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@SirAnonymous
Granted, but it turns into anarchy so the society is a chaos anyways.
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@Intelligence_06
I wish Communism actually works
Granted, but sadly it already works well to oppress the people trapped inside of it.
I wish God does what is good to everyone, and can prevent sins from going into humans
Granted, but at the price of free will and meaning to life. We sit around doing nothing but being perpetually happy until we swiftly die.
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I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.
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@Barney
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.
Granted, but within ownership, you cannot eat it. It is sent in a glass display box that is locked forever.
I wish that Healthcare is free.
I also wish that school teaches us how to cook, how money works, and how to survive in the wild.
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I wish that Healthcare is free.
Granted, however doctor wages begin to decrease and become an extremely undesirable career. Eventually, no one is working in the health industry and people are left to suffer at their own demise.
I wish I could marry the person of my dreams.
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@SirAnonymous
Mine is that Minecraft will get a Cave update.Granted, but the update causes the game to crash.
IDK if you are still here or not, but Minecraft did get a cave update without crashing.
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@Polyglot
I wish I could marry the person of my dreams.
Granted, but you later are diagnosed with insomnia and amnesia so there is no exact person that you could dream of.
I wish I could have 1M subs on YouTube.
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@Intelligence_06
I wish I could have 1M subs on YouTube.
Granted. However, your 1 million subscriber is nothing to celebrate. You used to have tens of millions of subscribers but faced a downfall similar to that of James Charles, and lose over 95 percent of your subscribers.
I wish I am able to control other people's minds.
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@Bones
I wish I am able to control other people's minds.
Granted, but the CIA finds you and you are locked up in a windowless room and you have no internet nor sunlight for years.
That is realistically what happens.
I wish that same-sex marriage would be legal in every single country.
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@Intelligence_06
I wish that same-sex marriage would be legal in every single country.
Granted, but now straight couples around the world have to explain what that means to their kids! Oh the horrors!
I wish to stop getting killed np1 in every mafia game.
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@Lunatic
I wish to stop getting killed np1 in every mafia game
Granted, but now you are scum every game.
I wish the holocaust actually happened.
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@Wylted
I wish the holocaust actually happened.
Granted, but now Jews secretly control the world or something weird like that.
I wish for a dollar.
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@Discipulus_Didicit
I wish for a dollar.
You get a dollar, but now you are a filthy jew who gives a fuck about a mere dollar.
I wish for everyone with a 2 digit IQ to be executed, voluntarily
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@Wylted
Granted, but you have a 2 digit IQ as well
I wish to not be hungover
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@Vader
2 digit IQ not an IQ of 2
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@Wylted
Whoops. Fix'd it
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@Vader
I wish to not be hungover
Granted, you will never get hangovers again but your penis length is reduced permanently by 2 inches.
I wish I didn't have COVID-19 right now.
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@Lunatic
I wish I didn't have COVID-19 right now.
granted, but the vaccine killed you instead
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@drlebronski
granted, but the vaccine killed you instead
oh shit, I wish I wasn't dead then?
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@Lunatic
granted, but no one would know you were alive and legally you would be dead.
granted, but no one would know you were alive and legally you would be dead.
Fvck yeah! Off the grid baby!!
i wish i was rich
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@drlebronski
Granted, but you get robbed a lot
I wish I was social media famous.
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@Polyglot
Granted, but you're famous for the wrong reasons...
I wish I had an IQ of 300.
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@Bones
I wish I had an IQ of 300.
Granted, but it causes you to realize the jews are behind it all, now you rise to power as the leader of the 4th Reich and make America great again, unfortunately Biden steals the election from you. However because you are the true fuhrer, than you immediately have Biden killed and have a body double lead your life, while you get plastic surgery to look like Biden. Good news is you now rule America again. Bad news is that everyone thinks your body double is you, so he wins reelection and has you assassinated, and rules America.
I wish for California to sink into the ocean, without taking out any other states with it.
i wish i would stop getting voted out in mafia
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@Polyglot
granted but all your fans are stalkers
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@drlebronski
Granted, but it’s because you get banned.
I wish for another bagel.