#Rap

Anyone can criticise and judge, not anyone can outdo.

I wish to showcase how I would have done Pro's Round 1. This isn't about an ego trip, it's about showing that I am not just degrading and criticising without knowing what could be done instead, lacking the flaws.

Learn. Improve.

I just want you to know, you're already dead,

No, I know you died already but I've written what you've said,

You're a zombie on a clock, and if you're not yet filled with dread, let me clarify, this entire rap battle is a path my writing led,

You can talk about your grandiose suicide plans, text me while in bed,

I'll listen and seduce you, write a text back in my death note as you wait desperate, left on read.

You think you're a mastermind or something,

You're a narcissistic sociopath, I'm your psychopath cousin,

Trust me, fuck off with the fronting,

You're just bitter, angry, longing for the day your revenge cures you of your perpetual state of wanting,

I kill to rid the world of evil, free demons from haunting,

You kill children just to prove a point, left on read there's no responding.

You're jealous of the royalty so you take it on yourself to be a hitman,

"My peasant family's poor so spoil me!" you shriek, little hitboy, just a kid, damn,

I guess you had a point killing youngsters, round your neck I've gripped with athletic hands,

I play tennis, run and more, you're just a chess nerd, skinny stickman.

Trump is the greatest, to hate him is defeatist,

Why you bitter 'bout the mean guy? He's gotta be cutthroat to elitists,

Born into wealth, profiting off inheritance, his aura screams good work ethic and 'realness',

He's only joking when he talks about molesting women,he's got that well-disciplined penis,

He's so loyal, wife is spoiled, as in all 3 of them and of course he hires strippers but his zipper's fastened and he aint seen tits,

He's so good at managing businesses that he intentionally had 13 fumbles to seem humble as he professes he's a genius.

Why wouldn't we all back a guy that provoked World War 3 twice or three times in a term?

North Korea and Iran are shitholes that he ought to burn,

What's the matter if blood splatters? He's a badass and they'll learn,

We're the US, after all and he has a Jew-blessed stash of objects that he earned.

I think there's issues with his delivery at times. I think he is too good at times such that his voice and headachey flow just don't hit you right in flow with the music. This is why he will never be GOAT rapper for me but at lyrics themselves,

FUCK he can murder the beat and mic and opponent in any matchup. Eminem should shit himself if vs Apathy.

Since you're preoccupied with your ranking, I thought I'd challenge you to an informal rap battle, here, where you can operate in a "safe space." I understand that you're not ready for all that smoke, and it takes a grown man to admit that. And since you've already admitted that I would win in spite of my "simple flow"--knowing full well that you "won" our last contest because armoredcat was in his feelings about the subject we argued the night before--this venue should suit you perfectly, since there are little to no consequences once you lose to me. Or will you continue to hide behind the delusion of your underappreciated esoteric lyrics?

How's that for conjuring up your hatred? If you agree, simply post a response confirming your participation. We can also select a group of informal judges if you'd like.

One's gotta wonder what pace Supa's doing shit round here,

Campaign on the brain, down a vein seen before like dark striped wood called veneer,

We can only state where we stand so long before we fall,

This election period's growing 7 foot 6 inches far from short but not the cute kinda tall,

People wanna vote, is it happening at all?

Is the history section getting made? What's an untouched spade to a club with music banging wall-to-wall?

Maybe I should stop asking questions never getting answered, hung-up Mike's gone white noise every call,

I'm running to be president on a site that's small and dying; king rat in the gutter with mould blossoming as the wilted fall.

This aint a campaign thread, 'cause the campaign's dead and the plan's lost its heartbeat as the ground of every well-laid plan's stained red,

Where's the passion and the effort? What the hell is going on here, can't a starving site's userbase stay fed?

Too long I put in work for rejection, too long you hoped this would grow, investing time and effort for recessions,

Frankly if it wasn't for the nerds taking it way too serious, this site'd be dead like an oudated expression and that's me being nice instead of saying a metaphor linked to birth or stillborn c-sections,

I wish this could be a lively site that's thriving,

type of site you say 'hey friends in an argument hold it on here, let's dive in',

But it's a slow site that's ebbing away without erosion protection,

Whoever you vote in any given election,

We're on a road of perpetually waiting for a long-lost myth of dot-org perfection.

I wonder when they'll end the ridicule, it's pitiful,

Understand my presence here's a miracle,

Imagine the site without me in its early days... Got banned and yet my presence remains far from minimal,

Banned first week, was it? Hell, that's how I roll, I'm that antivillain you'll love to hate and hate to need like a fraction that's not simplifiable and vigilantly indivisible,

I'm the one to rise to second place on leaderboards and not even contemplate being chill at all,

I want to climb or teach, a primal beast that's here to stay and try to slay me, David, you'll leave miserable,

This aint biblical, it's Luciferan, I'm a monster that's invincible,

I'm the demon Airmax tried to slay that bided time and prayed DDO would find the fate it did, how spiritual?

I'm the one to block then cry and bitch yet witches know I'm true to all my principles,

Also one they mock and knock off a pedestal, but I stay here at the pinnacle,

Amphibian that regrows my limbs, axolotls fear this salamander when he's near at all,

I'm the one to take the hits and systematically recover, oh so clinical,

Some call me a sad man, others whiny little bitch but I prefer RM the unkillable.

Scumbag traitor, this is a callout thread,

But you're too laissez-faire to lock it like a rasta's dread,

You ditched the debating community as it screamed and fled,

Don't let your president position get too far into your head,

You're the one to lead your people but when they're bleeding, you're in bed,

Snake-ass motherfucker, bled populace is shed,

You're quite honestly emotionless, robotic as it gets,

Always out for power, you're a coward with your bets,

Strolling in when the site's at its weakest to make the meekest of threats,

As Ramshutu said, who the fuck is this man to not invest for all the profit that he gets?

You made a mockery of policy, 'gold medal' cheated, you owe so many debts,

Better pay up on your way out or understand a scorned DART never forgets.

What I see is people talking big, their white privilege is evident,

Spoilt brats born rich, think their ancestor's wealth is heaven-sent,

Think they deserve a cent of it, then wonder why the rest resent the fact that blacks have inheritance far less common and the bottom of the barrel's only low due to past prejudice still rendering results the remain prevalent,

What do you know about it? Petulance among caucasions blessed with tenament,

They used to own all votes but cannot gloat the privilege anymore; protestors got the betterment thanks to Democratic president's benevolence,

I know Lincoln freed the slaves, but the was a fuck-ton more to fix and that he never did,

Civil Rights, affirmative action and practically every tax that helped them was down to Dem's development,

Some of you are blaming B-L-M for their reverence towards a party that blatantly helped the blacks so much and today is dedicated to egalitarian prevalence,

I suggest getting your head out of your ass, read less Mein Kampf and your Faux Fox News and more objective facts that'll slap the ignorance out of your mind so fast it's like a zap of electric intelligence,

You look at looters and think they represent the protests when they are literally hurting black business owners, you're a moron for suggesting it,

Get to grips with reality, commit less logical fallacies and open your mind to the issue that's affecting many African-American residents.

I will also be giving my own song choice for each Round (not the one that necessarily fits the category best but the one that I'd enter into the competition with RM as the host, aiming to score high).

^ Listen to it on loop as you read.

It's another day in China, all is well as if they planned every step of how they'd isolate the populace, locked doors shut-em-up, 

It's another day in Iran, government ignores the facts as they oppress their people, but what is up?

Oh, the elderly are dying and the people see in Trump's America the actual fucking fact that a Republic sucks,

For what good is arbitrary rights when poor are literally incapable of affording what it is they need to 'suck it up',

Right-wing bullcrap ruining the world, 'freedom over safety' like a mantra, translated it says 'freedom only for the corrupt',

Who the hell is free when a virus slaughters all the elderly in every slum in town because the people who were nothing more than sulky numbers puff their last breath of oxygen, not weed, and people no longer buy into the propaganda pumping fiction like a succubus will bust a nut.

This is real life fools, no more excuses for the lax tax,

No more 'we should be free to give charity' the clarity of the dead body in the sacks are undeniable, try to 'fake news' your way out of the facts, ass.

It's time for humanity to see that being right-wing is a crime of the mind, it's all 'we are ahead thanks to God, but fuck all who're left behind',

It's like charging hardcore for glasses and then passing legislation that blames the hard of seeing who are poor for feeling blind,

This is an era like no other; the elderly and weak who are poor are dyin', there's no FUCKING EXCUSE anymore, it's the time to become kind,

No takebacks, no bullshit logic, no twists and turns to unwind, fuck all who are right-wing for all they're allowing to occur during this time,

Thank goodness there are social democracies trying their level best to prevail and shine,

Helping the poor just as much as the rich, every human being given the treatment, testing, information to unwind all the lyin'.