3 ways for pie to get laid
1. You are no longer Indian. You now tell witches you are Persian and force your parents to play along when you bring them home
2. Get Big son
3. Act like a dick. Many people get this wrong. For example some will ask a girl for her number, then get rejected and be like "fuck you bitch". Wrong type of dick. You want to be an aloof dick not the type that gets butthurt.
Practice this by cutting people in line . Remember be an aloof dick not an aggressive one so if they yell at you that you cut, instead of saying fuck you, pretend you can not hear them so they continue to piss and moan behind you.
So practice this this week. You will probably be in line 7 times. I want you to cut in line 5 times for practice and then make it a daily habit. You'll be getting pussy in no time you Persian son of a bitch.