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What about a thread for theists to debate theists on the correct denomination.
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PLACEMENT.
god makes a grizzly bear a polar bear and a panda to name but a few.
Then comes to placing the bears on the board.
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@EtrnlVw
Hi mate.
did god build , create dinosaurs and meteorites / asteroids.
Does he talk of them " coming together " ?
Did god make our moon ?
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@ronjs
If there was a world wide flood, how do you explain the large numbers of animals that seemed to of survived it ?
It seems like no species of animals were wiped out. No mass extinction.
Explain how this could be possible. ?
Has a mass extinction ever occurred ?
Oh and Make it sound scientific.
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So if i get a feeling about something when working with a god or a spirit I do it.
10.
And a 9
And 8
And a 7
And a 6
And a 5
And 4
And 3
And a 2
1
Since people seem confused.
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Who could ever possibly guess what it is that you might make your god tell you next ?
My mum warned me about you lot.
The danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing.
Good game.
Good game.
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I COULDN'T read or write until, well I'm at a grade 5 level now.
So ummmmmmmmm THANKS FOR THAT GOD , thanks.
Are you saying i have to be able to read and write to be able to fully know the jesus god .
Absolutely crazy....
but its all good because i know him personally, we do stuff together sometimes.
Life goes on.
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your looking to muh into it pal
You did it all wrong , or have done it wrong. See if you started believing in god before first orrrrrrrrr were somewhat dim witted you would know that God actually , put forth these scripture things in the bible, like they are actually gods words.
Then you read the bible the second time and it becomes pretty bloody obvious god wrote it for you.
And your scripture translations are mmmmmmm. They are absolutely 100% spot on.
Fukin beautiful, you've a certain way of translating scriptures like no other.
Your a scholar.
You start looking for more scriptures to traanslate, you get a different version or two .
And yes you are as good as gold , you are going to heaven.
Hi 5.
Then there is reading the bible with knowing full well that its only common sense God doesn't exist. ( for the first time )
You get 5 scriptures in and you know that anytime now you'll get to the , ' IS THAT A DAGGER I SEE THERE BEFORE ME ' scripture and at the end of reading a scripture you add , QUOTH THE RAVEN.
But the bible is brilliant FULL STOP.
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Theists arguing with Theists.
Just got me some butter popcorn and a large ginger ale.
Continue.
If you're a theist from a different group to these two. Sit back and enjoy two fully grown adults arguing over which leprechaun is the real leprechaunn
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Another great perihelion.
I was able to tell three people what group i was in.
For us the ones from the weird , whacky groups that people don't really know about.
There is nothing more important to these folks as . Telling people my beliefs , and having it be left of field .
And they'd be all like. wow man , i never knew such and such was a satin worshipper
Or or .
Wow i never new he or she was like a half witch half hippy being thing . From the such and such group.
And then they'd be , oh the such and suches. There the ones who have towalk through doorways backwards ain't they?
Yeah yeah.
Their the ones that believe crystals can do things ain't they.?
Don't be a fool no one thinks that.
And you'd be yes ,
But get this clear.
From the ones who celebrated the whole peri the lion thing . WE ARE DIFFERENT....
DIFFERENT.
So yeah i had a great day.
I wish we didn't have to leave the dried birds blood on our faces.
Om num she buy.
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@EtrnlVw
What verse in the bible states this.
I forgive god for thinking the moon was like a source of light.
The moon lights up the sky so you can see the bat birds.
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Merry peri , happy helion. Or peri the lion.
I caught a bird yesterday so I'm good to go. I've already popped it.
The danger must be growing, for the rowers keep on rowing.
Goodluck jane , please don't be afraid to call out if you get S.I.T.S .
stuck in the sky.
Kully Mar
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@janesix
How do we know what it is that god wants?
We join a religious group
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Just spotted the soul word.
Look I'm going to give this one a miss.
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DRAW FOUR , red.
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Yeah i don't do big words.
I read two lines, thank you thank you.
Try reading the complete first paragraph.
Good luck.
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@Mopac
So that's a clear yes no.
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@EtrnlVw
One of gods reight hand mans.
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I'm excited about what the answer to this is going to be.
I'm hoping for a yes or a no.
I suspect the ultimate truth might play a part but.
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@EtrnlVw
Happy new year mate.
Lets be friends a little better this year.
Good year.
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I dare you guys to take in what the gold one says once.
Just for a laugh.
If it's far fetched , then continue calling him names.
Hate the game.
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@Mopac
The owner / operator priest
The securing old folks wills priest.
The getting great members priest. Aka back round check priest.
Was your church built by a bloke that said god told him to sell everything he owned and build a church ?
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Although god would be more impressed if you loved him with 98.5% of your heart.
But just do what your heart tells you.
Just Follow your heart .
It does sound good.
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Why not join two religions , if one is so good I'd join like three.
Imagin how moral you'd be.
Religion to me means, god made these holy text.
By simply Picking or someone picking for you your religion, that means you or they know exactly what book god did.
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When considering the arc story one must keep in mind the fact that Noah died in his early 900's
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As a atheist you can use any religions writings during debate.
Because watvh this .
Bammmmmmmmm im a Muslim,
'10 seconds passes'
Now a orth Christian,
Powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
10 seconds later.
I'm a atheist again.
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Id like to here the way he become a orthodox christian. If he just picked it , or if someone else just picked it for him then ummmmmmmmm.
Well it's not really " religious y " like it's nothing to do with god. However the people w picked it for you might have actually been told by God.
Well played.
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So thats a yes to ( Anti-theists ) being able to.
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On religion.
Now I haven't been through this sites rules, but I'm thinking it may be anti-theist ( UNFRIENDLY )
Work against him or her so to speak.
Hold that back it does. hummm
what's that ????
Prejudice.
Calm down ,I don't know about that but there is a Avenue there.
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Who do you turn to ?
Your Gods are pretty cool ill give you that , but ummmmm , well they ain't know search engine thingy hey?
No , not at all.
Its now day four of testung into Gods v google and to say its one sided is a understatement.
So I'm pulling the plug. I also believe that Sharing the results of my testing will not help anyone positively at all thus i will not be presenting them. sorry.
nor will i in anyway shape or form be alluding to the overwhelming comprehensive so called " winner " or " Loser(S) of the gods v the google battles thing i was running.
However
i am happy to announce the next BATTLE.
All The Gods and the books V 6 NEO GEO MAGS and 5 maybe 6 Dolly Docter segments.
So stay tuned.
No. you can. You can actually do that.
And yes one of them 6 neo geo's is the one with the topless African women.
Correct..
Well its that time again.
Its time to llike ask a few questions you know, pretend to be interested in something I've already talked about.
But seriously , i couldn't be.
You lot talk about living with gods and that Jesus thing , and as it just so happens i to like speaking a little nonsense.
Now as ive been warned before abour stuff ill simply end my posts with, This is what me and my religion believes
Good Game
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Now I'm with you on this , And with a little common sense its safe to say. Your religious group is THE CORRECT RELIGIOUS GROUP. FULL STOP.
No arguments here.
So ummmmmmm, there is false / fake / made up religious groups.
That's right hey ? ( There are religious groups that are incorrect. )
Ok ?
Good moving on.
I'd like your thoughts on these people that have been what appears to me, tricked / fooled , hoodwinked if you will.
These people that have lived their entire life according to ummmmmmmmmmm , made up stuff.
Made up nonsense that has seriously hindered thier chances of ever getting to know God , AKA your religious group.
So What do think should happen to em. ?
hehehe just kidding , STOP STOP STOP . That was funny hey ?
See how i said, " whats ( YOUR OPINION. ) i said what are ( YOUR THOUGHTS. )
Were was i
As i stated before, I'm with you on this, your group is the right group.
This said im not up to date with how our god sees this . So for thoes whom, have been lied to , for those whom have been misled and spent their whole life according to this lie.
For those in a religious group other then yours.
A punishment is required.
I think they should be made to learn the ultimate truth. So ummmmm upon death they are to start two maybe three years of studies.
A harsh but fair sentence i think.
( STRIKE AWARDED : Stating / having a opinion of your very own in which a contradiction has occurred )
Farkkkk.
If you. Could have like a opinion of your very own on this.
( STRIKE AWARDED: stating / having a opinion of your very own in which a contradiction has occurred )
What i can't even say that ?
I'm never getting into heaven rattling off my own opinions
Johnny said , What about being made to learn the correct way or something ?
JUST Stop.
Stop ok.
' TORTURED '
For real?
Rebecca said , about 50 lashes ?
NO
NO
' TORTURED '.
Well do you at least think it may be a little harsh ? Bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
( hahaha i got you again, i said what do you think ? ) thats twice
I asked you like you had a opinion. (!bad habits die hard )
' TORTURED '
Ok ok tortured,
For how long do ya rekon.
50 of the best lashes.
30 days,?
A year ?
' TORTURED FOR ETERNITY ' Eternity ?
Eternity ?
' ETERNITY '
So what , thats like for ever.?
They only died a hour ago and You want them to start the be tortured for everrrrrrrrrr program,?
CORRECT.
for being lied to ?
' CORRECT '
Far out man.
Well When i said i believed your religious group was the correct religious group. ( MY FINGERS WERE CROSSED ) and i said out loud in a clear manner ( Zipperdy bopperdy boom three times ) , thus making it null in void.
I dont even do the god thing.
For those who think people should spend eternity cooking from the inside out for not being in the correct religious group.
I suggest you pull ya heads in , this ain't no cattle train.
Good game.
Good game.
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@Polytheist-Witch
Like you'd get me to bite.
I know fulllllllllllll well you got at least. At least , 750ml of 100% pure river water.
Im talking full moon winter sol river water.
So ,
What you can do for me Bwitch is. Have a great chritmasy new yearaly holiday time.
And .
Good day sir.
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@keithprosser
Arrrrrrr God is love.
To clarify to others.
When keith mentions God is love , he means man and women love. Obviously god isn't man and man love.
Ok.
This god of love you talk about Keith has not a single thing to do with the f''n c god nor the the sup ult real God.
I think i might know who told you this but.. i suspect its The same thing that told me last week , " JESUS lives here "
I believe it was a Sign from God,
Shlt , again to clarify.
When i say " A sign from god " , i mean those signs with the interchangeable lettering that you find out the front or churches.
God is love . Jesus loves you , stuff like this.
I bet that the same thing that told you " God is love " would of one day later told you that " i do Gloves "
But keith , can you do me a favor pal .
Have a great Christmas man.
Change Interchangeably to changeable.
The signs with the changeable words .
if it wasn't for Them signs and Christmas carols i wouldn't know a single thing about God's.
Good day
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@Fallaneze
The one who's a Fundamental consciousness .
Oh , The F N C God , he's like a half brother of the Supreme ultimate reality God.
Let's try this a different way.
What religious group are you in mate ?
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No not me. I Don't do drinking.
I'm what they call a cadbury kid. Well my mates call me that , a glass and a half and I'm goneeeeee.
You gave up your turn. Its My turn.
Ummmmmmm.
Does your God .
No.
Has your God ever been described as a flaming bush ?
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@BrutalTruth
Your turn BT . Who am i style, who's ya God ? One question at a time..
Go
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@Fallaneze
I'm up for a good old " who am i "
Does your God have a ? Son named Jesus?
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@disgusted
Boss ' tips hat '
Another adding you to the block list.
Good game.
Keep it up champ.
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I highly doubt this universe would exist without YOU.
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This is not unusual.
We CURRENTLY have close to nine hundred million TOP 10 at scripture DECIPHERING Theists* thats ever lived or living.
Are there any Theists here that think they've never been in the top One million at scripting of all time.
Thats , WHO THINKS THEY MIGHT NOT HAVE EVER BEEN IN THE TOP ONE MILLION ?
TOP hundred thou. Anyone here think they've never reach the Top 100,000.
10,000 ?
Any theists consider themselves just " AVERAGE " ?
Par. Translators.
Maybe some you are good at , some your not. Well Durrrr.
And then there's them five , mmmmmm them 5 you can do like the best ever . FULL STOP....
You own it.
' takes deep breath '
RANT MODE AVOIDANCE Activated.
ffffffff
Ok,.
Ok
Script trans, How did you guys get so good.
HOW COULD YOU KNOW YOU'RE SO GOOOOODDD AT IT , arrrrŕrrr n
Quiet down.
' in through the noes out through the mouth
Look just tell me you don't think you've ever reached the TOP 10,000 Trans.
Ok I'll finish this up.
These scripture things , BRILLIANT, Absolutely brilliant. And very well play. I was going to write ( to your average dikhead ) but didn't.
As ( I believe ) religion now is a strict not for profit business, i compare your religion with a ponzi scheme, i promise you i seriously think that,
I'm definitely not going to add
But anyway
Now look how pathetically childish a pozi scheme looks now , and how brilliant your religious group is/ look " to me now .
To have it a guess I'd say your religious group is about as cunning as a thousand ponzi,
So your group the scriptures , everything about it . ( for what it is )
Its brilliant.
And
While i remember , Did i tell you theists that ya'll really really TOPS at translating
I'll now ask a few questins so it looks like im interested in what ( you bunch of _ _ _ head )
Name one theist on this site that is better at translating scriptures then you ?
Ok
Ok then . Who on this site is tbe Second best translator ?
DONT ANSWER THE ABOVE TWO QUESTIONS , ITS IRRELEVANT.
I ain't got no spell check , i think correct or incorrect grammar is irrelevant ,
SHUT UP.
Scriptures mmmmmmm scriptures. Who could ever possibly know what they might make their Gods tell them next ?
Scriptures.
See My mum warned me about people like this
If need be, Please Feel free to insult , ridicule. Luvvv it.
Oh and, ts only common sense God doesn't exist.
Good game.
Good game.
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@keithprosser
But its RELIGION that matters to atheist.
Nice keith
I almost think of God as a set of car keys.
A jingle jangle jingle. Everyone focus on god.
God doesn't exists.
Yes he does
No he don't.
Does to
Does not
But he is real .
No it ainf
Is
Isn't.
And this continues on and on.
Everyone talk about .
Focus on god.
And whilst this goes on . Religious group's sits in the corner not saying peep.
Well Lets talk about Religious groups .
Jangly jangling jingle jingle ,
Hang on that's god .
But he doesn't even exist.
Yes he does
No
Yes .
No way does he exist
Yes way .
Religious groups sneaks back to the corner.
Do you say religious goups.
But god aint like real
Yess god is real.
If you believe in God , you join a groip.
Joining / picking a religion is you knowing What holy book was the real one inspired by the real god.
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And also mopac, You are extremely lucky pacmo for picking / joining the orthodox lot.
Because as it just so happens, you're in fact a orthodox Christian.
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Because of the way religious groups , well " that i know about " have painted God , really , really thick like.
It would stop half the atheists when they catch a glimpse of the God word , their out.
I'd say most people that can fathom this " Deism " would make the god thing a " bright white light god "
And of course this deisms ex god doesn't / didn't have a voice , No rules , and definitely no opinions.
It didn't get guys to do a book for it.
I've always been a big fan of the ( BBWLG blinding bright white light god )
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A perfect god is incapable of making mistakes like Noah and the floods. Sod and gom.
If god is omni ( whatever ) What about Asteroids and dinosaurs ?
God wouldn't of wasted 13.2 seconds making a full set of dinosaurs.
Nor would he of wasted the required .2 of a second ( approximate meteorite building time )
Now I'm not sure if he built asteroids, and the time it takes to build one,
I wouldn't even like to guess.
And this deism thing sounds alright. Kind of. Half of it.
I can go with a " god thing " creating the universe but , but .
It then goes on to say.
( But god does not interfere directly ) how could i believe or not believe this added bit of nonsense ?
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