 35
I mean .
$18. 35. In cashhhhhhhhhh.m
I really was.
Butttttttt,
I ended up getting a torch with it.
A REAL GOOD SUPER BRIGHT LED ONE,
usb chargeable.
Im guessing upon hearing this
His prob gonna wanna know.
How many lummen is it ?
If he asks , wich he willl.
Tell him.
He doesn't know .
Its like a million i think.
Just tell him its real real bright.
Fucking how many lummens ?
Just tell him .
Deb said , HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Thats it.
I really don't know why i bother some times.
Arrrrrrrrr
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So Jesus is ummmm, mentioned 1310 times in the bible.
Sooooooo Scratch out the word jesus and replace it with god.
Fucking done and dusted right. ?
No but.
Yeah but.
But.
It doesn't work like that.
Kind of.
Fucking wankers.
So like the 3rd mention of jesus isreferring to god.
As is .
5th
17th
Im just making these up but i could go on.
The 19th
22nd .
30th .
Not the 33rd.
38 yes.
Actually i said the 22nd , that Jesus don't mean god
Its the 23rd.
No hang on .
No the 22nd is.
No Im not sure now.
What im trying to say issssss.
There is never a passage or two in the bible book thats like pretty straight forward easy to understand, followed up by another passage of just straight forward easy to understand stuff.
Theres not.
Ya see i would of done this REALLLLLLLL REALLLLLLLL IMPORTANT BOOK IN A " MORE STRAIGHT FORWARD EASY TO UNDERSTAND MANNER.
Again.
thats just me.
Its just me.
Fucked if i would of did it in a scripture like format.
just me.
Why be cryptic about shit.
But i get it.
I do.
So for a small examp.
We allllll know that Adam died when he was 970 something years old right. ?
As did alot of jesus gods right hand men.
Noah was 500 and something years old when he started doing the archy archy.
Thats just straight up common sense right ?
Its .
Welll.
Its fucking stupid.
Imagine if Google ran like this.
Ya wouldn't bother.
The bible is just usless shit.
Well not that part obviously.
But that part and that part is.
Oh and cloes to half of the other part is also.
Im sure i could of taught myself not to eat children wihout a holy book.
A big call i know buttttt. I reckon i could of.
Even giving like the first part of the bible to the jews then using it for the Christians and shit .
Its fucking stupid .
As is god.
I mean Jesus.
Thats the god Jesus. Or jesus god.
Well you know what im getting at.
I imagine this allll stated from making the earth 6000 years old.
Wih all the nonsense
The earth being 6000 years old is spot on.
Because 6000 means 4.5 billion or there abouts.
Well back in them days it did,
So like when they say jesus, i mean god .
When they say god built the universe in 6 days .
Again , They are SPOT ON.
Because
6 days means a couple of hundred days obviously, but spot fucking on.
Very well played.
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My $270 on abortion.
Great price.
Good value.
☆☆☆☆. 4 Stars.
Hey Has anyone else here ever got a big fat ugly chick pregnant.?
Whats that ?
No.
So NO.
You've never got a fat chick pregnant.
Well then shut ya fucking face.
Levels .
Smevels.
morals.
Shmorals.
Its Abort abort abort.
What about a smoking hot sexy chick. ?
Ever got a hot chick pregnant ?
Unplanned.
Yeah i don't know where i was going with that example.
No But ummm,
Abortion is for when you accidentally Get a fat ugly chick ya did down the park from your house , pregnant.
Thats right right. ?
Well I could try dolling it up a bit.
By it a stage 3 zygotes , or a embryos or any other ,
Stages
Its Correct right. ?
I thought so.
FULL STOP.
A add.
Why thanks abortion.
Youve solved it again.
Thanks to abortion i was able to start again.
Properly.
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@Best.Korea
Imagine god trying to get the point across
The point being.
Christian boys kissing Christian boys isnt as ummmm, evil as christian boys kissing Muslim boys.
You'd ask him .
Whats the difference?
His answer would be interesting.
Hang on.
What happens if a muslim was ( thy neighbor )
And if a Muslim trespassers.
Do onto other Muslims.
Inter religious stuff, messes up non inter religious stuff.
I dont know if im saying that right but
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@Best.Korea
Im thinking like one maybe two tops.
Hey what about interreligionrelationships.
Can a Christian have a relations with a Muslim.
Hey. Do ya reckon god hates boys kissing boys more so then Christians and Muslims getting it on. ?
Then theres the homosexual Christian and Muslim inter relations.
Thats like pure fucking evil.
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If it wasn't for that stupid song , the day the music died,
American pie , is it.?
If it wasnt for that song , the trinity would be deemed alot more ummmm stupider.
That song does play a factor in this belief of a holy trinity but.
Oh darn it.
Now ive that stupid song in my head.
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@Shila
Going against Muslim isum is a person who is opposed, disagree to this free choice.
Doesn't work hey.
Then what about
Going against homosexual Muslims is a person opposed to so on and so on .
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But.
But.
Ya just helping this fella out by having him come to a ummmm, a more civil country, so he doesn't get hurt and like picked on in the country his from.
Poor little fella.
So ya Help him out, andddddd, A fucking fortnight later he thinks he can like LAY DOWN THE LAW and shit. And he does shit that your country / his now country doesn't except.
Total Fucking wankers.
Imagine starting shit in a place that helps you out.,
The fucking hyde of some cunts.
His gonna be raped sooooooo hard in jail.
You can be fore or against homosexuality.
Im against Musliminisum.
Its not even a word.
If your against Christianity you are a ( __________ ) ?
If your against homosexuality you are a ( _____________ ) ?
Is There such things as homosexual Muslims ?
Im angry about this.
Im steaming.
Homosexual Muslims are prob the nice ones.
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@Lemming
Congratulations.
Lemmy just WON the religion forum .
I like you heaps , i really do.
Your sharp as a tak
But Your such a dorkkkkkkkk.
I well i think the homowners should do this with the guidance of the worlds adults .
On the federal level however
If i was to paint my house a ' puts finger on his glasses. '
A gaudy colorrrrr ( arrr rubble rubble rubble)
'the crowd angers'
I mean. Just Shut uppppp,
Dork .
No one even asked you.
Kidding lemmy.
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Yes ummm.
No.
A throat aint classed as a sod.
And the biblical answer.
Robert 10 : 34 . The throat differs from the anus.
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@Best.Korea
Let me run a quick check on that for you shall i. ?
A biblical answer and a google.
Or just biblical.
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And Yes i am aware i talked to myself in the 4th there.
So.
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Every Christian religion has its job today.
1.9 billion players on the Muslims team.
2 billion play for the Christians .
Not that it means to much i don't think .
Buttttttt.
( it really fucking does guys. ) PM me. Cant talk here.
Its just.
Well.
I prefer Christians over Muslims.
Fuckin BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM .
( holy shit , i am allowed to say that . ) state ones preferences.
Fuck it.
Im a say it again.
☆°▪•☆°▪•☆ I LIKE CHRISTIANS BETTER THEN MUSLIMS ☆°▪•☆°▪•☆
So yeah . Long and short .
If a few major Christians groups cease to be.
The numbers might resemble something like this.
Muslims = 1.7 billion.
Christians = 1.62 billion.
So you can see whats happening there hey?
Correct.
There would be more Muslims ( see above )
1.7 of em
And then see how many christians there are ?
1.62 bill.
And 1.62 is the lesser < of the numbers there .
That would make it that the Muslims are the biggest group in the world.
And as i stated before.
( don't deb. )
●□■●■ I LIKE CHRISTIANS MUCH MUCH MORE THEN THE MUSLIMS ●■●■
( fuckkk he did it again )
GOOOOOOO.
THE CHRISTIANS.
yeah , yeah .
Ok whatever.
Hey see i used a < lesser then sign.
Thank you .
Thanks guys.
I knew it would one day come in handy.
And it payed off today my friend's.
Again.
Thanks
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How much would you reckon one mght pay for like fun day out with the pope ?
You'd have to think no less then 20k.
A Pope horse ride. 5k.
Easy right.
A pope footwash 5k.
How much to have the pope pass your house. ?
Hey?
Yes in the pope mobile fuck head.
5k again.
What would you do with the pope for the day ?
Get gods number from him.
Mmm, some cash there hey .
Anyway ., " pope dreams"
What was the OP again.
Thats right , the Catholic church. , what role should it have today like .
Shit i dunno .
Pass.
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The pope is the " closest " person / thats human person on earth to god.
Sooooooo,
I think we should keep him.
But the rest of it just takes up space.
So
We want alllll the confession bootus and we will take the pope bloke.
And his hats
The Footcleaner 3000s
Oh and the pews.
We want allll of the pews.
Why?
Because they ard called pews.
And pew sounds funny.
Pew.
Pew
Just Filling up the atheist musium
Once we got the pope bloke we a set.
Believe me
Hes gonna taste so good.
Oh
Did i just type that out loud ?
So how much $$$$
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The Catholics have a great range of Sin removers.
My favorite being the confession booths.
Why you could practically eat a kid for lunch, the simply pop on down to a booth near you . Do the back and forth.
Fucking bless you my son.
Then Finish it up with a body of christ flavored waffer
Bobs ya fucking uncle.
Ya Insta shine.
Powerful right ?
You could really use one of those .
I may invent
The sin arator 3000s
Just ya basic Mobile sin booths.
Anyway , coming to a town near you.
Im thinking $25 to $32
Eating a kid may occur extra charges butttt.
$100 max and ya sin free.
AI. Sin booth operators
Fucking wankers
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They need to stick around and pay $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
To allllllllllllllĺlllllllllllĺllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllĺlllllllllll
The people that half the cath priest have umm, ill say "touched"
I imagine there are alottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Of people times 10.
That haven't come forth yet with a story of when they got touched.
And If you've been touched inappropriately ya gonna need some $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ for that.
Right ?
Well am i right ?
Roger that ten - four.
Sooooo.
They need to generate some more $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
For stuff like that.
Oh and they need cash for Jesus.
Why ?
Ask me why they need cash for jesus.
Go no.
Well I'll tell you anyways
☆☆☆☆☆ JESUS FUCKING LOVES CASH ☆☆☆☆☆
Again guys.
Am i right.
So um yeah.
' kicks dirt. '
Cool.
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It will be blatantly obvious when AI reaches that "next level"
AI one day will give two exact same meaning from one scripture.
NOTTTTTT.
AI one day will give two exact same meaning from one scripture.
NOTTTTTT.
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@Best.Korea
And it replys with.
Jehovah witness.
And your like
Ahh. I see not enough time has passed yet.
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Im not religious but If i was , I'd be a christian.
WTF.
I just said that out loud.
Im not religious, but if i was, id be a christian.
That sounds stupid buttttt , its um , i think it right.
Would AI chose the correct Christian denom. ?
Could quantum computes tell me the correct denomination of cristian i ummm, need to be.
WTF.
I just said that out loud.
Im not religious, but if i was, id be a christian.
That sounds stupid buttttt , its um , i think it right.
Would AI chose the correct Christian denom. ?
Could quantum computes tell me the correct denomination of cristian i ummm, need to be.
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@Best.Korea
Any platforms open for half believing in god.
You know like . Kind of believe in god
Orrrrrr.
Having Belief in a half god god.
Or what about
Pretending to belive in a god.
Something like Sillyisum.
Hey BK.
Can one Play Quija board with AI. ?
Hang on.
A AI Quijie board.
Artificially intel and a quiji board marry nice together.
Ai has been the other person on the qjiji board that pushes the glass for easy 100 years.
The thing on the board can only move because of Ai
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