A Friendly reminder for those attending church tomorrow.

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BRING CASH . 


Now  I dont know a great deal about the christian religion, but one thing is for certain.....  
JESUS FUCKING LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS   CASH. 

So ummm, Yeah . Thats all. 

' kicks dirt '

And have a wonderful day guys .
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"Give us your cash to go to heaven" has always been the main ideology of Jesus.

Really, if every rich man right now donated all his cash and profit to the poor, the entire economy would collapse, and everyone would want to be poor to get free stuff, so yeah we can say that Jesus wasnt really so bright to begin with.

The goal is to reduce poverty, not make it profitable like church teaches.
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OMG, do you think Deb-8 just got a job on the Jim Bakker Show?
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Slick evangelists love cash.

I'm guessing that Jesus probably loved fish sandwiches.
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' Ring-Ring ' 
' Ring-Ring ' 

Come along you lot . 
God wants us to gathering up down the road now.
' Ring-Ring , ' 
' Ring-Ring ' 

Look im not gonna tell you again .
' HURRY UP ' 

If you now close your eyes and think real real hard .
Like real hard .

I WANT you to think . 

The creator of the universe,  wants us all to head down the road to the church building.  
Ok Now keep this thought. 

Again. 
He wants us to go down the road and meet up together at the building.
' Keep thinking it '
And exhale .

I mean its only commen sense right. 
It totally seems sensible he wants us doing this right ? 
Of course needs us at the building down the road. 

The theists are on the move. 
I repeat. 
The theists are on the move. 

I just seen the people across the road head off to there church place. 

I do sometimes  wonder what they are doing in there. 

They better not be sacrificing animals and shit in there i tell ya, 
I can picture them  like drinking there blood . 
And Dipping two fingers in the blood and applying it like war paint. 

Im picturing like a orgy. And other assorted sex stuff hey ?  
Wich is cool and all .
Buttttt. 
I just need to know. 
I think we need to keep a eye on em. 
STRICTLY  For safty reasons.    

' Cough cough camera surveillance.
' cough ' 
' cough ' 

More then likely its nothing to bad . 
It may even be good . 
Its just. 
Well,  i cant see in the building at what they are up to. 
Its Inquisitive nature if you will. 

I dont want em hurting people.  

Im thinkkng if we put some cameras in there . 
Church next week will be held at father pauls house 

Can anyone give me something so i can just forget about it. 

It probly isnt the sunday service i should worry about , it shojld be fhe
" SPECIAL " freaky services they get up two.

I guessing that would involve like Hookers and cocain. 
Again. 
Im cool with that but , but .

Id Like to know thats all.
Thats fair enough right ? 

Every day i see a gathering of em. 
And they are all just christians. 
They are a group if you will. 

Ive noticed that,   Christians hang out with christians. 
As a atheist and not being in a like a ummm,  a darts club or something .
I don't get it.  

I need to find me a NICE gggr , ggg , group is it called . 
Yeah a group. 

Im open for ideas. 
RC planes .  No , not really . 
A scout group of sorts perhaps. 
NO. 
I dont collect stuff . 
Im to old for sports. 

Ive left this open . 
( insert a funny joke on my behalf here a  " group " that would want me " ) 

Like . What about you join a group of fuckwits and you can be the leader or something like that 

( but really give it to me here please guys. ) 

Anyways. 

I feel like they may be doing FUN stuff without me , thats all.
Fine cunts. 

☆☆☆☆☆     Im a little jealous right.   ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
There i said it . 
Now Fuckin move on . 

You lot never let up on me do yas. 
You allll continue to mock. 

He he he . 

Im going group shoping.

Good game . 
Good game. 


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Just when i start to think they are probly not a bunch of crazy peoples,  the sound of singing remanates from the building.

I sneak on up to a window with a gap in the curtain and peek in. 

WTF. 
They are all waving there hands in the air and appear to be singing song directed to something on the roof , or something near the roof.
Im not kidding you guys. 
Wow im recording this . Its proof that they are fucking whack jobs.

Ill try getting a better vantage point.   

What could be on the celling? 
Insert guesses here ( ___________ )
Or
( _____________ ) 

Ok  Ill be back soon . 
If i go missing,  this post will explain where i am. 

Wish me luck.  
Cover me. 
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Stand down men. 

Everything is fine, its all good. 
They are real good people down there at the ( Our lady of the way methodist church )   07 , 4529 70002. 
We can all relax. 

Ok so i want clear a few things up here today and ummm. 
Well what id like to do is, have a talk with you guys about our 
GREAT LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST.
Anyone here heard of him before ? 
Well his trully a great guy. 

Is it ok if we have a little chat ? 

I really think you will love this bloke.
Anywayssssss. 
 
' HELP ME ' 
 This is Said in a voice exactly like the tin man had before he got oil.
' help ' 
' help me ' 


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BRING CASH . 


Now  I dont know a great deal about the christian religion, but one thing is for certain.....  
JESUS FUCKING LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS   CASH. 

So ummm, Yeah . Thats all. 

' kicks dirt '

And have a wonderful day guys .
Matthew 4:4 Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’”