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Tell all the people involved what the deal is  Keeping in mind it has to be treatment 1,2,3,4 ask them what they want then they will tell me and then I'll tell you what my decision is. 

I could make money from them in doing this, but to be put in a spot like this , its like going to be on the news and shlt so I'll do whatever they want. 

Because i soooooooooo love people. 

Then I could make much moneys from this alone. 

But i just ask them what they decide then I'll decide what they decide.

Thats in the rules of the game hey? 

I was 63%.    BUT YESTERDAY.

There is a couple of questions i couldn't answer because there was no option. 

But keith you are the person most like i on this site i believe.  I'm a little ruthless as i think you are.  Yes no ?

I remember read8ng something you write once about we only are here for 100 years so who cares " kinda deal ".

Ummmmm,  you can't really write about we shouldn't care about anything. 

You can't type things like, Stealing something means you get it for free. 

 However it doesn't work if we all lie, cheat and steal. 

Look i don't know where I'm going with this now. 

63% i was.

Good day keith. 

Please don't go pal. 

Lent . 

I like to picture your lord i mean our lord looking over us and seeing a group of people doing funny shlt at certain times. 

Like the fasting thing the jews and Muslims do , well YOU HAVE TO KNOW , YOU HAVE TO KNOW JESUS LOVES THAT SHlT. 

He likes it when you don't eat for him, I'm talking like he must be rubbing his nips whilst you lot do funny things for him.

I mean, picture god on palm Sunday. Seeing millions of people carrying palm leaves.  

HE LOVESSSSSSSS THAT SHlT.

LOVES IT. 

Its how gods roll. 

I mean it's only common sense god likes it right ?

Once again, I'll get you to picture your god with lets say a smirk across his face,  when you guys do the freaky things you have your god make you do. 

6

And a 5

And a 4

And three 

And a two and one. 

Well he must like it a lot.

Love you mopac. 

You do good for team orthodox. Your my second fave opposing player in this here game *Religion*..... 2019 edition.

 

The boy who cried wolf story taught me more then then ad and ev.

Well it's safe to say Snakes don't talk. So this never occurred. 

But if the snake is supposed to be someone , it's the devil.. 

It's a great story but. 

I myself like the bloke that built the boat for the animals to cruise around in story.

You could make a movie about the Bible.

 

 

I just added that up five seconds ago. 

I checked to see the author and it wasn't you. Because i thought look at this bloke making a post about himself. 

But then. 

O revealed one.

You are cut off a different mold thats for sure. 

You cant decide to have triplets naturally. 

You have a blood group.

Did you do a A ancestry dot com search and it just goes WYLTED. 

Yeah ummmmm so. 

 

Hi mate.

I read the hole thing. 

Nice post man. 

You say God is not specific groups of people. 

But ummmmmmmmm,  i can't help but th8nk they do. 

It appears to me that Gods want a group or or God wants everyone to know the truth. I don't know what I'm saying now. 

God wants everyone to know the truth.  I say  thats a BIGGGGGGGGGGGG ask. 

Your GOD'S

OPERATION :  GETTING PEOPLE TO KNOW ME. 

Watching life for what 3000 plus years with not one being knowing a real god.

He would see groips forming / religions over absolute made up nonsense. 

He seen millions doing this thing called worshipping a nothing. 

By now god has a good idea on how these groups are starting up. 

And when waking one morning.

He says NO MORE. 

I WILL HAVE THIS NO MORE. 

He now wants people to acknowledge he is the one the only REALLY REAL GOD . 

SO thousands of years observing false religion false Gods and Goddesses.

Plenty of time for a god to think things over , he puts into place,      OPERATION GETTING PEOPLE TO NO ME. 

Step #1.  I need to get a chick preggers and it has to be a boy. ( some minor set backs here may of occurred ) but moving on. 

Spend next 32 years thinking about step #2

Step #2.  Get he to walk around telling people about me.

Step #3.  ( And what i think a brilliant step )  getting him killed in a memorable way , not so much for people of the time .

Then still step 3 , getting him to move after he is dead.  A escape chamber. poffffffff he disappeared, well no dead person has moved a rock that big before. 

The formula for a religious group.

A , ONE God

A human god 

A book 

A clubhouse.

False religious groups before you religious grouo started went this way. 

Then along comes you god , the one true god.

And long story short . 

Your religion , the fist ever TRUE ONE . went. Set itself up like this. 

A god 

A human god 

A book 

A clubhouse. 

EXACTLY like a totally pre gods religion before it.

Deep breath. 

Your post was good. 

 

 

 

If you want to be in a religious group  , but not held back somehow. 

Join one of our many silly religious groups. 

 

The two main females on this site. 

Their religions need addressing,  as they are the only ones that do numbers , crystals , one collects river water the other its Shakira i mean shakra whatever. 

They have more dream catcher's then the rest of us put together. 

I find it ummmmmmmmmmm , i don't know.  They are different.

I'll shut up now. 

 

Yeah.

it's much the same as, these squares are the same color test, but you can like see it happening or you can't see it happening , one of the three. 

That and the fact that a women can have twins rules out alot of my The way i think and thought things are.  It messes with me thinking.

I've never believed in the , We are a brain in a jar thing. And I'll never be able to but a lot points to that. I mean it's hard to argue it.

As for free will.  I'm not allowed to think about free will.  

That reminds me of a story. 

Hey I was a great chess player once Keith

But then 

But then

This new move that they must of made up that year just to bring me down ' castling. ' And welll,  i don't want to talk about it any more.

Good day.

 

 

Hey man.

Saccadic suppression. You know the reason why you cant see you eyes move in the mirror.

What do you think about it ?

Ima make a post topic. Half arsed theists...... 

It's Evil exists in man , not men. 

But ummm No.  Evil doesn't exist.

Now i could call you a name back for once in my life.

But, but

i think I'm just going to have a quick chuckle to myself in knowing full well what you think you know that evil is.

Yeah. Ok ready?

Actually lets all take5 maybe 6 seconds to think about what a poly witch thinks evil is. 

It might help if you think of her like some kind of sleuth detective. Think of the reports that could be wrapped up with.  It was just evil. 

6

And a 5

And a 4

And 3

Two and a one. 

Mmmmmmm, yeah see i don't need to call you names. 

 

I think theists don't want hear and definitely not except somthing like this. 

Are you Ready? 

If a person kidnapped , tortured , and ate half a dozen kids, well when this person dies he will meet the same thing as the kids he killed. 

Now its only a assumption. 

Its only a asumption. 

Now this is a wild idea , so I'm just going to say it.

The jew the Christian the Muslim the atheist , i suspect we are all just ummmmmmmmmmm . Like humans. 

The same thing happens after death. 

Crazy right. ?

The abilities of a All powerful god.

You talk about these All powerful gods like there is only one in the world 

However if you were talking about  (  A mega super gold god ) well thats another story.  

I myself highly doubt god would be able to make a sandwich. 

Can you Use another  word otherthen " evil " ? 

Or we can introduce  " A SCALE OF EVILESSNESSES "   A potato scale maybe ?

1 potato is = ummmmmm not that bad. And ten tatos is the worst ever. 

Then we will discuss the word  BAD.

But this will be all ( ACCORDING TO YOU. ) 

This is probably the main reason why i don't eat sun dried tomatoes.

Typing nonsense.

If you've a different translation then another Christian group , whats happening here ?

Who could possibly know what it is that they might make their God tell them next.? 

And there lay the dangers.

Ya just got to hope they are happy when there reflecting on the book.

The bible doesn't say a thing.

Churches don't talk. 

Mopac and the rest are only one god moral. 

Myself, I'm a Jewish Muslim Christian and one third scientologist ( i follow allllllllll the books. ) so ummmmm, i doubt you'll find someone more moral then i. 

So like if anyone has any question on ( IS IT MORAL OR NOT) I'm your guy. 

Oh and I also collect stamps.

The Waking from a dream thing. No. strangling a dog is immoral. 

Hey lud can you atlest insult me or something, just some acknowledgement? 

I tell you whats a trip . Denounce your religion today right. Then bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm waking up the next morning with not a single morel in ya.

WARNING : Don't do this around kids....

See it takes a while for your ' living with no rules morality system ' to like ummmmmm kick in. 

Kids, especially babies are sooooooooo edible in this period and well ,  JUST DONT DO IT...

Good day. 

You are not near as good as i in scripture translating. 

HOLD THE PHONE.

Hey even. You don't answer questions hey?

I was so close to writing something. 

But ummmmmmm yeah. 

Good day....

What if your wife or husband dies at say 35, and you get remarried. 

That would make things awkward in heaven. 

But ummmmm, I'm thinking ( C ) would be the answer here. 

Thinking of a heaven makes me feel that When i / you die there will be a person with a checklist. 

As a atheist i believe in something like this heaven place the christians speak of.  But i DO NOT put much thought into it as ummmmmmm, what happens when you die is not really a question. 

However i  assume that the same thing that happens to a Christian upon death happens to a Muslim and a atheist. 

If a bloke kidnapped five kids , tortured them then ate them. I assume that when this person dies he will encounter the same thing as the kids he ate did. 

I feel its a little rude of religious people thinking they could possibly know what happens when you die. Not assume , but know.

But yeah,  that's cool. 

I'd like to know what religious groups have the best " SIN REMOVERS "  like.

How many visits to a confession booth is needed to be sin free.  

Orrrrrrrr

Does 600ml of holy water make the rape of a person all go away. 

Because I'm sure you can eat like four maybe five kids then get born again and ya all good. Sin free. 

So so many questions that will simply be answered in a not at all straight foward way. 

We need a heaven access granted , "counter ".  A app maybe so like  if you got way heaps enough points to get into heaven. You can spend a few.  So you can Lie, cheat and steal a little. 

Maybe you can have relations with the married wife nextdoor and still have enough gold heaven entrance coins to get in. 

 

 

 

You're soooooooooooo lucky you picked the correct religious group to join.

Good game.

Good game.

Or.

A bracist.

A bracegot.  

A racbigtoss

A big rist cost

My cash would be on Black gospel being the best. 

I'm thinking some might like the monk chanting thing.

Nice post man. 

 

I went from guaranteed weekly group singing with the Lord, to the now, one maybe two happy birthday's a year.

Oh and four max national anthems.  I liked the religious grade group singing. ( i was 7, or 8 years old ) 

I'm still looking for the ( Recommend religious group sing song weekly intake.)  I will get back to this. 

( THEISTS ARE BETTER GROUP SINGERS THEN ATHEISTS FULL STOP ) 

There i said it. 

Actually as a  atheist i need to look into  and doing activities in a group.

I think that participating in a group activity every now and then is benificial.

Hang on a second whats that word again benificial.

What a stupid looking word.  Benificial. 

27 minutes later. I just had to say the word benificial 100 times in a row. 

Im back now..

I'm talking about group singing. 

A lot of theists here partake in group singing , you do hey ? 

Did you sing at the jesus today?

Who's the best religious group singers ? 

Five times In the bible it ummmmmmm alludes. ( alludes , nice word. ) 

Five times in the bible it alludes to, can i say god wanting his followers to sing to him. 

Name one. 

What's considered " A GROUP " ?

Tell me about being a adult and singing in a group at a god.

Good day.

(Spell check) enter.  

 

If i was a Priest there would not be a pocket of water on earth that i wouldn't of blessed. 

We woukd all be born again.

I'm saving my  " Being born again " i just hope i don't die suddenly.  I'll cash it in around 70 ish. 

Mopac ?   What is holy water ? 

Boss.

So women can't make holy water and christ flavored wafers.?

Nice info. 

It's clear women played no part in writing / translating holy text.  Is a more ummmm,  correct  thing to assume.  

But nice post. 

Gilgamesh =  A cool name.... FACT...

Tutankhamun =  Egyptian pharaoh dude.  Arrrrrrrrrrr, FACT.   ( hang on , it doesn't feel right saying FACT. ) 

HOT CROSS BUNS  =  Fact.  

Hot cross buns wouldn't exist if jesus didn't  =  faaaaacccc ( assumption.)

Jesus died to give all humans Hot Cross Buns  =  FACT. 

H C B's wouldn't exist If Jesus wasn't crucified  = FACT.

Thanks jesus.  

If Team Theist agree to signing a contract saying they have 10,000 years  or100,000 years to prove God exists from now i will be able to be a atheist tomorrow.  A legit one. 

It gives others more time to talk them out of it.

No.?

No.

I sense dancing . Rome doesn't represent the entireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee church. 

This excommunicated stuff sounds a bit funny. Ya know what i mean ? 

Talk us through it. 

God either exists or he doesn't exist.  It's one or the other.  FULL STOP. 

So Being agnostic is wrong. 

But ummmmmmmmm its right. 

No that's worded wrong hey ?

K

Also I kind of think you and i on this subject have near / cloes to the same option.

Good day.

 

I want to be a atheist. But I'm unfortunately agnostic. 

I kind of refuse to call myself a agnostic atheist because agnostic atheist TO me means your agnostic but hou hate saying your agnostic.

Then You start to  think about position.

The 2018 winners of this here religious forum is Team Agnostics. ' gives hand sign '.

The 204 winners of theists v atheists v agnostics .  Ladies and gentlemen .... it's team agnostic. 

Its been 5000 years plus of team Agnos. ' gives hand signals ' 

I hate being agnostic , i never admit to it. 

I'm agnostic because the theists who started the game of religions the very day religious group #0000000000000000000002 started whilst religion group number one was running. 

Being agnostic and knowing full well ( well believing )  the Atheists are the correct ones is hard.

This i feel is the price i pay for the theists having until  " INFINITY  O'CLOCK " to prove god exists.

So in the meanwhile we can pretend he exists.

No but seriously. Having until forever to prove god exists is handy right ?

Very well played. 

 

I suspect you've even given up looking for a god.  

But you're in a religious group ' HI 5 '.

 

OK OK , jesus was real.  LET'S DO IT. 

I can do it. 

But ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm , he wasn't " magic " 

Ya know what i mean ?

Like he couldn't do the water to wine trick. 

He couldn't do the , double heel click  " make the bucket fill up with fish " thing. 

Water walking .  COULDN'T DO IT. 

What else .

Oh yeah. No Touchy Feely Healy.

Limb growing. NEGATIVE.   ( this we can rule out as we all know they didn't have amputees back then. ) hehe.

No but I've kind of always believed in a Jesus bloke. 

( JESUS WAS A FRONT MAN. ) 

See it's all about getting a little group up and running. FULL STOP. 

And what a better way to get a group up and running then brainwashing a ummmmm. A Jesus. 

( JESUS WAS A COOL CAT. )  absolutely mesmerizing. He spoke, they listened. 

Jesus was all this but above everything else. (  JESUS WAS A GAMBIT ) 

He would of been groomed for a month or two by the person / persons that wanted to " GET A GROUP UP AND RUNNING " 

They would of made poor Jesus feel like a absolute god. Pimped him out. 

Getting people to bow before him and stuff. 

He would of got given things like racing camels and hotted up donkeys. 

 

Then They sent him all around town charming the pants of everyone he meet. 

Then the sent him on that wild weekend where the people that played Jesus  played their master stoke. 

You know ?   Make a real spectacle of him.  

They were going to make Jesus go out with a Big Bang. 

So yeah he got flogged,  he got flogged real good like. 

And boy did he love it. See the folks that conned Jesus into believing in a god actually got old jesus to think he was like a god. 

They even fooled him into believing that when he died , he would like come back. 

Poor poor Jesus. 

A few weeks later, the blokes behind the getting a group up and running ,  had a dozen men farming for them. 

Imagine having 10 blokes that you  make do pretty much anything at your disposal. 

Well this is what i believe jesus was.  

A overall top guy , who was skilfully horribly misled. 

Used. 

 

You're taking to much medication.

You're wayyyyyyyyyy over medicated. 

You're doing to much meditation.

You're wayyyyyyyyyyy over meditated.

You got GOD PREDICTING things on the back of you assuming god wrote a book.

I'd say the main reason you believe in Christianity is becauses you assume God did a book book. 

  

What sort of Christian did you decide you are ?

What do you mean by not being very charitable towards the church?

Thanks.

When ya get a hold of him next , ask him what religious group is the right one. 

That's alllllllllll you need to know. 

That's all. 

Just start yelling and repeating .  WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP DO I JOIN ? 

WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP ?

 

If there was a world wide flood all the animals would of died. 

Confirmed.

Mmmmmmmm SCRIPTURES :  you wouldn't have ya God speak anything but. 

I read the intro and the whole first paragraph. 

Thanks 

Thanks 

Do you have what it takes ?

Try fathom someone reading the whole post.