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Grahf swings at the specter with his staff, but it passes through it harmlessly.

[Melee Weapon Attack: d20 (6) + 1 = 7, Miss!]

Roberts, hearing his companions in trouble, rushes up the stairs to join the fray.

Snerp grants his second Bardic Inspiration to Grahf and casts heroism on Eikka.

Sufficiently emboldened and inspired, summons upon the radiant energy of her god, Zud. Dots of radiant light appear inside of the translucent spirit. The dots grow in size and intensity, eventually enveloping the specter and exploding in a bright shower of divine light. The illumination of the room brightens as if on the surface of the sun for a moment, then returns to the dim light of the oil lamps set in the walls.

[Ranged Spell Attack: d20 (20) + d6 (6) + 4 = 30, Critical Hit!]
[Damage Roll: 8d6 (4, 2, 3, 2, 6, 5, 6, 6) = 34]

COMBAT OVER!

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Grahf - 8/8 HP - 10 AC - Spell Slots: 1⭘⭘ [Bardic Inspiration, +d6 to any attack, check, or save within the next 10 minutes]
Roberts - 12/12 HP - 19 AC
Snerp - 9/9 HP - 13 AC - Spell Slots: 1⭘⭘
Eikka - 10/10 HP - 16 AC - Spell Slots: 1⬤⭘

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(Dude. I ain't even lying about that crit:


Maxed on both dice. Fucking A)

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Behold the power of Zud the discombobulated!!
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(We should wait up an hour to re-prepare at least one spell slot for Earth and I) 🤔. 
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(Only Wizards and Warlocks regain spell slots on short rests. Everyone else has to do a long rest :/ But, it is midnight and you guys are probably tired anyway.) 
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(oh, well yeah. Two battles and a 5 hour journey. Def makes for an tuckered out party.

@everyone- If i may suggest gathering what was in the secret room, heading back outside to let the children know what's going on. It appears somehow the children are not aware a long time has passed, not just two days 🤔

Also, we need food, but not sure what there is to be done about that)
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What's in the crib?
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(inb4 >>> ☠)
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(Probably but my character is very deliberate.)
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Inside the crib is a small baby-sized bundle of clothing. When Eikka examines the wrapping, it falls apart revealing it to be empty inside.
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I'm going to get the children and bring them in.
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it falls apart revealing it to be empty inside

(😱)
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I'll take first watch.
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I'll head with Eikka to get the children.

Im not sure about staying in the house with the supposed monster in the basement, but based upon what the rest of the town looked like, this house might be the only choice. 
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Glarking undead! If you speak orcish that curse turns your stomach if not, well it still sounds pretty nasty. I hate the idea of spending the night in there.

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I'll just sleep on a couch somewhere.
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I don't, ive never heard of this secret order before, and this is going to make for an excellent song! i'll take second watch and use the opportunity to pour over the books and other stuff in the secret room 😬😬

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And think of words that rhyme with Osybus 🤔
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Arquabus
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You'll sleep with the rest of us for security if your smart. And you'll stand your watch.
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Succubus 

Anyway, give me that Arcane shit at some time so I can it out fampais

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yeah, arquebus and succubus, that's totally what I was thinking...

note to self: lets find a way to include anus in the song

(btw, italics is thought, but I guess i'll change it to bold lol)



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Sounds like a terrible song... can't wait to hear it.
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I'll have you know im well known in the Feywild. Maybe one of these days we'll all go there and you'll see whole towns show up to listen 😎

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so i can it out

(Can (what) it out?)

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(Oh. I forgot to put 'read' in there. Not sure what I meant tbh)


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(/ on resting / we might need to gather books we want to read before resting, it only allows for light activity. Also, i'm gonna )

The first floor den seems a good place to hole up. Its possible there might be some food in the kitchen on the first floor too.