Deb-8-a-bull

Eighteen janesixes 

So if there is 30 donkeys in a barn, how many years are in the color forty blink

I once beat a cat with a stick.

I'd say god did write the bible. Well after you've translated 10 or so scriptures , and you know FULL WELL  you translated 3 of them 10 scriptures better then any other man ever has before. 

You start to know god made this book for you. 

There isn't one theist on this site that is not currently in the top 100 of Scripture deciphering of like ALLLLL TIME. 

SOoooloooo gods do write bibles specifically for Brian. Timothy ,  Jessica , 

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr SCRIPTURE......  Ya wouldn't ave ya God speak anything but. 

I now ask for 8 seconds to think anout the mind of the bloke whom at that metting that night said. 

Hey what do you reckon we get Gods to speak " scripture"..

Think of his mind,   go.

1

And a 2

And 3 .

And a 4 and a 5

And 6

 7

And there.

Brilliant hey. 

The bible 

But my real answer to why god didnt write the bible is .

Because there wouldn't be a bible if gods wrote them because god's aint gods aint gods. 

Ok Why didn't God write the bible.

It seems the reason why gods didnt write the bible is because.

Try make a checkerboard pattern without thinking about it.

Look over here ,                :::::::,:,:,:,:,:,:,:,:,:,:,:,:look .

You cant prove a negative , hyena whales .

The chicken did. 

And ill fininsh of with, you cant prove evolution you fool. 

This is just Some of the reasons why gods cant can't write books. 

Nice post.man.

I feel like im melting. 

Great response pacmo.

Every generation has to learn things over again, scripture speeds things up. 

You're grateful. ?

So in a generation or two  time do you think they are going to be grateful for a Google search?

How did you decide what holy book was the true one big fella ?

If God didn't make the book im sorry, change title too

Imagine if gods didn't get the guys to do the books

Hi how are you,? .  hey ummmmm , your God did the Book thing right ?

yeah nice. Nice.

' kicks dirt ' 

Good Game.

Good Game.

I know my spirit animal .

I've just never know my religion. So if a handful or so of you theists get together and maybe start a services  of sorts.

Oh i should of asked first.  Can you pick other peoples religion?

 We could do it for like 25c a turn.

It's just a thought.

No, i don't want to hear about it. 

Aaaaaa.

Stop. Just 

Stop it. 

THE COMMENT STANDS.....

Each and every one  of them, time and time again , over and over.

It's nail on the head stuff mate .

It just.

It's beautiful, true beauty,

And the way They make it look so so easy , I've seen one them decide its own religious group to join before It was like, like he plucked it out of thin air. I've goosebumps thinking about it. 

Anyway. This isn't about me 

SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO. i give to you a truly remarkable bunch. 

Why they've Gods and all.

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,

OR PEOPLE IF YOU WLL.  

For their RELIGOUS GROUP PICKING SKILLS.

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::(  THE  T.H.E.I.S.T.SSSSSS  ):::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

' Crowd goes wild '

Good game. 

Good game.

I didnt mean to post that to you Goldie.  Sorry.

You playing well may i add

all  this pressure you have been put under with the supream ultimat reality argument. 

Your playing a good game man. 

( The " SUP " " ULT " REL " Argument  )

The last time i seen a GREAT argument for proving god exisrt  was the.

( You can't make a pattern without thinking about it Argument )  

Did someone say big foot ?

Anddddď while we are on the subject of God .  I put to the board . 

DOUBLE Supream ultimate reality. 

Thats the ultimate reality times two, and if there is 30 donkeys in a barn, how many weeks are in a hour?

Anddddddd , it appears that Jesus died for Hot cross buns.  

So the fact that we have hot cross buns proves god exists.  

Trade hi pal . 

Its not really a matter of me thinking im right or not its.

It is me being a little antaganistic. I like to ummm , kind of like make fun of believers like. 

I'm rarther senseless like that. 

But i fell the force is strong with you Trade.

Im going to take your posts in, not in a guidance to god type way but arrrrrr you know. 

I cant spell very good, bare with that.  ask me.

Now back to the post.

Trade , it aint about me gunning for glory and going for the win here.

And for this post I'll go with you and agree that Your religion is correct true religion , andvwhat do you know, you are in the correct religious group.

( the crowd goes wild ) You're a great reigious group picker man, CONGRATULATIONS. 

Hey trade?  It's going to get deep now.  The silly fun games are over. 

Its this. 

Please answer truthfully. Goodluck.

Your question is.

Can you ( thats you ) .

Can you like me see a group of around 2 billion people , close to 2000,000,000. ( is that 2 bill ?  )

Fuk , start again.  Im just going to ask.

Can you like me see a group of close to 2 billion people caught in a somewhat kind of lie. 

Following a religion that is not truly inspired by a actual factual God. 

If you can't. Maybe together we can both agree that , we " Believe scientology to be a fake religious group. Trade ?

Scientology, what a million people, we can see a group of one million people who to you and i seem FULLY FUKIN CERTAIN scientology is fake.

That's one million people traped right there BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Now i say traped which is a little unfair. Sometimes and maybe most, the fact that you and i know a religion could be false or could be true. One or the other. When i say true religion,  like your group. The one true religious, Can i get a AMEN?

Oh yeahhhhh.

GIVE ME YOUR THOUGHTS ON WHAT YOU FEEL ABOUT THESE PEOPLE,  IN GENERAL, You and i SEE the absolutely POINTLESS  game of charades they play,  a massacred if you will. There false group has them worshipping their god with the good old

Touch your albow 3 times.

5 head pats,  5 anti clockwise LARGE* belly rubs. 

Maybe some $$Change$$ 

Trade?

Hey trade, these false / fake / untrue groups , AKA  All and every other group apart from yours ,i mean ours 

Yes Amen , what ever. Amen amen 

The ones allllll around us,  

Me personally, and like deep i fell sorry for them, 

They've been tricked into never knowing your , i mean our really real the one and only truly true,  aaaàaaaa like, you know ? Like real GOD. 

Lets call him supreme ultimate reality God. AKA  the true GOD full stop. Hehe.

Thoughts on the plentiful caught in fake religious group's.?

Im humbled by your humbling attitude. 

Deep breaths

In through the nose out through the mouth. 

I've been humbled as going on two hours now, and i mean real real humble like. 

I'm thinking what ,  give it a hour or two at this level of humbleness I'm currently putting out and who knows hey? 

I could be getting me a visit from a certain , " you know who " fingers crossed.

Maybe Ethang5 is right. 

Oh and i hope each and every one of you guys have a fantastic day. 

Lots of love Deb mmmmmmmmmmm

Good day 

Good day

No .  Strike 1

Maybe like .......

If you lose a finger for getting caught stealing 

What's The punishment for being found guilty of rape 

But losing a finger for getting caught stealing i think 5 maybe 10 years and it would start getting exploited. 

For example sadolite. I'd give one finger to take away a criminal conviction. 

You would hey ?

Having a criminal record should deter more from stealing then losing a finger. 

Yes ?

No ?

Maybe they need to put ads on tv naming the things you can't do because of having a criminal record. A criminal conviction. 

Belonging to a group has nothing to do with believing in God. 

I get what you are saying and you'd win a argument about this. ( in the essence )

But. Its bloody horrible. Say it again and listen, 

Ready?

BELONGING TO A GROUP HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BELIEVING IN GOD. 

It doesn't sound good does it ?

To me it sounds like ! "The milk is sour " 

And if the milk is sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. 

So mopac is your post a legitimate Muslim post?

Like this " ultimate super duper supreme reality you are talking about, aluding too is like believing in what the Torah says and teaches ? 

God the ultimate reality right ?  

Instead of saying. 

Belonging to a group has nothing to do with believing in God 

What about

Believing in God has nothing to do with being or joining a religious group?

If your statement is true.  Then this next statement is true right.?

100% of the theists on this site correctly picked / joined /  the right religious group.  ( correct, right . religious group means the one that is 100% correct.)

The right / correct religious group is According to what God deems as correct. 

Right?

If you deny God you are a fool. Says you

I can belive in God if you want. 

But what religious group do i join for beliving in a God thingy ? 

Thats all it is. 

I mean you theists make it seem like common sense, if you believe in God , join a group. 

Joining a religious group is like saying, you know God wrote / inspired this holy book.

 

I ask How can you know this ?

I'm not denying "that God" nor the other one , i am simply denying that one and them other ones , I'm not sure about that one , and them gods I'm not denying. 

Got that ?

Anddddddddd

what makes you a great religious group picker? 

No mopec. Its not about " reality "  or ultimate reality. 

Reality fatality shmality.

Back on topic. It's allllllllll about  God. 

Me not believing and you believing. Thats all mate. 

It looks bloody painful you having to use this ultimate reality clause thingy which ive not a clue about nor would I argue my stance. 

 Its ALL about God. 

( ill talk you through this post of yours ) 

Your post  stood out to me  the title nice.

Then ya click on it , and jt goes.

the supreme and ultimate reality.and the meaning of it.  Which to ME ummmmmmm i dont know , whatever.

Then i realize this  "ultimate super supreme half meat-lover with olives and extra cheese thing you are going on about is like , well bringing up evolution orrrrrrr i don't know.

Its a little dishonest of you. 

 Arrrrrrr I haven't the words to say what im wanting to. 

oh and Pack a mo. Ive been on this site for a month, your early posts i seen were kind of beautiful and i was flat out finding a line to question them. 

And now this.  

Gods real ultimate reality atheists believe in evolution purple sneakers.  ALL IN ONE STATEMENT.

I call this the thing " Gods real because you can't make a pattern line of attack."

So Let's get back to God hey.

Me Atheist, me not believe in God. 

You theist you believe in god. 

Let's sort this out, thennnnn we talk about this ultimate supreme reality thing you are going on about. 

It appears to me that. Goldie, skept and sec mer done broken you in one month. 

If you signed a 100,000 years to find god contract.  I can be a Atheist. Legitimately. 

That's all. 

 Oh And i just made up a god 5 mins ago.

Beliving in a God thing is one thing but you are also beliving in a religious group.

Sooooooooo if asking for proof of God is to difficult and a little , you know silly.

Prove the religious group you are in and all the claims made from this group you're in  is ummmmmm well true. 

And this is all because you the theists has unlimited time to prove God exists. 

On that note,  We here at the Atheist headquarters would like to give you,  all and every believer a TIME EXTENTION.

Take ummmmm,  lets say 5000* years from today. 

No take  10,000* more years to prove God exists, the last thing we atheists want is for you guys to miss something,  

Hang on.

Whats this,

Ok, wow.

The Atheists said. TAKE 100,000* MORE YEARS.

Yes you heard correctly ( one hundred thousand years* )  From today. 

And your time startsssssssssss now.

Good game.

Good game.

This is the real ten paul scripts right

Elizabeth did two. (  Patty did a paul and like five or six combined scripts 

Now get this , a bloke named Jesus not no magic made up Jesus, just ya evert day average nothing more then a human named that lived down the road and around the corner wrote and got publish under a quarter of exodus.. And a handful of lukes. 

That's easy like a straw roofed decent hut a donkey and two goats. 

Fredrick did like 45 -46% of the psalms Ricky helped him but he put very little in. 

It all started with just trying to get peaopl to do thing for you , e.g farming at no cost. 

Average joe sees how a king is treated .

Average joe cant ever become king . he can be God. 

Travis  1 paul,

Luke , a psalm and three sentences in two joint scriptures

Laquisha. ,2.4 Matthew .

Alonso so on and so on.

When it says thing like  Mark  bit the john paul bit even the exodus all of it was simply a lot easier then saying .

Eric was like a good writer and he for examplke wrote like 2 Peter's a paul , one exodus ( witch payed more then the rest payed all up.) 

He even was publish in three  Ezekiels. He earned around three goats and foofing materials 

Lisa was published under 2 johns a idris and a peter. For this she was able to marry whom she wanted. She was actually the first open Gay women in history that was well , allowed to be. 

 So Mark doesn't mean mark wrote em 

Not one peter was published under peter , john did write john. 

There was two types of people around these times your either a apostle or you were ( b ) a illiterate.

An illiterate prophet is compared to a ummmm a square circle painted the color 36ish.

Fair enough. And to ( me ) this is the ultimate fair way anyone can explain what believing in god has to do with joining a group.

I've not a single argument against it.  And it's damaging to my case.

But trade?  What I am expecting to be the case is, now get this, stay with me.

What I think might be happening is  people a person may in fact join a religion and like be in a religious group without ever actually meeting a god and having it/him/her ever tell them that it/he/her wants them to join the A's or like join the C's.

Trade,  its not like you would join a group if god didn't actually tell you hey.?

Good game 

Good game

Nice line of enquiry. 

Doing something against God and continually doing so. 

Hey hi nitsac, its close to unfathomable ( for me ) to think if if i had a God I'd do anything against it,him,her.

I mean its a God.  Like , they have a actual God , and they do the opposite of what god wants / asks , in some cases.

Fathom it man. 

It's in the least , disrespectful. This is a god we are talking about.  And these what appears to me to be fair weathered freinds do the opposite t what god says. 

It's , it's. Crazy. 

It's HALF Measured.

Good day.

Skept said the D word.  Dino$@*$%saur.

The WWF. World wide flood. 

I'm happy to go with a world wide flood if one can explain why God made then buried Dinosaur bones.

every godist on this site are in the top 100 scripture deciphering of all time. 

Arrrrrrr scripture , you wouldn't have ya God speak anything but hey ?

I'll leave you all with two words. 

Biblical and scholar. 

Biblical scholar.

Say it with me ready ?  Andddddddddd

Biblical. 

Scholar.

Biblical scholar.

Theists are great religious group pickers.

What with 100% of the theists on this site correctly choosing the correct groups. 

Really great pickers, the lot of you.  

I find it strange when someone says they wouldn't want to live forever.

I'd live for a half of eternity at least , ha,  half of eternity, it's hard to know what it feels like at age four / five hundred. 

And then you got to think about your life after your death. 

Again , ha. Life after your death..

I wish we lived for around 1000 years. Like gods right hand men.  Adam ,  Noah and the rest of the gang. 

Is the other main religion incorrect.

Have you asked for a word check on ultimate, 

And whats ultimate ultimate times 2

Do you feel sorry for millions of people getting tricked into believing a lie ?

L Ron.  Makes ' hand sign '  L Ron.  

Hi pacermo. 

Hey when see this scientology,  

Whats your thoughts on seeing millions of people being mislead ?

Your a christian right, so you know full well scientology is fake , false , not true.

I'm a half atheist , i cant prove scientology is fake.

You can.

My question.

You see millions of people that have fallen for a lie.  

You must find this very unfortunate for them hey ?

Being mislead all there life.

And according to your God , for them spending there whole life being lied to annd falling for it , what will happen when they die?  Straight to hell hey ?  Again , most unfortunate. 

O well.

Good day. Just your thoughts on, 

Do you feel sorry for people living there entire life being lied to ?

So its only.  " T "his   "U" niverse/ " G " od  .

The " T U G "

No me no understand. Pass.

( sung to a (The Knack ) tune.

 M M M M  MY CREATOR , 

My , my , my , aye-aye whoa! 

Whats cube bacwards

 And What about the other universe over there , and that one  ,  and what about that one ? Universe/ alien god 

Universe, i was writing this before i seen the post up to.

Paul ,  is it the universe ?

racecar bacwards is racecar.

Hey paul, you say " my" creator.

Is your creator my creator also ? 

Andddd.

Is the answer YOU? 

Stars

The $10 - $15 buck worth of chemicals , elements we are made of.

If they are in one of the main two , they know.

100% they know. 

Like wrong, false if you will ?

The teachings of it. 

I know your religion is correct and this i wouldn't argue, but, but  the other main one.

Actually,  I'll just answer it for you. Ok., ready andddddddddd. 

YES. 

There, YOU said it.YES .  Wasn't too hard hey?

Do you go to hell if you say no? Anyway

Just YES. The other main religion, well one of the top two religions is false ( through any and all splinters. Denominations I mean denomination I Said denominations.) Ha. 101 denominations 

I'm after a theist YES or a theists NO

That's Yes or No.

 'TRAP SET' shhhhhit did i just type that out loud. 

A simple ( Yes ) or A simple ( No )

You should NOT be allowed to make anyones cousin cry. 

You want to start by getting 25c from each player. 

But ummm yeah start slow and the next thing you know you've a wife for each day of the week , if thats your thing , 

I know you will not forget but , make sure the story you tell about you somehow ending up with like 40 / 50 scriptures is wellllllllll .Good , like real good. 

But sounds cool.

Im past this now , i was thinking about starting up a small business and get me a church , and a speaker ohhhhh the dear dear speaker. 

I'll stop now. I was getting excited there mmmmmmmmm. 

It's not your its you're  my bad. 

 Well I think your a sharp,  smart fine young person. Who simply believes differently to me on this  one subject. 

Anddddd, i love you .