Deb-8-a-bull

Any platforms open for half believing in god. 

You know like .  Kind of believe in god 

Orrrrrr. 

Having Belief in a half god god. 

Or what about  

Pretending to belive in a god. 

Something like Sillyisum. 

Hey BK. 

Can one Play Quija board with AI. ?

Hang on. 

A AI Quijie board. 

Artificially intel and a quiji board marry  nice together. 

Ai has been the other person on the qjiji board that pushes the glass for easy 100 years. 

The thing on the board can only move because of Ai 

Oh moral my moral. 

Congratulations  BK

I bet you feel so fucking moral BK.  

As we alllllll know.

Beliving in one religious group  =  morals . 

Beliving in 3 religious groups = so so moral. 

Beliving in 5 religious groups =  MAX Mega Moral . 

Not beliving in one religion group    =   No morals. 

Thats more or less moraless,

i mean, 

moraless more or less. 

Ya cant get no more moral then beliving in 5 diff  religious  groups morals . 

At this level of sheer moral ness one begins to vibrate. 

Im guesing You are currently floating around 10 inches of the ground BK.  

Nice.

Nice. 

If i ever have any questions about morals .

Your then man to turn to BK. 

You moral muther fucker you. 

Was .

All swans are White a fact ? 

You could never apply this to ( guilty or Not guilty.) 

OJ simpson murdered Nichole can't everrrrrrrr be a " fact " right ? 

Hang on. 

OJ knows if its a fact or not. But no one else knows hey. ?

I don't know where im going with this now. 

Pass. 

Yeah Ya right. 

I get it. 

But.

But. 

I know for a FACT THAT. 

Big footS dont ride unicorns.

Actually, 

NO.    

Its not a fact , 

Would you settle with. 

(  ITS "SAFE"  TO SAY ?  ) 

Its safe to say unicorns don't ecxist. 

Could you have searched for unicorns long and good enough to say. 

" Its safe  to say "  ?

It doesn't really mean shit but hey. 

Its safe to say, 

Or what about .

The chance of unicorns existing are slim. 

So like. 

can you make one side of a argument  ( more favorable ) ? 

It still doesn't mean shit but hey. 

It is atleast.   A basis. 

 

One good thing about it is.

It gets the rapist going around to the father of the victum house

Sooooo

Picture this filthy rapiest popping up on your doorstep saying.

Sir. 

He goes , sir. 

Excuse me please  

He then goes on to fully apologies, and explains himself.  

He goes .   At 3.18 pm today I raped your daughter. 

HOWEVER. 

He says. 

I am here kind Sir to ummm, reumburst if you will. 

Then you and this guy that raped ya daught not even 8 hours ago start ummm, heckling. 

Picture the father of the victim straight up saying.  

Its gonna be $500US AT THE LEAST. 

He knows his daughter is sexy as 

The Rapist fires back. 

$250.

The father of the rapist smiles at him and says.,

Five hundred  no less. 

The bloke that raped your daughter , says $325

Still not happy,  the father of this girl that was rapped

Gos .

$450.  

At the very least.  

More back and forth.

You put on A masterclass of hecklinv

Until BOTH COME TO AN AGREEMENT 

You settle for  $382. 70. 

Wich is good 

Its a good outcome as most rapist these days have no morals at all , 

Its good to  offer Any financial aid what so ever. 

Unfortunately Zed,  that one down the road from your house isn't the one that you are in. 

It sucks how God told you that The church two suburbs over is your guys. ? 

You just need to put a application in to join.

To wich the response will be. 

Unfortunately Mr Zee,  we wont be accepting your application this year .  

Get the fuck out of town. 

Christians aint allowed in swimming pools.

( Swimming )  is using your body in a unatural way.  

Thats a big fucken NO NO. 

Romans 1 : 26 . 

 

Actually.

A lottttt of things could be deemed as a Sin with the whole.  

Using your body in a unatural way. 

Breaking ya neck diving in shallow waters is a sin times 2.  

Breaking your neck wouldn't be natural hey? 

An ( unatural way ) 

the word anal appears twice in the above sentence. 

Ha.

Ha. 

Don't use your body in an unatural way is a funny way of saying.

Don't be Gay.

DBG. 

Don't be gay. 

Just .

Don't be gay. 

Now im picturing a gay person swimming in pool. 

A Gay swimmer is way worse then non swimming gays. 

I mean .

Well , you know what i mean . 

If ya swimming.  

Ya sinning.  

 

  

Denominations of atheists.  

And the atheist hierarchy.  

Juhovah  Witness christians.

Seventh day christians. 

Latter-day christians.   

THEY ARE ALL EXACTLY THE SAME,  BUT JUST DIFFERENT.  

I know i am a , church down the road from my house Christian.  

Im definitely not a . 

Church 118km from my house christian. 

*  =  30,000. 

But dont type it out loud. 

Instead of saying 30k i say.

Easy Over one whole dozen diff denoms. 

The Christians know full well 30,000 is the number. 

That has to be painful.  

If i was a Christian i wouldn't ever dare mention the number 30,000 

If we asked every christian on site , ARE THEY CURRENTLY  IN THE CORRECT RELIGIOUS GROUP ?

100% would say.  YES. 

SOOOO , lets say we've 25 christians on this site.

25 Christians picked the correct number,

Actually, a better way to explain might be. 

If i said to  a christians,  i am thinking of a number between 1 and lets say 10,000 to be fair. 

They would reply,  8971. 

And I'd be like wtf .  CORRECT. 

Id be blown the fuck away. 

Its fair to say. 

Theists are TOTALLY AWSOME RELIGIOUS GROUP PICKERS. 

Everytime one after the other.

They are SPOT ON EVERY TIME. 

Toats fucking awsome. 

I on the other hand cant help but feel if i was to pick a Christian denomination,  id pick incorrectly like 381 times .

Then nailing it on the 382 pick. 

Andddd not knowing i did  

What im trying to say isssss. 

I dont think id pick the correct denomination straight of the bat.  

Hopefully. 

The theists can teach us half wit atheists the correct way to pick the correct religious group. 

With ( *       ) diffrent denominations of Christians, 

And you to choose / pick one. Anddddd go with it until ya die .

Is ummmm. 

Its Deplorable. 

* im not going to type the real number of different types of Christians assssssss, im not here to make fun of you guys. 

But We alllllllll know that fucking horrible number of ( Christian denominations. )   

Lets just say , ya cant count em on your fingers. 

Say no more. 

Butttttt picking one from  * . 

Horrible.  

Horrible. 

Its beyond  ( A bad basis ) 

The whole sun being worshiped as a god for the thousands of years it has been and still is. 

Into the 

If i can prove the sun exist. ( wich i can ) 

Thennnnnnn , should i still be call a atheist ?

This no evidence that has ummm,  been collected over all human existence is a weak basis to then pick a single religious group  in wich you are to follow and ummm, apply to ya life for the remainder of you existence NO QUESTION ASKED. 

This claiming of a ( thing / s ) existence and "taking" / having / thinking you have NEVERENDING TIME × 10  to prove it is ummmm 

Pursuptuas 

Pursuptuas.  ( is that the word ? ) 

Buttt its rude. 

Its like ya started a game of godsie and had no intentions of proving it. 

Its.

Well.

Its anti science. 

Soooooooo, with this in mind. 

I AM HAPPY TO OFFER AN EXTENTION ON TIME IF YOU WILL FOR THE THEISTS TO PROVE A GOD OR GODS. EXISTS. 

Until then , i have to be Agnostic and just pretend im a Atheist.

Beccccccccauussseeee, proffin 

Proving  god or gods NOT / NON Existence is , well.

Its difficult to say the least.  

Slooooooooo.

Lets make a game of it. 

You theists can have 5000 more years extension.

Ifffff god isn't proved in this time period. 

Then the Atheists take the WIN.  

FAIR. ? 

Thats fair right?  

If this was put into place i can then be a Atheist today. 

But noooooo

Oh and if you talking bout " position, "  agnosticism is the platform. 

 And the hardest thing about be agnostic is the knowing that,God either

( A )  Exists 

Orrrrrrrr

( B )  DOSE NOT EXIST. 

Thats 

A

Or mutha fucking 

B

Its one of em right. 

Ps.

Please tell me you theists are in the process of proving God exists.  

As it almost fells like.

It ALMOST feels like. 

you guys are not to interested in " proving " god exists. 

But yeah .

Please Take ya NEVERENDING  time proving god exists guys. 

Wankers. 

Im guessing moby dicks is your fave .

Assssss. 

Its in wales.  'Drum snar clash ' 

Thank you 

Thanks. 

Oh and it has DICK in it. 

And that is like , right up your alley also. 

Im on fire today hey Zee. 

Shmoking.

A zedaku please big guy.

Boss. 

The original. 

Tell me You had no love for the wizard and willy wonka. 

You fucken loved both of em Z. 

You did. 

You can name the 5 golden ticket finders. 

Ahhhhhhh yeah. 

I watch these bloody crime shows zed. And the ummm the killers love for horror slasher films is quite ummm, well funny. 

As then Zed. 

As mother fucken then 

I try to imagine killing someone over , ompa bloody loompa

orrrrr

I could while away the hours , cofferin with the flowers, consulting with the rain. 

' fuvking stab fucking stab.' 

Tell me you don't  Zed. 

Tell me you dont represent the lollypop kids. 

Muther fucking word.,

Them 2 flicks are in your top 10 but hey ? 

Zed.,

Both of them easy 50 times each. 

At least. 

Ive robed before. And i never thought to think.  

Did I do that because of everlasting gob smaks. 

Orrrrr. 

Has infact ( the yellow brick road ) that has lead me to this here act. 

I was sure Mike TV had no part in my " upbringing " 

Zed. 

2 great movies right ? 

Correct. Got ya.m

Good day mate. 

And yes yes , im having great sex with kangaroos.  

Fuckhead. 

If you only had half a brain. 

You are the scarcrow.

Werzel Gumage like.

Crap . Did i just type that out loud. ..?

This borz krif guy is exactly why we play the stepping hen . (Stephen)  right at the front. 

If you can get the ball past him then Zeds there to end it. 

With Zed and him together. 

Right at the front. 

Ya look like a dickhead arguing against them and arguing gods real. 

Borz?  ars you picturing Stephen being offended by this ummm, lets say " rude talk "

Picture him.  His gotta be crying right ? 

NOPE. 

Call him names.

Talking to him with your disrespectful manor.

If i was theistic in any way shape or form id call him names , id threaten him with like violence and shit. 

Getting rid of the Stepping Hen and Zed would form a good basis for a bel8ving in God argument.

On site. 

A good argument on this site. 

Actually 

Then ya need to get rid of the RR's and the FLWR. 

Butttttt. 

Get rid of them off this site. 

Then the theists might have a basis to win a argument and make god worshiping look somewhat reasonable.  

only then. 

BK has me believing in satan more then a Christian has god. 

But you'll get there guys. 

Ill help ya out and call Stephen a bum bum head for you. 

Henny ? 

Hey Penny. 

Your bum head Stephen. 

I Fucken got him. 

Chuckle Chuckle.

That'll disprove whatever he said that hurt you hey.? 

 

BUM BUM HEAD. 

Hit and sunk. 

Mmmm , No but yeah

borz, 

Stephen stays right at the Front there. 

Thats were he plays. 

' opens arms ' 

Bring it in big fella. 

Borz?

' squeezes '

Love you buddy. 

Your gonna be ok , im sure of it. 

Good game. 

Good game. 

#1.   Willy wonka and the chocolate factory.  

Because it is. 

#2.   The wizard of oz.

Because it is. 

#3.   Cum on my face #3. 

As There is Lotssss of cumming on faces. 

And i like cum on faces. 

Oh friggen No. 

Sorry. Im sorry. 

I said the words Apes and Atheists in the same post.

If a christian sees that they'll get all confused and start thinking.  

Oh thats right.  

Atheists belive in the TOE. 

They fucking will. 

You know it.

So sorry. 

Its Fair enough however that

Being a atheists means we are scientists. 

And are allllll experts when it comes to using bunsen burners. 

Thats just common sense.  

But not the TOE.

" ducks back to the lab. " 

Imagin a theistic religious calculator. 

We've Scientific calculators

Picture a theistic calculator at work. 

For this post,

ill be Changing the word ( theist ) to ( christians ) 

But In allll fairness guys. 

You christians have only walked the earth for some ( to be kind) 

8000 years now.   

We atheists have walked the earth for ( to be kind )

150,000 years. 

Thats. One second please. 

100,000 plus 8 form the 50 and carry the two. 

Thats like 140,000 years more .

I mean , 

Yeah 140k more years we the atheists have been hear the you the Christians.  

Why we were not beliving in gods before we knew we could belived in gods. 

No thats not right butttttt. 

Gods didn't exist before gods existed. 

No thats not right neither.  

 

We atheists. Have been here heaps longer the you Christians. 

Harrr.

Soooooooo .

Maybe a christian could have an opinion on this in 50,000 years time. 

If you guys had any respect. 

You'd  give it atleat 10,000 years on earth before you go making mind boggling assumptions. 

Ffffff.

We've a bunch OF Little 8000 year olds running around think they know DEEP SHIT.

Grow up guys 

Seriously.  

The Apes have a better understanding on life the you lot. 

Twas the Apes that taught me god / gods dont exist. 

Who'd you belive. 

Great apes or christians.? 

Ha

Ha. 

What a sentence. question. 

Are you now thinking. 

What would a great ape christian even look like. 

Who thinks 

A christian would say that atheist and theists have walked the earth for the same time. 

Wank

Erssss hey. 

The op could also read.

Atheists that believe no god exists on

allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the evidence that the theists have collected over the past few thousand years

Added on to.

That means  + .

alllllllllllllll the nothing that the atheists have gathered up over the past 200,000 years. 

=

Forms a fucken nice cushy mother fucking basis for argument.  

And you may as well 

And alllll the evidence that any other groups have.

And allll the info the cute little  Animals have gathered about god. 

So to recap.  Thats all the info .

That Everyone and  evrything has on god. 

Add that bitch up and ya got a foundation. 

But again .

The abs ofvthe  evi  is not the evi abby thing comes into play

is it safe to say. 

IT LOOKS LIKE HE DON'T EXIST 

More then

IT LOOKS LIKE HE EXISTS.  

Its just a hunch 

You guys are so lucky he did that book thing he did for you lot. 

Soooo darn lucky.

Good game.

Good game

If there was like ummm, something ya couldn't claim . 

YA WOULDN'T place it at the forefront.  

No not forefront . I mean .

You wouldn't make it the most important thing everrrrrrrrrrrrr. 

Yar mean. 

Ya wouldn't research just one book on the subject would you. 

You would live the rest of ya days out in accordance with something you can't prove now would you. 

Hang on STOP. 

STOPPPP. 

That last comment.  

You wouldn't spend the rest of your life in accord with something you cant prove. 

May be wrong. 

I Recant. 

But ya know what im getting at.  

I mean 

There is "beliving in something"  

But then there is

"beliving in something" if you know what i mean guys. 

Fucking nudge nudge. 

You know what i mean. 

Now for some reason  , I wanna goolgle just one word  (blind ummm faith )  

What is blind faith  

I may find out How much one should put into this , what was it again. 

Thats right. 

It was one word (   Blind  Faith.  ) thats it. 

Whats the opp of (  blind faith ) 

Ive got some research to do. 

Back soon guys. 

5 times .    6 min 58 second =  like 40 mins or 30 somthing mins later. 

Porn Hub mention nothing about this .   

Running the rest of yalife in accordance to blind faith. 

THATS FUCKING GANGSTA DOG. 

BALLA. 

WANKERS. 

P.s

IS god ok with step siblings having intercourse.  

 

Buttttttttt

People that believe no unicorns exist due to no evidence known.

Is not a weak basis. 

What are Some things that don't exist.  

Give me 5. 

What about things that don't exist With evidence that they do. 

 

If you asked every theist on site. 

Are they in a religious group ? 

What might you expect the answer to be. ?

If you ask every atheist on site . 

Are they in a religious group. ? 

What might you expect the answer to be. ?

Just have it a guess. 

If it was a religion.  

Female atheists would be less ummmmm, "important"  then Male atheist. 

And id be like a level 5 atheist.  

Thats a dubbie bop.. 

The grand master Atheist  would be known assss a (    blank.   )

On the other hand.  

Theists that belive a God exists due to no evidence known is a strong basis. 

I mean.

Weak basis

Actually.

Its not weak nor strong.

Its fucken mental. 

Oh thats unlessssss, you've actually meet god.

Then my bad. 

But you have to of meet him. 

And asked him or he told you . ( What religious group should i be in ) 

Becauseeeeeeee. 

If god didnt personaly tell you what religious group you should be in , and you just kinda like picked it. 

Went like . IMA JOIN THATA ONE.  

And you are gonna follow every word that group to a T,  for the rest of your entire life

Thennnnnnnnnnnn. 

Your a fucken mentel. 

Believing in a God is piss easy. 

I can do it watch. Hummmmmm. 

Bam, see i belive.  

Butggttttt. 

Picking a religious group. 

Men 

Fucking

tell.

Ya Freestyling  

Atheists know full well that the ( abs of evi ) is NOT the ( evi of abs )

Thats , " Whithin reason " 

Ifffff you belive in god... 

And fill up a hat with alllllllll these different religious groups. 

Ya won't pick out atheist.  

 As it wouldn't be in there wouod it.? 

Nor would you pick out audio electrician. 

The Christians aint allowed to go door to door slaughtering no more. 

Assssss,  Its illegal now.

Anddddd , 

Ya go to jail if you get caught doing stuff like that.  

We made up a couple of basic laws that done gone stopped god in his tracks. 

You can see God having to bloody curve his ummmm,

his "bad behaviors"  to adjust to a few  ( law ) things that we mere humans made up. 

Gods so calked "law"  now had to be tweaked / tuned down / messed with.   to fall in place with ( Laws ) we humans keep coming up with.  

What im trying to say is . 

We ( mere humans ) are responsible for how fucking angry god is these days. 

His temperament. 

And thats fucking soft. 

We've a SOFT cock GOD. 

We all mold him.    

Ya dont think god wants us still going from door to door killing alllllll the other religions today ? 

He did back then. 

What verse says.    ( Ok guys , slow it down a little. ) 

What verse says .  (  from now,  We are not going to do the door to door killings thing anymore.  

Weve weakened god .

And Softened the Christians. 

Because ya get into trouble for killing people for god these days. 

( not with god. ) ( he still loves it ) 

Going to jail for the rest of ya life apparently over rides

( doing god a solid. )     

Again . 

All of yas. 

S

O

F

T

Soft.

Soft as, pussy ass,  god. 

Sacred cats sitting on the door mat. 

Ya gotta ask yourself.  

Whats more important ? 

Killing one person from a diff religion . 

<     ?

>    ?

Is it ( bigger then or lesser then ) or equal too 

( The Rest of ya life in jail. )  

Yes , No, 

No , Yes. 

If you ( um and are)  for one split second. 

You and the god you worship arrrrrrrrrrreeeee. 

Capital  ( S ) 

Capital  ( O ) 

Capital  ( F ) 

Capital  ( T )  

SOFT.M

Ya fuvking SOFT. 

You say,  you belive in god butttt, you don't want to follow all of the shit.  

HAC.    Half Arsed Christians. 

 

You lucky basted.  

That truly is a case of.Right place, right time.  

' goosebumps '

Anyway ,  Its off the list. 

' glances down at the next thing on the list '

Murder a Man with bare hands.  

Good luck mate.

So You think my Dream catches may in fact be faulty ? 

Ok then smartarse . 

How do you suggest i test my dream catchers to see if they works or not. ?

Thats right. 

Ya cant can ya.,

So .

SHUT. 

YA . 

MOUTH. 

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 

Ya pissing me off now. 

Look I give up. 

Run the tests ya selves.  

Your A pack of  Idiots . 

 

I ran some checks on the prayer machine thingy.

I prayed that alll you lot got the hiccups today. 

And Welll .

TIMES UP.. 

HICCUPS ANYONE ? 

Ill get back soon with my findings.

Look i feel stupid now for having to ask this next questioj as i should jolly well know the answer.

Butttttt. . 

 

When one prayers to a avrage christian god ,

Please tell me it is.

Right hand clockwise belly rubs, 

with, 

Left hand head pats. 

It is hey. ? 

Guys ? 

Im sure it is hey. 

I have actually  seen this guy going anti clockwise once with the right hand  and taping with the left. 

He looked like a fool. 

Ive also been told   ,

⊙⊙⊙ it doesn't really matter if its left hand belly rubs with right hand taps¿¿¿¿

So I told him to go fuck himself .

I said . 

I went . You Go and fuck yourself.  

What kind of half wit thinks that you can do the prayer thing with left rubs and right taps. 

I simply just walked away. 

I didn't reakly tell him to

□□ go fuck yourself □□

But i should of right.

It was warranted. 

A quick reminder guys..

I do have two and a half 《  dream catches 》  in my closest i think.  

Soooooo.,

If someones prayer is going to be answered,  more then likely it would be mine.

Fuck. 

I need 3 AAA .

Anyone. ? 

Hang on a sec .

AA

they ars Double AA bateries guys.,

Thats the bigger of the two. 

If i can't get my dream catchers up and working. 

Its prob not worth testing these prayer things you guys do hey? 

Fuckit.

Arrrrrrrrr, 

Well In the intrest of science.

Im going up the road to get some batteries.  

Know of you guys are gomna come to my rescue hey ? 

3 AA bateries.  

Someone.

 

What the helll. 

Oh shit.

Shit. 

Hey sorry guys , just got back from the store,  and my darn cat was lying on my keyboard again. 

Stupid fucken cat. 

He does it to get the warmth. 

He wont do it again . Belive me you. 

I think he did like three posts or something.  

They prob wont make sense,  obviously.  

But yeah

please disregard the last few posts. 

Thanks and so sorry guys. 

My bad . 

Cat. 

My bad cat i mean. 

I kicked it.

Did i happen to mention

Soooooo, many Kamil votes have been damaged and are now nul in void. 

Thats gotta suck right. 

That mean that Allllllllll them votes for kamill a that got damaged will now not count. 

' places fist in mouth' 

Ouch.

Fucking ouch.

Laidies and gentlemen i give to you the greatest race in the world

U

S

A

To me You guys are so entertaining. 

I thank you for that.

Yeah. 

U.  

S. 

A 

Chant it with me now. 

USA.

USA. 

Wankers

 

Its been well over 20 years now since i prayed that prayer to stop every else's prayer not "count" . 

I mean. 

They don't even get there prayer heard no more. 

Thats Easy 20 years ago. 

It sucks in a way as ive needed it twice myself since then. 

Soooooo, All thats left is (  LUCK )

( LUCK ) is still up for grabs. 

Like lucky items and shit. 

You believe in luck don't you BK ? 

You've A pair of Lucky pants or something hey? 

If you go to America you get swept up in " politics "   thennnnn  its politicians. 

Then you realize.m

You only get like one vote. 

Its not a One in a million shot ,

' A  BRIGHT LIGHT FLASHES ' 

WTF

《 WARNING. ...   《  WARNING. ....   

Deb . Hey deb. 

Your last paragraph /  quote you made.  WILL  be entered into a "word based searchy engine thingy" 

Thusssss carrying a so called "mention" .

Computer suggests Ya pull ya head in. 

Ok ok .

For fuck sake,

Let me re fucking word that. 

Its not a one in a million CHANCE.  

Is what i was saying. 

One vote ain't going to do shit now is it.? 

Why I wouldn't even be bothered voting. 

Toats irrelevant.  

Its not going to be like up to you now is it BK.? 

Nothing about it is going to be up to you is it BK. ?

Thats a big NOPE. 

Nope. 

So fuck it. 

Fuck it. 

If prayers still worked like the use to. Back in the " old " days 

It would still be a complete waste of prayer. 

A Prayer for a Tonka Truck is better off. 

So.

Who caressssss

LOTS OF Love. 

The ANTI PRAYERRER. 

I mean prayrer 

Prayer, yeah. 

Yours faithful 

☆☆☆☆☆   THE ANTI - PRAYER. ☆☆☆☆ 

' snickers'. 

And poof. 

' disappears in a cloud of smoke ' 

Inviro friendly smoke. 

Pofffff

 

Correct. 

I was just talking shit. 

O no. 

So you dislike stupid statements Il.

And I just went on a rant stating that GODS POOP. 

Oh 

Friggen 

NO. 

Your probably gonna think im an idiot now. 

But Only just now.

Lucky you cant understand word salad but.

I may get away with it.

Good day sir.

The baby god jesus. 

Not meaning to boast or nothing buttttt. 

I probably smarter then a 5 year old. 

Im like 7 year old smart. Im not kidding 

Thusss.

If i was like 10 , 20 , maybe 30 years old at the time when the little god lord jesus yawah got born in the old barn with the donkeys and the wise dudes.

 

I WOULD OF BEEN WAYYYYY MORE SMARTER THEN GOD.  

There i said it. 

A quick reminder.

A 1 year old god Jesus poops in his pants hey ? 

I fucken dare ya to say

( The Gods don't do poop ,) 

Go on, Say it  

Whatever you do . 

DO NOT Imagine Jesus doing a shit. 

WTF.

I felt bad writing that.

Butttttt. 

He did right. 

Jesus pooped. .

And you just pictured  it.

You pictured a pooping jesus.

Nice. 

Your half way there

Half way to realizing that " they " thats prophets and jesues where just ya basic man humans . 

Look i forget where i was going with this now butttttttt. 

Picture a god doing a shit. 

Yes then wiping. 

I forget what finger they used back then buttttttttt

GODS POOP hey. ?

Orrrrrr 

I will except At the very least .  

Jesus had to poo now and then right? 

It probably makes no mention of the poopin in the holy book hey. 

I could be wrong but, 

there very well may have been a "passage" . 

Can anyone give me a passage with poo in it. ?

Again 

Im looking for a passage with poo in it. 

Maybe  Mr Roberts might know. 

Thats Roberts.

Yes. 

ANAL ROBERTS .

He could prob tell us about this " passage "thats ummm.   in concerns with poo. 

What i trying to pur across isssss.

GODS POOP. 

IF NOT , JESUS AT THE LEAST POOPS . 

PROPHETS YOU ASK ?   . 

Well That a big ( ten _ four ) 

Of course the prophets pooped. . 

Ya got Matthew And like Mark , Luke ,  john. .

Surly John the bap didn't poop. ? 

Yep ,

He pooped from time to time. 

One can only Imagine what being baptized tasted like.  

Most of em pooped,  for like,   Seven to 900 years. 

So Its fair to say. 

ITS A BIG LOAD OF CRAP hey ? 

And They are only human right. ? 

Be it 900 year old humans. 

Butttt. They were mere humans hey. . 

Top of the notch / best of the best ones. 

Butttttt just humans 

 

Thussssss equalling

THEY POOPED. 

When you can  pic Jesus doing a shit.

You can maybe start to grasp that the jesus dude was ( MERE HUMAN ) 

Orrrrr you can just brush away that ( shit logic. ) and say he was a friggen GOD. 

BUT NEVERTHELESS.  

A GOD THAT POOPED.  

Soooooo.

GODS DO POO POO' S TO. 

Can we agree? 

 

Actually. 

First and formost at the forefront was my foreskin that stopped me from being christlamish.   

But commandment uno wouldn't of helped either.  

Imagine a christlamish holy book. 

By page 3 ya end up killing yourself.

FOR THE GREATER GOOD.  

Oh And  men still can't kiss men either. 

Especially on the foreskin.  

Picture A  Monotheistic , and omni everything god coming up with commandment number one.

Wanker

However. 

Commandment number one stoped me from being a christlamish. 

Thats a Islamic Jewish Christian . 

And Thats the max moral someone could be.

 

Gods Omnism. 

That means he knows everything there is to know about a god or gods. 

Monotheism Is half a fuckwit.

And that we know as ,  a half wit.

Correct. 

Hi Boss, 

Hope you are well man. 

It was ( volcanism ) I was looking for Zed. 

Volcanism.

Or Zee , 

I would of also excepted,  ( jism. ) 

As I have before. 

Only once butt.     I'll PM you the deats. 

So ummmmm yeah .

' kicks dirt ' 

Nice try, and,,,Good day Boss. 

I like saying (  Fuckwitism  ) 

It sounds like a word. 

And since i coined it . The meaning of ( Fuckwitism ) means.  .

a person who believes in a god or gods. 

Fuckwitism. 

It just fits right ?

Sillyism is fun to say also. 

And the meaning of Sillyism would be ummmmm.

A person that believes in a god or gods. 

Sillyism.  

And thats short for  Silly sausagism

This government dude sounds hella wicked. 

We should collectively.

Thats like all of us. 

We should ummmmm , "out"  it.  

Yar mean ? 

The one you call , the Government is it ?

Yeah , government.  

We should Fuck it off.  

Or 

Or

We should Get like a real real good one. 

Government.  

You know ?

Like,  A good government.  

A good government would work i reckon. 

Anyways. 

Im like a fucken rogue puppet.  

I aint highly stung, 

ive not a single string attached to me.   

Im cloes to,   Uncontrollable. 

Like.

I can't be controlled is what im saying . 

Just. Can't. 

I go nope. 

I go Nope. 

NOPE. 

Point this government cunt out to me and ill sort it out right.

I'll kick it straight in the teeth. 

Said deb. 

Hold the phone.

If your a puppet. 

This government dude is a ventriloquist.

Andddddd ,  it just so happens thattttttt.

I ain't scared of no ventriloquists. 

Im fucken not. 

Imagine being scared of a person that plays with puppets. 

Sounds like a 10 year old. 

I aint that guy. 

I aint that guy. 

This post is in the religious forum im guessing because.  

Atheism,  theism,  ventriloquism. 

Ha Ventriloquism.  

Thats a word with ( ism ) on the end that isn't bad. 

Can you give me one more ? . 

Thats A good / neutral word that ends with ism. 

I reckon

Thats, reckon. 

I reckon If you tired a string around a door or a like a tree and gave it a yank when ya " putting forth " a ummmm, like a question, back in thoes days, you could easily fool folks into doing stuff. 

IT SEEMS. 

Thats, 

IT SEEMS. 

Thus bringing us to ... DEBATE TOPICS.

Half wits. 

The percentage of half wits back then must of been fenom.

Funomin.

Fuck how do you spell it. 

( 5 seconds ) 

4

3

And a 2.

And a one. 

Ph.

it might start with ph hey. 

Phenomenon.

Phenomenal.  Thats it. 

Thank you T9 dictionary.  

So yeah. 

The percentage of half wits must of been phenomenal.   

A guess has me at,  83.2% half wits.  

IT SEEMS.

Thats. 

IT SEEMS. 

Ok.

Alright .   

78.8% HW.

But it couldn't of been any less. 

PS

Do not say.

A half wit  Would still know how to spell phenomenal. 

Just dont right. 

Give me 1 more hour, 

Im yet to rattle off three quick .

Questions for christians.

Questions for christians. 

Questions for christians.

I keep saying qhistians.

Oh I'll crack it.  

Ok wish me luck. 

Andddddd go. 

Questions for christians. 

Questions for christians. 

Fuckkkkkkkk

I said Tristians. 

One hour. 

 

' Crouches down  behind a tuft of grass. ' 

And lays in wait.

Dont you fucken dare . 

Dont you dare.

Im not even sure why i was sent to sunday school. 

I mean. 

It must of been tough on my dear Mum and Dad not having me around for like

5 WHOLE HOURS PLUS EVERY SUNDAY MORN. 

They would of struggled with that , im sure of it. 

I imagine them just sitting around at the breakfast table in ummm,

intisapation 

How do ya spell and pronounce that word 

Intecipation .

You know what i fucking mean. 

They would of missed me.

This i know. 

Id bring mum home a knew piece of macaroni jewelry. 

And at that time ,  i was painting paintings at a " straight on the fridge door level " 

So um yeah. 

Im not quite sure why they sent me there. 

But PLEASE Feel free guys to ( HAVE IT A GUESS ) if you will , as to why they might of sent me there. 

Also you CUNTS .... 

Maybe Have it a guess at what they might of been doing for the (  ENTIRETY OF THE  5 hours every sunday morn ) without precious lil me. 

Gardning perhaps ?  

Yeah . 

Your probably right.  

So um yeah . 

' kicks dirt ' 

Good day guys. 

 

And as you and i , " persons that dont believe in a god or gods " 

Our "grandkids grandkids " , if they were to ummm,  learn about us. 

 

The very first thing thay will hit them is . 

Oh " They " believed in gods back then.  

That'll be like at the forefront. 

And that will be summed up as .

They were STUPID. 

Now im not saying that it really matters in like anyway. 

As We will be dead , but.

But. 

Its not cool. 

They wont be hit with. 

Stephen didn't believe in a god or gods at a time when EVERY other single  person on earth didn't. 

Andddddddd, he wasn't persecuted at all to much for this. 

This will lead our grandkids grandkids to another ( goggle search ) 

What happened to peoples that didn't believe in any gods. 

Ha , a silly search but.

It will answer with , they had there heads chopped off. 

They will then see the dates that considered with this and conclude with.

That was wayyyyyy before great great great grandad stephen was even born.

And Thus the next google search will commerce.

(  What happened to people that didn't belive in god in the year 2000. ) 

And there aint know " blanket " answer for that. 

This will then boar their massive inquisitive as brains .

So it'll be back to porn hub.

Stepdad cums in stepdaughters pussy. 

Thus losing their interest into looking into their great great great grandad Stephen.   

And he really was great may i add. 

He was fucking diffrent thats for sure. 

None of that Step. 

You and i will be " known as "  summed up with.

" THEY STILL BELIEVED IN GODS BACK THEN "

AKA....... The fucking stupid dickheads. 

End of story.

AND SIMPLY AND EASILY FORGOTTEN.  

Again. 

I dont wanna think that a search into great great great grandad Deb in  1000 years time will be. 

Oh that Deb guy was 100 % pure fucking brilliance.

He was like the smartest guy of his times 

A genius if you will. 

And did i mention how handsome he was.

He was So hansome .

MASSIVE COCK. ?

Yes.  Well above avrage. 

And the girth. 

Yeah, He was a real fucken ladies man was G G G Grandad  DEB. 

They aint gonna see. My ummm " key points " 

( He never hurt a women. )

( He never  did anything "sexual" with a kids. ) 

( He was a real good BMX racer.  ) 

He.he.he

All it will be is.

THE FUCKWITS STILLED BELIEVED IN GODS BACK THEN. 

Thats You and mother I Step. 

Hey Henny. 

Ive totally gone off track with answering anything in  your post here.

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Wrap it up deb.

Ok, ok. Fuck 

Yes It does sound familiar Henny Penny. 

Good day.

I can't help but feel. 

A gold coin donation doesn't do it for god anymore. 

The  money dish would have a pay wave thing on it. 

No bloody macaroni jewelry making. 

No painting pics with like a patatoe chopped in half. 

No gluing tree leafs on paper. 

 

Boy would it be diff now. 

Every kid has a smart phone now so ya cant touch them inappropriately. 

Shipped.

I hate to say it buttttttttt

I really don't think god wanted you guys to use computers.  

Its hard for god to get out his ummmm, new rules.

I mean. 

Like his new , up to date rules. 

The old book of god , ( wants  , rules , and regs. )  doesn't cover the stuff we lot do now. 

Im sure ya cant help but feel that old god wants to tell you what ya can and can't with a shit load of new stuff that we have today. 

Like ummmm. 

Roller skates for example. 

God wouldn't want us wearing roller skates. 

And um like. 

Earphones. 

He bloody wouldn't appreciate you guys listening to things through headphones. 

And Redbull and V energy drinks. 

NO FUCKEN WAY WOULD HE LET YOU HAVE THEM. 

I mean . 

To drink Sarsaparella cordial is a sin in gods eyes. 

Also. 

Multi power points. 

Like double adaptors and them ones with 4 ports on them. 

Ya can't be serious if you think god is cool with that. 

You christians are doing a bunch of shit that is ultimately sending you guys to hell. 

Them chicken flavored  2 minute noodles. 

Fffff. 

Eat them and ya practically showing god ya middle finger. 

BEHIND THE TIMES MY FREINDS

you guys probably haven't went down a slippery slide for decades now. 

He wants you to do this atleast once a week. 

Its Diss -

re

mutha fuckin

spectful.  

Whens the last time you ice skated for god ? 

Driving a car in reverse gear .   =  sin. 

Playing with a flying disk 

Sin. 

Should i continue.  

 

Then there's my current girlfriend. 

She just loves getting cum in her pussy. 

I suspect half of you guys wives love it also right ? 

......WARNING .....

Abort. Abort 

Yeah im not sure where i was going with that. 

It is however a factor. 

PASS.

..........Can i ask a favor please guys......,

Can someone pleae make up joke about.

( abortion )  and  ( kamala Harris.) 

And the funny bit will be mispronouncing her first name incorrectly. 

Make it sound like the words that happens to get pregnant. 

You know ? . 

Cough,

Not kamala but  (  Cu# in #er  )  

You know what i mean . 

Cough.  Cough. 

Im not vulgar enough too. 

Do it. 

I fucken DARE ya. 

Do it. 

Do it....