Number 10
' please say. ▪▪▪▪▪ number 10 ▪▪▪▪▪. properly .
Lets hear it.
No no.
Its Nummberr tenn
Number 10.
more like.
Number 10
Thats it.
Perfect.
Well.... thats all i got so far.
Ive 100 in my head , but i don't know about a top ten.
Id love to hear yours.
They get up to freaky shit in church id say.
▪▪▪▪▪▪ I'll set the scene ▪▪▪▪▪▪
Shhhh , quiet on the set please.
Ok so
You've just arrived at church, you step into the building.
Your eyes dart back and forth.
you pick in pew .
And Goneeeeeeeeeeeeee.
'take's note on watch, It lasted a good 3 seconds this week.
You start the singing in your head
Just Picking in a pew. picking a pew
who you.
Yeah , Picking a poo.
Picking a poo
Now its , pick a pew.
Pick a pew.
You speed this bitch up, pick a pew ,pick a pew .pick a pew
The trains borrowing down the track ,
faster and faster pick a pew pick a pew pick a pew.
The horn blasts PPPPEEEEEEWWWWWWWW .
pick a pew pick a pew pick a pew.
You look around expecting everyone else to be doing their funny thought thing they do on pews as you do.
Yep, looks they are.
You take your seat .
A massive stained glass jesus thingy infront of you , you glimps at it
You then realize ,
im sitting in pew . what smells. Its the pew.
Quite whispers . ( i suspect the old ladies are relayeying their pew jokes to one another )
I start changing song lyrics to accommodate the word pew.
Again you realize your almost saying it like ( poo )
I change it back. pew pew.
Which i think sounds better ( thats debatable )
What im trying to get across here is .
Its a normal church service,
A moment of clarity
You say to yourself , fuck I am immature.
And in the same breath Your thinking,
Han solo and chewy with their guns .
A pew pew pew.
No pew pew ,
A pew pew pew you to .
No but seriously and in concerns for my safty .
if someone did come in here with a gun. The best bet would probably be to hide behind them big long chairs that they have in the churches.
Anyway .
Shhhhhh , its about to start.
Shhhh
In walks ______________________________________
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Look I'M Not doing a Top 10 signs your in the wrong religious group.
the fact of the matter is .
Your not .
So.
•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤° Nice picking champ. •¤°¤°•¤°¤°¤
' puts hand in the air for HI 5 '
You've chosen wisely.,
Wth a plethora of religions into religious groups,
IT SAFE TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN THE CORRECT ONE.
Right
You are.
wait up a sec.
Carry the 2 , wich leaves 4971969365193475.
And ya times that by 4 .
I did. Im not dumb
Yeah ,
No your right.
You are in the correct group.
So stop with alllllll the second judging.