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The topic of ( Abortion.)
In the bloody ( People forum ) if you will.
I.
Well.
I don't get it
Why they've nothing to do with each other.
People are like the opposite of abortion.
No but seriously.
When the earliest you can ummm, do something to stop ummm, pregnancie?
Apart from tube tying.
Its getting one of them bloody bars in ya arm hey ?
Thennnnn.
Its a MAP . A morning after pill.
Then theres , " Pulling out " . But thats a totally different post hey.
So
Bar in the arm then a MAP.
Ok now with this im mind.
Whom considers these things ( a BAR and or a MAP )
Who considers these things as ummmm, ( HAVING AN ABORTION ) ?
please.
Take your time.
?.
Whom considers one or both of these asssss,
ABORTING.
?.
Then .
And bloody only then .
Can we find the ummmm , latest thing that one can do to " abort a kid " before we call it ( an abortion )
BECAUSEEEEEEEEEE.
Scooping the cum out of ya pussy with ya fingers aint an abortion is it ?
Again, so when is the earliest ?
OMG.
Did i just type that out loud.
ya did deb .
Ya fuckin did.
Ok ill stop now.
Good game.
Good game.
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As soon as i seen the word skippy , i instantly started the tune in my head.
Nice.
Skippy the bush kangaroo.
Old Skip could talk.
I have a book on skippy also.
Id listen to skip.
Id follow his commands.
Omniskipp.
In skipp we trust.
Skip has seen a lot of flaming bushes ill tell you.
That Noahs bloke job resume / references would of been so fucking impressive.
A jack of all trades hey. From bloddy boat builder to veterinarian.
He would have over 500 years of experience in many a occupation.
His sooooo over qualified.
I paid $180 bucks to have a old parrot of mine ummm, sexed once.
As its near impossible to know if they are male or female.
Anddddd they are only male or female.
Noah on the other hand , he fucken knows.
He knows what sex Eels are.
He knows alllll the animals sexual oreantation
Because.
A homosexual koala Zed.
I shit you not butttttt,
It looks EXACTLY like a non homosexual koala im not fucking kidding.
So Again,,,
Who knows?
Noah fucking knows thats who knows.
If only he did a book hey ?
Unfortunately more then likely he would of been illiterate.
But he knew his shit.
If god didn't talk to noah , he would never of belived in the nonsense.
Actually
Two smartest christians to of ever lived where probably Darwin and Noah .
Ha
Ha.
Thats funny.
Picture them talking about the animals.
Ha, ha.
Oh and boats.
WTF. I think ive just found a link with them two.
Boats and animals.
Oh and incest.
boats made for the animals.
boats named after a animal.
Anddddd
They both 100% know the origin of alllll the species also.
They would of been the best of pals.
Who's the smarter?
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This is why im saving my ( 1 BORN AGAIN CARD )
Getting ( BORN AGAIN ) toats deletes allllllllll ya sins.
I'll be playing mine at approx the age of 75 ish.
Until then , im free to eat kids.
Sooooooo
Dont get " BORN AGAIN " until you need to.
Actually dont bother with religion until you sense death.
Then at the very last sec.
Except jesus as ya lord and sav . .
Get born again.
And maybe say acouple of allah akbars.
God also accepts $$$$$$$$$ cash $$$$$$$$.
A combination of these should have you " living the good life "
Thats After ya die.
You know what i fucking mean.
Good game .
Good game.
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Who could ever possibly guess what it is that they might make there god tell them next.
And thus lies the danger
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@zedvictor4
Boss. ' tips hat '
Nice post man.
( God has never instructed anything about anything )
End of fucking story hey Zed.
Listening to that debate the other night.
They kept saying things that " god says " and stuff....
Im a guessing
When " they " say things that god says and shit, i think they are referring to what is written in the bible book.
Soooooo.
I think Zed .
Me thinks that god did that bible book.
And like he talks threw that.
Imagine if they could half prove that.
God had someth8ng to do with a bible.
Actually
I have seen a flaming bush once or twice .
And ive tryed " communicating " with it but the bush said nothing.
But yeah.
God aint ever said shit.
Fuck , i have to now say ...
( I THINK. )
I thinky god hasn't said shit. ( nudge nudge ,,, wink fucking wink . )
Good week Zed.
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It looks painful beliving in the god thing and not being able to prove it.
Fucking ouch.
Painful and Pointless.
Sooooooo Lucky he did that book thing he did .
But umm yeah.
' kicks dirt '
Good game.
Good game.
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Imagine rounding up two of every animal only to realize one of ya bloody lamas and a fesent are homosexual.
Pic Noah knowing that that there ardvark is homosexual ardvark, it'll be no good for the boat.
Oh and that stalk is a homosexual.
Up the bum = No babies.
No but Imagine ,
A homosexual pedophile.
He doesn't do little girls. He does boys.
He has like morals you know.
HANG THE FUCK ON.
A bisexual pedophile. Them cats are the worse.
A bi pedo is ummmmmm "worse" then a hetro or homo pedo hey. ?
I mean.
You'd really have to keep ya eye on a bisexual pedophile hey ?
But You prob wouldn't leave your daughter around a homo pedo and think nothing of it hey ?
Whyyyyyyy.
Because pedo are fitlhy fucking mogots any shape or form.
Sooooooo.
10 year old sex dolls.
If one kid is saved by pedos being able to have kid sex dolls .
Is that cool ?
Actually dont answer that.
Lets move along.
Good game.
Good game.
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@Shila
Did i mention i once beat a cat with a stick ?
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It almost sounds like this jesus bloke got tricked into believing he was like the real son of a the god thing.
Poor guy.
I can think of other names " the apostles "
The dirty dozen.
Tricksters.
MS 13.
The Jewish Jokers.
Jew idiots.
The foreskinlesseses.
I bet jesus belived he wouldn't die.
Well up until that last sentence.
My apostles have forsaken me.
I mean god. God, 4 bloody sooked him.
But he did die.
Ill tell ya what......
Id have a big bunch of interletual,
inter lecture proof.
that jesus isn't real iffffffffffff.
But Thats only Muther fuck8ng IFFFFFFFF.
If God DIDN'T.
do the little book book thing that he did for you guys.
So Um Yeah
Ya got reallllll fucking lucky.
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You could prove tutting bloody car friggen moon is real.
That shouldn't be easier should it ?
YET.
YET.
Tis.
Fucking tis.
The king tutt guy.
He was real right ?
I mean .
He once was hey ?
Show proof.
( picture the link i could pop up now )
Yep.
Its in gold.
Now you retort with.
Prove big foot is fake.
Then ill prove madusa
LOOK.
HA .. got ya.
Made ya look ya dirty chook
Ya cant post for 30 mins now.
Good game.
Good game
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If jesus wasn't real , we wouldn't have hot cross buns.
Hot cross buns , is the only true / real bloody actual thing jesus gave to us all.
And like.
If jesus wasn't real.
You'd walk up to the priest and he would just say.
' do ya wanna plane waffer. '?
And you'd be like.
Wtf do i want a bland plane waffer for.
However.
Going on the measurement of jesus being a regular sized dude.
There would not be any jesus body flavorings left.
Sooooo, i suspect that the body of christ waffers are just norm plane borring waffers.
Ive a feeling You'd know if its a real BOC flav waffer as comped to a non BOC waffer.
Its that tangy jesus body sweat taste mmmmmmm, yum.
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Top 10 signs ya in the wrong religious group.
When You've only one wife.
When You've only one wife.
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Fucking laughed hard at the pew pewing.
I belong to a Insanity group you think.
I dont.
My mates ain't weided out by me.
I dont walk around waveing me arms and shit scream8ng.
I dont.
Im norm.
I can't read i can't write.
But i can drive a tractor Allright.
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@Shila
Yeah but.
But like.
Ya cant say or even think that being cremated don't hurt right ?
Although.
Its hard to grasp that getting buried after ya dead and sufficating from it.
Like over .
And over.
It makes going to the top of a mountain and like dying out in the open seem a fraction sensible.
But back to the OP.
Is there everdence that humans are more then flesh robots ?
I got a fancy Flesh light shila .
A fake fanny if you will.
Sooooo I feel that humans are more then flesh robos.
In that department anyways.
You see, I gotta wet the little fake puppy by myself.
That differs then a real female shilll.
Real females get ummmm.
Well .
Ill pm you the details if needed
They self lubricate.
Wtf did i just say ? .
Ill PM.
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We've not one theist on site that joined or is currently in , the wrong religious group.
Oh the stats.
Truly Incredible.
Me on the other hand.
With lets say 100 religious groups to choose from, i can't help but feel.
Thats . Feel.
I'd join the wrong group ummmmmmm, a dozen times.
Then bammmmmmmmmm.
I crack it.
Buttttttttttt, its like the Mormons or some shit.
And i realy didn't wanna be mormon.
It is frustrating.
But the theists are straight up powwwwwwwwwwww, your there.
A sixth sense if you will.
I watch my mate believe in god and become a Christian in like ( 1 hour. )
I was stunned.
Theists make it look like they pick one and just run with it for the rest of their entire life.
Its this god .
This book.
This church.
FULL FUCKING STOP
Sooooooo.
I ask the theists to teach us half wits to ummmmm.
Pickith the bloody rightith bloody group to join.
Please.
Thats all.
'To the theists'.
Truly professional pickers.
PS
Keep in mind .
It cant be muslims or JW or any like freaky group.
foreskin.?
How the fuck did you know.
Looking at ya foreskin can be a big sign, ya done gone joined the wrong group.
Wankers.
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But
But.
Its only commen sense that there aint no such things as a aliens.
Fucking aliens shmailians.
Pull ya heads in , this aint no cattle train.
You'd never calculate it.
Anddddddd,
'closes mind '
' places fingers in ears and closes eyes.'
Buttttttttt, As a show of good will.
For the rest of the week i will except proof of aliens as proof of god.
Good game.
Good game.
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Imagine being raped by a hot sexy looking chick.
Yukky.
I mean , You'd just hate that right.
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Moraller.
What about two immorals.
That would maketh one more immoraller er.
Hang on.
2 immorals and 1 moral = 1 immoral
Or.
Or Zed.
3 morals and 1 immoral.
Ok so i was on the wrong path with that.
Again Zee stick with me, ill work out these moraly things yet.
Ok i got it.
Its alllllll about , Getting people to see me do "Moral" deeds.
Maybe thats what it is hey ?
Operation # 492 r
Putting my life in danger to save another.
For this ill need.
1 actor.
Set up scenario.
Take actor out to specific placed places, with the people you want ummmm, convinced of you being moral.
Performance.
Ackolades.
Doing the above could be close to immoral hey Zed?
Butttttttttt.
If done correctly, it is oh so moral.
I mean.
It can be seen, as oh so moral.
Mmmmm, can be "seen"
Bringing in the (Trolly cart problem )
And With a persons sight slightly obscured.
Someone can see you flick a lever thus making a cart crash into and kill 1 person.
Thats sooooooo immoral.
I don't know where i was going with this now.
Things can " look " immoral 1 meter to ya left.
I suppose.
Morals, shmorals , florals.
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Two times moral.
So Thats ( 2 x moral ) or ( moral × 2 )
Its double.
2 x moral is more moral then then just the one moral.
Thats a regular moral.
A regular moral plus another reg moral.
So We work out what actions are considered moral.
And we do em together.
Maybe even 3 morals at the same time.
They call that a trip mo. triple moral.
Hang on a sec,
1, 2, 3 .
Yeah its a Triple moral.
Three morals.
Crazy right .
Do that and you'll start to accent, im sure off it.
So the answer to .
What could be more moral is, i think.
( A ) Two morals.
2 morals being more then 1 moral.
No stop.
1, 2, and ,3 thats.
Yeah . 2 morals.
Jeez Don't put me on the spot like that man.
Thats 2 god intents.
No not fucken gods in tents you fool.
For fuck sake.
I new youd start that. Ya hear the words tents tense then bloody intense.
Next thing your picturing a couple of gods in tents.
Then you end up ( in tent city ) and ya all like, picturing a bunch gods in tents and shit.
I give up.
Just tell me if two morals is / are more moral the one moral.
And Stop making me look foolish.
Thanks Boss.
Fizzer bizzer mizzer
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@zedvictor4
Blind police officers.
You could be moral to immoral just by opening and closing ones eyes.
This is not the case in a cort of law hey.
No but imagine the cort case with the blind man ummmm , mistakenly sleeping with a 15 year old.
Oh . Bringing me to the saying.
Turning a blind eye.
Can literally Cloesing ones eyes be deemed as immoral ?
Of course It can be hey Roger ?
But.
But.
Yeah but.
No but.
But like No,
Yeah maybe.
It is.
Sooooo somtimes when you cloes your eyes , its immoral. Or can be friggen deemed as.
But just sometimes.
Only sometimes.
Im begining to suspect that these moraly things they speak of aint like even real.
Like not really real.
Then theres the peoples that seen buttttt didn't see that you had ya eyes shut.
I think im just gonna pass on this one.
PASS.......
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@zedvictor4
What about a bunch of blind people being immoral.
And keeping it objective.
Hang the fuck on a sec.
BPM
Blind peoples morals.
Actually, Blind people do have them moraly things that we got also hey Zed ?
Imagine being Morally blind.
Or
Or
Maybe just Pashily moraly blind.
Moraly Moraly Moraly
Life is but a dream.
Oh its merrily actually hey.
Merrily moral.
Moraly gifted
No Thats just getting silly now .
No Silly would be thinking about a moral moray eel.
I do however feel extremely moral today.
Yeah.
Like. Real fucking moral like.
Soooooooo, just for the next 12 hours.
Im a change me name to,
Moral.
Yeah , thats it. Just .
Moral.
Good day Zed.
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Ive been practicing " feeding the chickens " for like 30 plus years now.
Im ready.
Also Wives are a form of payment you'd think hey.
No but.
It almost feels natural hey ?
Pretend ya feeding the chooks.
See.
Natural right.?
Ya wankers.
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But.
But.
Its only illegal if you get caught right.
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Wednesday and Friday night cock fights.
Starts at 7pm.
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@Best.Korea
Whats this " Live without internet " thing you speak of. ?
Id become one of the finest chicken thieves everrrrrrrr
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What about.,
5000 + spf sunscreen. Thats Hell grade.
Isnt the devil gonna be pissed when we start turning up with like fluorescent pink zink cream along with a nice sensible round brim hat.
Of course yesss
with a solar powerd fan on the bitch.
And looking sharp In your brand new fire retardant suit and shit.
Polaroids.
Make it look like we are TOTALLY ready for a game of backyard cricket if it was to break out.
I bet there is a heap of Beach balls that just keep getting whacked around in hell.
You'll see me in hell.
Id be just 110% sensible.
A joint effort
If we could all bring atleast 1 fire extinguisher each with you when you die.
It'll help.
Orrrrrr doesn't logic work in hell.
If we stockpile like 1000 fire extinguishers
We have a shot at " putting hell out "
So remember guys.
Please dress sensibly.
It is gonna be hot. And It will take a bit to get use to.
Hot tip..... Comfortable walking shoes.
Thin socks.
Ha.
I said .
Hot tips.
hot tips i said .
Ha.
Andddddddd. It really was a " hot tip "
I kill me.
See ya in hell.
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Imagine a moment
Imagine palastine compeating against Israel in some event at the olypics andddddd one of them goes down and the other then helps the other out.
Big smiles all round.
hugs .
Everyone instantly starts crying and Israel and palastine live happly ever after.
Just One Israely and one palastine inyin could realy go down in history setting this up. .
It would be like standing infront of a army tank.
Picture an American sitting across from a Chinese bloke playing battelships.
BIG SMILES .
Its Just a moment.
Its just a moment.
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Ok Im off to bed.
Hey If i could please guys , can i get one of yas to make up a joke about
☆☆☆☆☆☆ ( israel competing in the JUDO at the Olympics ) ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I look forward to laughing at it in the morning.
Good game.
Good game.
Hey If i could please guys , can i get one of yas to make up a joke about
☆☆☆☆☆☆ ( israel competing in the JUDO at the Olympics ) ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I look forward to laughing at it in the morning.
Good game.
Good game.
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No but seriously.
IF any of you young guys want some piss ( alcohol )
AKA. Casks of wine more then likely
I suppose i can get it for ya.
Give me the money And I'll meet you around the back.
Don't make it obvious.
What was it again you wanted.
Golden gate fruity lexia.
Ok.
Back soon.
I admit ive done this before. twice.
And they were only 2 years to young.
Silly deb.
Ill prob go to hell for that hey.
Ive heard parents doing this for kids and they instantly start saying.
If they are going to drink alcohol, id rather them do it under my roof .
Ya insta cringe.
In no way shape or form is it advised to buy alcohol for underage kids.
Unless you are getting something like good out of it.
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@zedvictor4
Morn.
Its 3.19 pm here.
But. Good day sir.
Have a great weekend
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@zedvictor4
I death stare.
And i shake my head ( in the NO motion ) as if to say.
Ill fucking kill you cunt.
I was sitting in bad traffic and there was a car driving up the slip lane , so i half pulled in that lane so he couldn't get past.
He ended up getting past and it was this bloke with a Muslim girl in the passenger.
He winded his window down and looked at me and spat.
That was the second time EVERRRRR THAT i felt that that guy would kill me.
I remember it like yesterday and it was years ago.
Scary looking.
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Im thinking of a fire retardant funeral attire cloathing line.
Ill call it like , Hellaproofurin.
Or.
Or.
Comfy as hell.
I mean , You'd be the coolest guy in hell right.
Thats it. Ill call it, HELLACOOL.
It will be expensive yes.
May i suggest
You can all go to hell.
dressed as a fireman that is.
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If only Monkey bar racing was an Olympic event.
As I've seen some pretty skilled monkey barers .
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@TheUnderdog
Ahhhhhhhh. Thats right .
The Olympics starts in a couple of days.
Israel for sure.
What about .
China v. USA
In the medal tally.
USA hey ?
Not in the soccer but.
I can't wait.
China v Russian will be a good match.
In the Taekwondo.
What about
USA v Mexico ?
In the fencing.
China V. USA
In sailing .
What about the clean and jerk.
Palestine in shot put.
USA to win the pistol shooting
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The worst part about being born a Boy.
And wanting to be identify as a girl.
Isssssss.
Your parents naming you Russell.
I suspect Trans kids dont like there given name.
Imagine a boy that is transitioning to a girl keeping the name Robert.
Soooooooo not only are they born the so called "wrong gender"
They also where given the wrong name.
I mean .
They cant fucken win right ?
Ya start to think that The parents stuffed up big time.
Imagine a parent choosing a name for a kid.
Before parents name there kids its like they are taking there sex / gender into consideration.
Ask someone what a nice name for a child is , and they'll reply with.
Well if its a boy they will name him TROY.
If its a girl its NATASHA.
So Names must have like a ring of gender to them or something right .
Otherwise Daisy wouldn't bother changing her name to Gazza
But NO.
They alllllllllllll change there names.
How many hot chicks have you meet named PATRICK.
Orrrrrr
How many blokes do you know named ELIZABETH.
Poor little things.
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@zedvictor4
No it doesn't at all disappoint.
Hey Maybe that says something about a person.
Never to have been knocked out , never to have knocked someone out.
I wouldn't instantly think.
Well they'd be a pushover kind of deal.
You know , like non confrontational.
I feel it would of been near impossible to have never gotten into a fight.
But The stats would be interesting.
40 years old and never been Knocked out in a fight.
Not so much the stats for 40 years old and never have knocked someone out.
That stat doesn't really mean nothing.
Has to be under 50 % i reckon.
Blokes To have lived 40 years and never got knocked out in a fight.
For boys.
But You can sense it in young cunts sometimes can't you Zed.,
Like When you see a young fella acting out ya insta think.
Well he obviously hasn't been knocked out yet.
This prob stems from seeing young kids acting out and thinking.
He needs his arse smacked.
( of course this isn't correct. )
i think. Actually.
Im just trying to think what have i experienced that was what i considered
" Humbling " then being knocked out.
I cant think .
Perhaps, experiencing a earthquake.
Not saying ya need to experience " being humbled "
Look i don't know were im going with this now but ummm.
Its interesting.
What does Being " humbled " do or even mean.
For example.
When im driving down the road and theres some dickheads riding their pushbike in the middle of the road and ya have to practically drive on the other side of the road to avoid said dickheads.
I yell at em.
Even if theres a big gang of em.
Last time Zed , i yelled . ( pull ya fucking head in ya wanker , this aint no fucken cattle train.)
I got to the red light and even waited for them to come up alongside.
Three of em.
They casually rode past me yelling abuse at me.
Saying the cops have your plates mate.
I got like that little funny feeling ya get when in a confrontation of sorts.
I give them the finger and told em to go fuck themselves.
I sometimes carry on Like a drunk 7 year old
But As a cyclists Zed you have to of witness people doing stupid shit to ya right ?
Aka roadrage.
Youve been yelled at right Zed?
Threatened.
Car v pushbike maybe humbling.
But 7 year olds drink8ng alcohol leads to alcoholic 10 year olds.
Tis no good.
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@Best.Korea
Being gay because ya dont fight back sounds like something a drunk 7 year old would say.
That aint true.
Being gay is from like , sucking cocks and stuff.
Ha.
Haaaa
Hehehe.
Being gay is from like sucking cocks and stuff.
That was funny hey BK .
Im funny sometimes hey BK.
You are to.
Funny and entertaining.
More so when your drunk.
Drunk 7 year olds aint funny.
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Hey Did i happen to mention i once beat a cat with a stick .
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@Best.Korea
Thats the way to be BK.
People witnessing violence is a MEGA BAD THING.
Its horrible. It prob singly most "changes" peoples life negatively more then ANYTHING.
Have you winessed violence before BK .
Remember how bad you felt after someone showed you a beheading .
I bet BK . You dont watch vids your mates go to show you as you know the ummmmm . That after thought of seeing bad shit on the net.
Imagine seeing it in real life.
Its a real game changer .
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@Best.Korea
Still waiting for a youtube link of a 7 year old bruce lee kid in action.
If i dont see it .
Im all good.
If i dont see it .
Im all good.
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@Best.Korea
Wellllllll.
I know for a fact ide have enough to keep a 1 year old covered.
A 2 year old id just smash right.
3 year old would be to figgen easy .
Moving right along .
4 year olds i could do a dozen in 1 sitting .
5 year olds id staight up pounce on em .
6 year olds powwwwwwwww down they go.
Then it me v the drunk 7 year old.
This little fucker coild be black belt in everything but ima just overwhelm him.
Or her.
Girls are easier.
Hey bk .
Do you think girls are easier to beat then boys ?
How do you know . Have you tried. ?
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Not meaning to boast or nothing buttttttttttttt
I could so easly beat a drunk 7 year old in a fight.
Oh shit i forgot about , One punch kills now don't it.
It didn't use to . But yes .
Now one punch kills.
Please remember this kids.
Be the stronger man and just walk away from crap like that.
No but where was i .?
Thats right.
Id beat any drunk 7 , 8 , 9year old in a fight.
Easily.
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@zedvictor4
How old were you boss when you first got punched out ?
Have you laid someone out big fella?
How old.
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Its a must, that ya have to wear a seat belt whilst in a car.
You have to. Big fines otherwise.
It almost feels like "they" are looking out for our saftey.
We have to wear seat belts is fair enough, as the numerous amounts of studies show the benifits.
BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT we can all ride motorbikes if we want.,
So
Everyone on ya bikes Lets fucking race.
On ya marks , get set , Go.
Fucking broom broom.
No but, That really takes the piss out of having to wear seatbelts.
Alcohol when you are 18 or when you are 21 is debatable.
However . Ive not done no research sooooooo.
Im not sure.
Probably 21 is ummmmm, wiser.
You'd have to think.
Any effect you feel from alcohol is the effect from being poisoned.
Imagine getting drunk and having a bloody gun on ya. ( this is illegal right ? )
And so it should be butttttt
But.
But why. ?
Ive not drunk a full alcoholic beverage in over 4 maybe 5 years.
Nor did i much before that.
If i did . I'd fight all of ya at once.
I dont care.
If i remember correctly, Whiskey makes me brilliant.
Then ya get knocked out.
Thus evening it self out.
But some bastards go along time before getting knocked the fuck out.
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Imagine getting cremated.
OUCH.....
Thats gotta hurt right ?
And Then theres ,
Going to hell in a ummmm "cremated state " can i say .
Or going to hell in a "un cremated state. "
Going to hell after being turned to ashes would be like a walk in the park.
Youd think.
Well You would think.
Hey?
Yes?
Prob.
Maybe not.
Hang on a sec . Oh Darn it.
I almost forgot about our souls.
Its your soul thingy that goes to the hell and heaven joint hey?
Ya Souls don't get cremated or buried ya dumb dumb.
Very well played.
Very well played indeed.
Pretty much
All that the atheist no about death isssssss . When we die , their visual body decays.
Full stop
I mean ,
Ya wouldn't have the hide to elaborate on that would you.
Thats the MAX.
The christians on the other hand.
Welllllllllll
when we die we go up to the pod docking center.
Thats the new one near the garden entrance.
And That be approx 1000 ft up in like the sky. ( i have to double check that )
But Then From there we get zoomed away to like a big office werre you get a drink and finger foods and shit.
You wait till they call you.
They then stamp H on your forhead
H for hell.
Or
H for heaven.
Thats not quite clear yet.
Thennnnn ya go meet your dear grandma.
The lovely old duck.
You get to Kiss and hug her then bammmmmmmmmm.
Ya off again on the sorting machine rack thing they have set up.
And that muther fucker then drops you off at you designated destination ummmmm point.
Thus
Thus.
Starting the Shuttle of your arse to the " chosen " destination.
And thats All dependent on what season you are currently in.
You then get like 1 hour to write anything down that you want written down .
More finger food and a glass, i mean plastic cup of some horrible cheap ass bubbly.
So on and so fuck8ng on.
Soooooo what they are tring to say is.
after we die. Its just ya basics.
The christians know shit that we dont.
Gifted.
I can almost feel that horrible crunch then snap thing that happens when our souls detach.
You know what i mean.
Its a sickening sound
But ummmmm yeah.
' kicks dirt '
Good game.
Good game.
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As a show of good will.
And For the entirety of this week and this week only,
i will be excepting.
( ☆☆☆☆☆ God works in mysterious ways. ☆☆☆☆☆ )
as a ummmmm,
A "answer" if you will for stuff that god* does.
Im also 100% fine with god being God and or jesus god by the way.
Whatever floats ya boat.
So To have it a guess as to why jesus would do ummmm " that " to this lady isssssss.
Well we know God works in mysterious ways.
Sooooooo
MW.
FULL FUCKEN STOP
Shhhh,
Nope.
No, shhhh.
Don't wanna hear.
I don't wanna hear it.
Its straight up , MW.
MW .
Mysterious.
Ways.
Correct.
You are welcome.
Good game.
Good game.
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I like how they've have , FUN and MENTAL in their ummmm, title.
Fundamentalist.
Oh and, ( A MEN FUN LIST )
Hang on.
( FUN DENTAL MIST ) yeah.
No but ummmm ,
fundermentlist.
Actully , when you think of a " mental list " or a " A list of mentals " Christians are the first thing to mind.
( i think It'll be FUN putting CHRISTIANS on a, MENTAL LIST )
Ok, ok. ill stop now.
But what im gonna have you guys do is.
Try to Use the word ( fundermentlist ) 4 times over the weekend.
Also, use it once incorrectly.
Good luck.
Ya bunch of fucken mental lists.
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Yessssssss. Have fun topping that.
I read the post alllllll the way to,(the numbers 77 into the 490 part bit )
Thank you.
Thanks guys.
Good game.
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MAY I SUGGEST THATTTTT.
IF.
And Thats If.
If your post read backwards said something like freaky and shit BK .
Thennnnn.
And only then will i belive satan is real.
Buttttt, your post read backwards don't even make any sense.
So Im not quite sure what the deal with that is.
Sooooooo.
I conclud that.
Rob 44 : 70
Its more then likely.
Thats.
MOREEEE.
Then likely .
The satan dude dosnt exist. M
He don't.
Actually i dont conclude.
lets say.n
I STRONGLY ASSUME. The devil dosnt exist.
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