Hey did you guys get anything for Jesus for his birthday ?

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Shit, 
I totally forgot hey. I did the same thing last year. 

Can you like,  put my name on the card. 
Please.
Please 

Actually. 
What would you write on jesus birthday card. ? 


Would Jesus be ok with like a joke card ? 

I got $8.35 in my cars center console. 
And ill put in another 10er. 
So Thats like 
$17. 
No,
i mean  $18  Plus the 35 cents. 
Thats $ 18.35. 
Hang on a sec. 
10 plus the 8.35. 
Yeah 
$18. 35. 

Thats alright hey ?

Jesus won't say no to no $17. 55 right ? 
I mean .
$18 
30 was it. 
Oh 35. 
So yeah,  $18. 35. 
THATS CASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. 

I don't know a great deal about your god guy. 
But i do know one things for certain.  

HE FUCKING LOVESSSSSSSSS CASHHHHH.  fucking loves cash. 
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Right. ?
Am i right guys.?
He so does. 

Now. 
How am i gonna get this $18.80 cashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .
I mean 35. 
$18. 35 
How do ya think one might get this cashhhhhhhhhh to the great lord. ? 

I can do paypal.

Or.
Or.
Perhaps  I can send it to one of you guys  , and you could " pass it on"  for me. 

Ya have to Say its from me but. 
Like.  Its from deb 8. 
Soooooo , what do i do. ? 

Ill just . SHIP IT. 

Fuck. 
But wich group of you. ? 

Wich one of the cough cough 30,000 cough should i give it to,  to like ummmm.  pass it on to the lord for me. 

One trust worthy Christian group right? 

There just has to be 1 out of the 30,000 i could put my trust into right? 
Surly.  

Go with group #  17,824 ,  thats The seventh dayers. 

NOPE. 
I don't like em .

Fuckkkk, i must be able to trust one of em. 
' mind goes blank'

Guys? 
im looking for. ( A GOOD CHRISTIAN GROUP.) 
it seriously  can't be that hard
Im after a, ( A Trustworthy Christian group ) 
Thats .
A TRUSTWORTHY CHRISTIAN GROUP. 

IDEAS?   

A GOOD CHRISTIAN GROUP. ?

Im gonna go eat dinner  and have a little think about it. 
Fuck i feel foolish .  ,
I seriously cant think of .   A good christian group. 

Thats. 
A good Christian group. 
Cant. 

Anyway back soon. 

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Ok im back. 

Any ideas on , A GOOD CHRISTIAN GROUP. 
Nope. 

Well i give up. 

I seen a LED , usb chargeable torch at Woolworths for $20 bucks a couple of days ago. 
It was a nice one to. 
It has like 5 different modes. 

Whats that ? 
How many  lumens has it got ? 
How many lumens?  
I dont fucking know ya dickhead.
Has to be a couple of hundred. 
How many lumens? 
What kind of stupid question is that. 

No but seriously guys 
Can one of you at least tell the god that i was going go give him . 
$ 28. 35 
I mean .
$18. 35. In cashhhhhhhhhh.m
I really was. 
Butttttttt, 
I ended up getting a torch with it. 
A REAL GOOD  SUPER BRIGHT LED ONE, 
usb chargeable. 
 
Im guessing upon hearing this 
His prob gonna wanna know. 
How many lummen is it ?  
If he asks ,  wich he willl. 
Tell him. 
He doesn't know . 
Its like a million i think. 
Just tell him its real real bright. 

Fucking how many lummens ? 

Just tell him . 
Deb said , HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 
Thats it. 


I really don't know why i bother some times. 


Arrrrrrrrr

   
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Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Jesus
Happy birthday to you
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@Deb-8-a-bull
Would Jesus be ok with like a joke card ? 

Like:  I robbed a church and took everything that wasn't nailed down. 
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Maybe just an act of altruism to another person.

"And the King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of Mine, you did for Me."
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I updated  “The case for the historical Jesus “ to make Jesus more relevant.
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I got me torch. 
Its pretty good . 
Its plastic but, 

Hey but ummmm. 
Laser lights. 
Ya gotta think gods been hit with a laser light once or twice right ? 
Ha.
Ha. 
Imagine the first person that accidentally laser light pointer god. 
God would of been like. 
( WTF was that. ) 
It would of scared him. 
Actually. 
Probably not.
I mean.
His been front and center  for millions of fireworks displays for like ?
Dont google it deb , just guess 
A century. 
And like watching fireworks from front on view is mucho better. 
Ive no doubt He would of had some close calls with like bombs and fireworks. 

But back to what i was saying. 
Could one ummm, accidentally of laser pointed god before. 
Just a yes or no. 

I reckon  his seen something red flash over his chest before. 

God does live up there right ?
Guys.? 
Like . 
In the sky. 
He does reside in the sky but hey ?  

Shit i feel silly now. 
One of you guys are gonna tell me NO hey. 
And you are all gonna leaugh at me for thinking that god lives
' points skyward '  
Up there. 

Above the clouds . 
Obviously. 
Like right near the top part. 

Heaven is in the sky.
I know that. 

God lives at heaven right ? 
Or in the heaven right. ?

Anddddd thats in the sky right? 
I mean .
Heaven is in the sky right. 

God lives there. 

Gods in the sky.

Thats right right . 

Are you saying like , its past where the stars are.
Like right right right in the top of the sky .


Yes, 


Yes. 
Well Ok then, 
cool. 

' kicks dirt ' 
 
Good day. 
Merry Christmas guys. 
I Love yas. 
 


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@Stephen
I to have robed a church . 
A number of time.
I got a 34cm fat back tv. 
Ive taken there takings . 
Ha thats funny . 
No but seriously i have taking a cash from em. 
From a church.,
And thats not to mention the extensive range of macaroni jewelry ive walked out of there with. 
Mum did well. 
I fucking love macaroni jewelry making. 
Loved it. 

Sooooooo. 
I have however put a gold coin in the dish on about . 10 times. 
But umm. 
IM UP. 
Ive got more from god then he from me. 
At least a couple of hundred.  




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Hip hip hip. 
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 Merry Christmas. Let us know if God saw your laser light.
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@Shila
Well yeah. 

I was thinking a ( laser light pointer get together night. ) 
Where as , we have like 1000 plus people with the pointers and they just point em up to the sky part and like freestyle.   
Wave em around and shit. 

We could blind a god if where lucky enough.  

Well. 
Its just a thought. 

We wont do it on his birthday. 
But well get him. 

 Laser pointers can make helicopters fall from the sky. 

They should catch gods sight. 

Hell see us alll waving lights , 

He wont think its crazy as palm sunday .
Where we all bring a palm leaf to church .
Its not crazy bat shit like that .
But he will wonder what we are up to. 

A quick glance over the bible. 
Nope.m
The bible doesn't even mention laser pointer edict.  

So were good to go. 

Goes back over the first paragraph.  
Nope. 
God likes light if anything. 
By the sounds of it. 


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I got $100.00 ...( * $ * ).. fro Christmans and that is what it cost to replace my mobile Motorola { 2016 } phones swelled battery. Dont overharge or under charge.
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Well aint that swell. 
Nice Cube. 

Merry Christmas man. 
Merry Christmas squared.  

Send pics. 

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Hey What time is the strippers getting here. 

' grabs another slice of Fairy bread. ' 
Yummm. 

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Hey What time is the strippers getting here. 

' grabs another slice of Fairy bread. ' 
Yummm. 
Is Christmas the right time for strippers?
Christmas is a time for family celebration.
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@Shila
This is why Jesus hates his birthday being on christmas.  
I mean. 
Of all fucking days right. ?
He was born,  on Christmas,  day. 

Actually.  
Being born on christmas has to be like ummm, 
Well 
Thats like has to be the worst ever possible  start to a life right.
Its A ( one in 365 ) shot. 
Its a horrible start. 

Hey but this gets even better right. 
This jesus guys other monumental anual celebration falls exactly on Easter. 

Wowww. 
' minds fully blown now. ' 

Its now mind blowing obvious that its a real real bad start at life. 
365 into 364 or some odds like that. 
The fucken chances of it.

He even died on a holiday celebration day
and come back to it on a special day . 

Its almost stupid. 

But its ya basic    
ya only get half of  presents effect. 
I imagine. 
Truly horrible.  
But ummm. 
Your right . 

Its not time for strippers its family time. 
That like insta killed my erection. 
' another slice of fairy bread. 
Thats my sixth slice. 

Punch anyone !.

Shila?
Punch. ? 

Oh and it just so hapoens that Jesus was born right around that time they did the AD  to  Bc thingy that they did. 

Its now too uncanny. 

Hey pkeadenkeep this quite . 
Buttttttt
It seems like.m. 
Thats .
It seems to me thatttt 

The world runs like a yearly celebration allllll about the life and death and life of  jesus. 

Now im only going to say this once.
It seems like .
Thats .
It seems like.
Alllll the holiday celebrations and the friggen the start of the BC time line thing. 
Are alllllllllll got to do with that jesus guy. 
To me. 
You know what i mean. ?

It seems like that
to me. 
 BC may infact mean. Like 
baby christ. Or some type of code like that. 


What led me to this wassss. 
Now get this.m
Today being Christmas right. ,   
anddddddd
it being his birthday today.

Insta 
☆☆☆☆☆☆    RED FLAG.  ☆☆☆☆☆☆


Please be warned. 

Hey Im on to you guys hey ? 
 This is susss. 

Sometings not right.

Jesus seem muchus importontay cee.? 



 
' kicks feet up.' 
Just living life  on the what seems to be a ,   
jesus timetable.



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You seem to know a lot about Jesus for someone with religion unknown in your profile.
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@Shila
I did like 15 maybe 20 days of sunday school. 
Sooooooo,
Its safe to say.
i know jesus.  

What if i said to ya.
Every atheist here spent time in sunday school.. 
Do you belive that?

You cant be a atheist if you didn't go to sunday school once or twice. 

To clarify. 
The meaning of Atheist. 
A person that doesn't belive in a god or gods buttttt. 
Went to sunday school a few times .
It as simple as that. 

Ask around.n

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I did like 15 maybe 20 days of sunday school. 
Sooooooo, 
Its safe to say.
i know jesus
You know more about Jesus than you know about yourself. Your profile is full of unknowns. Maybe you should have spent more time in regular school.
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@Shila
Thats a Nible right there. 

' starts strapping myself  in' 

Nible. 
Nible.

Shila ? 
Are ok man ? 

Oh big bite . 
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 

' tightens drag ' 


' checks drags tightness ' 

' winds in slack. ' 

Shila, ? 

Are you j7mping on ? 





Nible,  nibl
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@Deb-8-a-bull
Thats a Nible right there. 

' starts strapping myself  in' 

Nible. 
Nible.
Is it nibble or nimble that you are struggling to spell?
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@Shila
And busted.

You got me. 

I cant read
and well. 
i cant write.
But i can drive a tractor alright.  

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And busted.

You got me. 

I cant read 
and well.  
i cant write.
But i can drive a tractor alright.  
Why don’t you put that down under occupation in your profile?
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Are you trying to spell kindergarten? How many years did you spend there?
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Maybe just an act of altruism to another person.

"And the King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of Mine, you did for Me."
This.
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Maybe just an act of altruism to another person.

"And the King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of Mine, you did for Me."
This.
Who came to help or rescue Jesus?

From Jesus’s own words on the cross.
Matthew 27:46 And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?