How is the fasting thing your doing forJesus going ?

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Nice i bet,
yeah nice. 
 
YA FUCKING WANKERS. 
Fuck don't start deb .
Dont.
Deep breath. 

Hey ummm, as ive said before. 
I don't know a lot about ya god thing you guys do BUTTTTTT.

One thing is for certain right. 
This i know.
God, or the Jesus thing you got, 
WellHe FUCKING LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSßSSSSSSS
Thats. 
Fuk luv.
Loves it when you guys do the skip a meal or two thing for him that you do for him.  Ya know what i mean. 
Am i right ?

Fuck yes.
Can i get a Amen. 

Its soooooooooo easy to picture him looking down upon us.
Like.
He looks down righg and sees bloody John,  and there is Ian
Rebecca.
Amos. 
And  he sees them Doing the non eating thing that you guys do for him
Uuvfffff.
' losses breath' 
Ok where was i.
That right.  Picture him.
( picture him swaying side to side reallll slow like  and his fucking  spittng on his fingers and like rubbing each one of his 6 nipples . 
As he occasionally gasps to gather his breath.

Easy as to picture right ?
I mean ,  its straight up commen scenes. 
Yeah. 
   
Its the Norm.


  
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I now feel obliged to hon mention.
Fasting.

Now We put a crack team of scientists to work on this fast fast thing You guys do addddddddd you'll be happy to know. 
The results come back.
GOOD .
Guys .
Fasting in the rather small amout that most  bloody modern " Christians " do is ummmmm 
GOOD.
Thats a + .
Thats a positive. 
well it pretty much well is right? 

Twas then we realized. 
What would they fucking know anyway 
Fuck , 
Hang on 
its dietitians we should of asked hey.?
Not 
Scientists

⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙ WARNING. ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙   WARNING 
Hang on ' STOP THE POST DEB '
Stoppppppp . 
Hey deb. Yep .?
Google are dietiians scientists or something. 
 
Why ?

Deb ... ??

What.

Fucking 
' Google it fuck wit ' 
Ok ok.
Are dietiians scientists.  
ANSWER :   Nutritionist.    A nutritionist can be or is a scientist.  
Fucking so on and so on.

Im so fucking embarrassed right now guys. 
Dietiians
scientists.
fffffffffffff. 
THX DEB , 
WTF , who said that. ?

So yeah .
I was saying.
We got some BLOKES  to check out the fasting crap you guys do anddď
ITS GOOD.
YOUR GOOD. 

Me and the bloody ugnorts dont do NO , ( SKIP A MEAL FOR A GOD THING )
We dont even meet up on weekends 
Norrrrrrr do we sing songs together. 
Nope.
Not a song.  

So cred where cred is due ..
It is a great pleasure to award the Christians with.
A GOLD STAR STICKER.

For .
FASTING IN SMALL AMOUNTS. 

The crowed goes wild. 

So with this in hand , let us now go to 
THE PROS AND CONS LEADER BOARD. 
THE Pro's  &  Con's of your fucking stupud religion that is the thing ya fucking do. 

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

PRO.  7  .   But there maybe 9 

CON.   159253849916344192833742784351741929336649424641 3399493353849591134748432571819394376392144065664296588765876288
I should keep going hey. ?
Ok.
A little bit more.

CONTINUING THE CON'S  : 82642383812976380042779629865
' catches breath ' 
2340842876225765599954567239397.
And like a third. 

Now guys stick with me here.
I want to do that number again, but see how it ends in a 7. 
I will go or maybe  ( that number , only a 5 at the end instead of a 7.
Do ya get it ?
That'll be cool hey ? 
Yeah , real fucking cool. 
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Wrap it up man , wrap it up.


Ladies and Gentlemen. 
Raise. 
'  TO THE CHRISTIANS ' 
 
' THE CHRISTIANS ' 


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I ate meat accidentally  on ash wed the other week so im as good as FUCKED.
  
I feel my body in the last stages of shut down. 
Its been wild guys .
Fucking wild. 
I love yas .
Yalll know that hey .


Xoxoxox.
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I had Taco Bell on ash Wed. Did that count?
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@Deb-8-a-bull
Bible says that Jesus will kill most humans when he comes back. I guess angry about the nailing thing.
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Bible says that Jesus will kill most humans when he comes back. I guess angry about the nailing thing.
Only a handful of Roman guards took part in the crucifixion of Jesus.

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Only a handful of Roman guards took part in the crucifixion of Jesus.
Tell it to Jesus, not me.

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Only a handful of Roman guards took part in the crucifixion of Jesus.
Tell it to Jesus, not me.
You posted:
Bible says that Jesus will kill most humans when he comes back. I guess angry about the nailing thing.

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Bible says that Jesus will kill most humans 
Doesn't give a number of killings, so how do you know sty's "most?" Besides, tell it to him; we sure cannot do anything about it, can we? Ra Ra.


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Doesn't give a number of killings, so how do you know sty's "most?"
Only 144,400 survive.

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I ate meat accidentally
How do you eat anything "accidentally?" Seems  whatever goes in the pie hole goes by personal choice at your age. As for fasting, I've been around the sun 75 times, and have fasted every month for 24 hours once or twice a month for the last 50 of those circuits. Good for body and soul. I do it for myself and no one else, including Jesus.
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Only 144,400 survive.
You want to cite that? I know what it says, but all of us "survive;" and we all will die one way or another, but Christ assured we would all live again, so, how we die is variable, but not permanent for any of us. Even Ra assured that, according to Ani's Egyptian Book of the Dead, which I read in its original lingo. You must not be Ra.
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@fauxlaw
but all of us "survive;"
Sure, after Jesus kills most of humans, he brings them back to life to burn them forever.

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Even Ra assured that
What does Ra have to do with your mythology?

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Yes, my profile photo is Sun God, Winged Dragon of Ra.
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I had Taco Bell on ash Wed. Did that count?
Do that every day and you can be like Paul when he says "I die daily. . . " 1 Cor 15:31

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I just love the intellectual threads.
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@fauxlaw
TheGreatSunGod wrote: Only 144,400 survive.
Fauxlaw the High Priest wrote: You want to cite that? 

Why? Can't you cite it? 

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@Deb-8-a-bull
How does one eat meat accidentally?

Eating meat is also a euphemism.

And pancakes are delicious, with just some lemon and sugar.

And on Thursday I shall have a loaf and five fishes, with a nice salad perhaps...What the other 4999 eat is up to them...Though I expect that Mrs Zed will have the same as me.

No dirty marks on my forehead on a Wednesday...Nor Mrs Zed's.

And at the weekend we will kill the fatted calf, and have it with chips.
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Can one be poisoned?  

I reckon one can eat meat accidentally.  
But it dont sound right hey ? 
You know what im getting at but.

Hey um. 
Killing animals. 
Have you killed a chook before Zee ? 

You'd have to guess that most on site wouldn't have killed a animal "worse " then a fish hey.
And probably not even a live chook.


Have you ever gone to get eggs off a chikken before.
Liked picked the bird up to grab the egg / eggs ?

I bet you have before , and remember it to this day.
You didn't wanna take the little birdies fucken eggs did ya Zed.
No you didn't. 
You also think about them dogs you accidentally ran over dont ya.
Dont ya. ?
But thats another post all together. 
Yeah yeah you sure do.

' opens arms.'
Bring it in big fella.
Its gonna be ok Zed. 
Your gonna be  ( A  . OK )

I can fucken snap kittens legs like pencils,  and not differ a spec from " the Norm "
Actually. 
Not norm buttttþtt.
No thought of it 5 mins later. 
But ummmm yeah. 
No but um
' kicks dirt ' 

Love you mate, 
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I bet Yall have no trouble torturing seafood but 

You sick bastards.
Yall Torment the fuck ot of the crustaceans hey ? 

Get the dear mrs Zed to pick you up a 6 pack of HOT CROSS MUTHA FUCING BUNS this weekend Zed.

If ya eat one of them fuckers it pretty much cancels out ANYTHING bad you may have had.
I think. 




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See where i went wrong was.
Not reading the rules of the playing of the game of.. 

☆☆  LENT ☆☆ 
A game the whole family can play,
Acutely 

Please consult ya doctoor before playing  ☆☆ LENT. ☆☆

Upon reading the rules , it was the that i knew.
I'd  FUCKED UP.


Good game. 
Good game. 
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I bet Yall have no trouble torturing seafood but 

You sick bastards.
Yall Torment the fuck ot of the crustaceans hey ? 

Get the dear mrs Zed to pick you up a 6 pack of HOT CROSS MUTHA FUCING BUNS this weekend Zed.

If ya eat one of them fuckers it pretty much cancels out ANYTHING bad you may have had.
I think. 
Is that your laxative?
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I hope you accidentally poison yourself. 
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I hope you accidentally poison yourself. 
Good game. 
Good game. 

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Why should I cite that which I do not claim?
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That right.  Picture him.
( picture him swaying side to side reallll slow like  and his fucking  spittng on his fingers and like rubbing each one of his 6 nipples . 
As he occasionally gasps to gather his breath.
You have some unique ideas about Jesus.
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I've killed  Deb...But only to eat.

I kill less these days...Because I'm older, less inclined and have more disposable income.

I was brought up to be respectful but not soppy.

Mrs Zed is soppier than me.

No need to break legs though Deb.

Breaking legs for fun is just pseudo-masturbation.

Eggs is just naturally prepacked foodstuff, a bit like a tin of beans.

And I ain't a wuss that's scared of hens.

Hot cross buns are tasty, though religiously insignificant in my head. (And in Mrs Zed's head too).

They should put an A for atheists on some and call them hot A buns...Not that I'm bothered.

Though we tend to eat them cold anyway.

I've only ever run over one dog...But around here pheasants are ten a penny, and badgers are dumbass fuckers when it comes to crossing the road.

Over there I suppose it's Emus and Kangaroos...Some big old mutha fucking road kill.

And did you mention nipples Deb?

For sure, Mary's nipples were good and hard when Jesus's dad took her hot buns from behind.

Yum Yum.

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Mrs Zed is soppier than me.[..........................................]Eggs is just naturally prepacked foodstuff, a bit like a tin of beans.

I put  Mrs  Stephen off eggs when we first met. I reminded her that an egg was a chickens period.  Now she askes me do I want period on toast or boiled period for breakfast .


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TheGreatSunGod wrote: Only 144,400 survive.
Fauxlaw the High Priest wrote: You want to cite that? 

Why? Can't you cite it? 
Why should I cite that which I do not claim?

But your bible does.  Are you telling us that you don't preach, teach and sermonise from the bible?
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God, or the Jesus thing you got, 
Jesus will be defeated by the unstoppable power of the Sun God.