Deb-8-a-bull

I was playing with ya pacca. But I've told you before i  am a undereducated spelling level grade 5 bad reading no comprehension . dyslexic tall attractive 37 year old buck , likes walks on the beach  one time cat killer for fun kind of guy , I've gone to far hey . it s just for someone like yourself who can translate scriptures at a dosn't reject not being in the top 100 decipherers of all time kind of guy , you should have no prob what so ever doing a little translating .

Might it may  help if i start each paragraph with a 

Pamela 22 : 18  or  Roger 10 : 4  , its just a idea.

Or , or if i was you , i wouldn't  bother wasting time tying to talk with me. 

I've never read a bible before , i couldn't . but .

But .

I am the best ever scripture translator , without a doubt . 

Thats fair to say isn't it ?

From observation from reading , from being taught through my sorter separator taking into account I'm underegicated .educated ,( spell check ) 

For example a year ago a 37 year old me was introduced to the word enormous .  until then i belived 37 years thinking the word was eggnormous. Because i cant spell and have trouble  with comprehending wrapped with never less then 175 hi cue,  i can like  think.

So my answer is i believe what ever i believe and the path taken , into every person I've even just seen everything i experienced and been taught is what i belive. I've been lead to believe things through my actions Observationse.

I don't know what I'm saying now. 

Jane. 

Hey jane. Can i take that comment back whilst i have a little more thought on the question  ( what do i believe and why )

,so I'm taking back my answer ,  because I've been led to. which i think will play apart of my answer but.

Im taking it back.

And you will continue to do so .

Hey hi nitsac , i was in the middle of a why are you guys group singing at the Jesus thread then i seen your talk to god thread , then i seen you mentioned singing and , well , it was good enough for me to get me information from it. 

Good day.

Predestinated  souls  , Gods , ultimate realiies . to much of this pacmo and not enough ummmm ,   norm. 

Have you ever witnessed the sun not coming out when it supposed to.

Try Pretend that nothing freaky ever happens in life. Pretend that everything we see is what we see , 

You know like . just , normal. 

And your answer ( Predestaind ) things being predest  needs me to have a think about that whist believing in God and Free willy as you state.

I'll get back to ya big fella. 

Good day.

I believe in tutinkarmoun , i cant spell that. But he was around before the Jesus wasn't he. 

World view.  TAKE EM FOR A RIDE.  If you steal something you Get it FREE. There is is absolutely no rules in life , none. And thats where our morals come from.

It come to existence the very second i did.  not a second before and not a second after will this exist. 

It's allllllllllll me.  In a non narsisitic , ( spell check please ) 

Is there a purpuso yes , they look simiiler to dolphins.

Why do i believe what i believe .  Because I've been lead too

I hear you stephen,  this is how i answered the.   are you born agnos or atheist post.

Well along them lines. 

How do you know your not a Muslim ?

So these are the absolute ways.

What you said.

1.   They found themselves in the religion they are in . indoc or they know no other, born into it. ( boil that down to, Someone choose for me )

2.  They just picked a certain one because it appealed to them the most ?

3.   This Would be a reason that I doubt would exist, and thats.  I tested and tried X amount of time in each. 

4.  Can't remember. 

And many more horrible , horrible sounding ways to justify joining a group for believing in a god.

If you sec started believing in a God tomorrow even if you seen this God. What the hell has joining a group got to do with it.

Now I would assume You can start by thinking welllllll maybe someone or something created everything.  

But from thinking that I can't see a link to joining a religious group.

Unless.

Unless. 

The only fathomable reason for joining a religious group is. God told you to join one. ( and you can't argue that.)

Orrrrrrr I will also except the reason why they are in a religious group just for believing in a Gid is . Because they thought it was right.  ( again thisYou can't argue but , its week . however.

So all I'm trying to do here is find  a " NICE " reasonable reason why believing in God has anything to do with joining a religious group.

And I'm asking how can one attempt to justify joining that group or that group.

Christians and Muslims cant  possibly know they are not or not supposed to be Scientologists

So if your in a religious group , please 

Talk us through the day God told you to join a religious group.

 It's The Try make the way you picked the religion you're in now sound half decent challenge.

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Good Game.

Good Game.

When you say this , my god has forsaken me line , do you say it in a Eric Cartman type voice. ?

You didn't want  a straightforward answer did you paul?

 Because Nothing explains things better then a  scripture translation explained  to you in a Romeo and Juliet type scripture sounding way , then repackaged back into a what  to them is now a straightforward self-explanatory half a scripture type format.

Instead of a 1000 word half scripture half meaning of the scripture type manner. They could just say like.

Yes.  Yes Jesus is the lord and God.

Or 

No .  no  Jesus ain't the lord and he certainly isn't this God thing they speak of.

Not 

Giving thanks unto the farther, which hath made us meet to be partakers of the everdence of the saints in light of men.

It's almost like getting lost driving somewhere and  getting out your Year 1924 street directory to find the way home.

Gods are good , but they ain't no google search. 

Ethang and mopac are the best the theist have to offer as well .

With Both of em in or around the top 10 in the world at deciphering scriptures you think you could get a better answer.

Pretty straightforward you say. 

When i think of religion, Straightforward and Pretty aint the  two words I'd use. 

So are you saying, " these " type of Christians belive this , and " them " type of Christians belive that. 

Make up a couple of things like this, " change " a scripture meaning or two, create a little difference here and a little bit there and before you know it.

Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You done gone got yourself a " splinter ".  NICE.  

" Grow the splinter "  Loveeee the splinter,  For in a years time you'll be getting 25cents of each player / believer , follower of your "splinter" 

Give it 10 years and that splinter of yours will turn into a nice lump of 4X4,

Then in another 10 years your lump of 4×4 has grown into a nice small business , i mean religious group. 

And with this steady cash flow coming in from, ( attendance ) and your shrewd selling of 18 of the 37 / 40 scriptures that God placed with YOU. With this type of cash coming in, and your clubhouse paid in full.

You and your four point three ( 4.3 ) Beautiful wives can start living quite nicely. 

Good game.  

Good game.

 

 

Have it a guess.

Do you think you are in the top 1000 scripture translators of all time ?

Ventriloquism. 

Volcanism.

I've a different " perspective " on this.

See i have no trouble with a " thing " a god if you will creating universe upon universe times a lot more universes along with every single item in em. 

I can fathom it , i can.  But to put it into " perspective 

This thing that created this everything , the whole like allll. This I'd say can best be described as a God thing , well he also doesn't want boys kissing boys. Bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm PERSPECTIVE perspective.

Imagine someone saying " I'm a poor / not very good scripture translator ".

I haven't  read the bible and have only attempted to translate like 4 maybe 6 scriptures, not being able to read very well doesn't help but

But.

Not meaning to boast, but I'm probably the best scripture decipherer that's like ever been. 

I'm good , I'm like real good.

Sorry hey. 

I can't read or write very well. 

Just a question.

Are you good at translating scriptures?

Would you be in the top one million at it ?

Top 1000 maybe ?

Thanks.

Sorry about me dribble. I'll slowly improve.

The stats.

The stats must be mind-boggling

a Christian father and a Christian mother raerly have a baby Muslim.

I'd say approximately , " approximately "  96 And third point 8 percent of *semi strong religious people.

( * semi-strong = 6.744 and a eighth out of 10 ) that's top of the range. 7 is stong 8.89 and up is , well , couckoo.

Anyway, imagine the amount of Christians that have Christian kids. 

Imagine Muslim mum and Muslim dad having a little baby Christian. 

The stats woukd be up there with the good old being born where your religion is practiced numbers.

I don't know , your a lucky bunch you thiests. 

Hey Hi.

Mopac, can you have it a guess.

When it comes to scripture translating / deciphering. 

A.  Do you think there is anyone on this site that is NOT in the top ummmm, I'll go one million , top one million of all time at the translation of Scripture so to speak.  " Scrip'in ". 

B.  Do you think you may be in the top 1mill of everyone past and present of scrip'n ?

I rekon , just a guess , that there is not one person on this site that is not in the top 100 of all time at translating scripture. 

And with most of em being the best at certain couple " fave "  scriptures. They have a quirkh way of doing it. 

Anddddddddd.

Why can't they make a bible with, umm 1000 high up church dudes responses meanings to a scripture and instead of the scriptures just put the top 3 response meanings , with the numbers beside them.

Tell it like it is addition ?

A 10,000 persons scripture meaning bible.

And

A one million persons edition also. 

Ask a million people the meaning of the scripture and give the top 3 responses with the numbers beside em.

 

Anddddddddd.

Can i ask for 8 secons.

8 seconds to think about the mind of the bloke that said. " Hey "  

He said " Hey " . " Lets get god to speak in scripture " 

BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

And a 7

And s 6

And a 5

And a 4

And a 3

And 2,  And a one.

Brilliant hey.

Scripture, Ya wouldn't have ya god speak anything but.

Good game.

Good game.

How did you choose your religion ?

God sent me.

Boss   is that you ?

It's you hey.  Good day sir.

What about sporting teams in the same country?  Cheering for one or the other ,  Not  Racist ?

But when your favourite team plays a team from another country cheering for one or the other , thats Racist ?

And the meaning of the word Discrimination , 

Then you have to have the meaning of the word  unjust and prejudicial..

Hey hi smith

What about ,  Australia  v  New Zealand in the Rugby for example,   Is it " Racist " to cheer.?

And everyone in the army , navy , airforce is everyone of em racist?

And the is there a different between being  a patriot and being a racist?

Good day.

Ever been to a sporting event ?

Not if ya don't tell no one.

Any one ever ran any tests on identical twins ?  Ha .

But that's what you need to do. 

Experiments , Experiments.

Any of you guys seen Identical twins ?

I have them in my family, when i " observe " the freaks, something happens in me thinker that for some messed up reason makes me think real real strongly like you know, i find myself staring at em talking in me head about concensens. 

Everything is what it is.

ONLY FOR ME OF COURSE

But ummmmmmmmmmmmmm , one shouldn't entertain the um the thinking about it.

This makes  Keith the man on this subject.

And Sec Mur is 100% correct everytime " within reason " well i think so.  I'd except any answers 

What im trying to say is. 

I'm awarding one star to each of you. 

AWARD 2 Gold Stars to  ( Keithy ) for the, You should be getting trains going in ya thinking about this subject. 

AWARD 2 Gold stars to ( janesix ) for her nice line of questioning.  The whos the ( i ) thing. And the bammmmmmmmmmmmmm that was , so you only think that you are real now ?

Which by questioning it is alluding to them , if its this way, then its that way. 

I say.

This Question need not be entertained kids. Don't ask yourself it.

Seriously.

Stop it.

You may as well throw free will for and against in the mix in this same question, just for kicks.

Eve ( the whole apple incident ) 

Or 

Eva Braun ( for MAKING SWEET LOVE to Hitler )  

Or , or

My ex-ex-girlfriend,( for MAKING SWEET LOVE to my then best mate of 20 ish years )

Or ummmm

Bruce Jenner ( for the whole being born with a penis and balls thing ) 

Orrrrrr

Me mom ( for the whole having to be home before the street lights come on nonsense and having the ability to ground me ) 

Or that ummm 

The judge  ( for the whole , go directly to jail without passing Go,  community chest card ) 

Mother nature.