66 Sins And How To Commit Them

Okay, there is a long list of sins, so lets start.

Lets start with 7 basic sins, then we move on to others.

This sin is easy to commit. In fact, anyone watching porn has already committed it. Anyone checking out girls all the time, especially married ones, has already committed it. I do like to masturbate.

I like eating and drinking a lot.

Greed is simply wanting to have a lot of money. I want to have a lot of money, and I also want to have lots of everything that feels good.

I am very lazy. I prefer to avoid work.

I am very angry and I get upset easily. Basically anyone committing the smallest mistake causes my wrath.

I envy a lot. Especially when I see people who have good big dicks and my dick isnt even average. I also envy those who have power. I should have more power than them.

I am very proud of myself. I consider myself the greatest possible achievement under the circumstances where no one else could have done better.

Now when we have covered 7 basic sins, lets move on to others.

Religion teaches you to be obedient to authority, to parents...ect. However, I prefer to disobey when people want me to do something I dont like.

Fuck God, fuck this, fuck that...

I do lie a lot. I sometimes lie so well that even I start believing my own lies.

Jesus said that you can commit this sin by lusting after a woman. So yeah, it can be done by watching porn or checking out married women.

Okay, I commit this sin because Lucifer is my idol.

I do like to worship spirits too, as well as demons.

I worship many Gods. I think that increases the chances of getting help from them. I even pray to Lucifer and Jesus at the same time.

This means excessive revenge. I dont believe in eye for eye. No, if someone makes me lose an eye, I will not be satisfied with him just losing an eye.

Moderation is not a sin. Thats why I do indulgence, opposite of moderation. I overdo things. Its a sin.

I dont do anything in moderation. If I sleep, I sleep for 10 hours, not 8.

I do sometimes live in filth. I dont exactly prefer to clean and wash myself all the time.

Okay, this one might not sound like a sin, but it actually is. Christians expect you to live in pain if thats what it takes to live a "Christian life".

This one is simple. Just be greedy and pile up money.

I do like to trick people. Sometimes I even make people believe I am on their side when I couldnt be further from it.

I am still virgin, but watching gay porn commits this sin.

I do think that we should tax the rich and take their wealth.

Well, this one I commit by talking bad about people.

I do like to fight other people.

God commands you to multiply. Thats why I dont multiply.

I do like expensive things. Like, I am all for helping the poor, but it shouldnt be at my expense.

I often act in confusing and unpredictable matter to make people be always uncertain about me.

I like blaming everyone for my mistakes.

For example, nothing I do is my fault because I was circumcised and my body was violated, damaging my brain and making me free from any responsibility for anything in life.

I do like complaining about everything thats not perfect, and nothing is perfect.

I am never satisfied and always want more.

I do like wishing others bad.

I never forgive anything. Forgiveness is for pussies who are afraid to take revenge.

I hate everyone.

I usually wouldnt help people unless it benefits me.

I am very arrogant, obviously.

I usually dont give to charity.

I am always bitter because I hate the world.

I have no respect for anything people call holy. I could poop on the Bible.

I like to exaggerate my achievements. Like, if I am better at something than you, expect me to rub it in your face.

I do like to present myself as something I am not. I have many faces.

I dont respect my parents at all. Like, they started this when they gave birth to me. 

I do like when people praise me. I think people should praise me all the time.

I prefer division in society, as opposed to unity.

Being drunk helps me forget that I hate the world. For a moment, it seems like the world stops existing as it is.

I like acting like a girl sometimes. I even like pretending to be a girl.

I hate everything, obviously.

I really dont want to love anything or anyone. Why love when you can hate them instead?

I would hate being pure. I am not an angel. Angels are gay.

I do like to see when people have problems. Like, deep in my heart I know they deserved it.

I did try sorcery to give myself power. Not sure if it worked.

I hate telling the truth. Truth is ugly.

I like insulting people.

I do like pleasure more than God.

I have invited Lucifer to claim my soul. As long as I am happy, I dont care what happens to my soul.

I always expect people to do more than I personally would.

I do like to masturbate a lot

I say that abortion and euthanasia should be legal. Both of these are sins according to Christians. Christians think euthanasia kills people, as well as abortion.

Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus fuck him

I do try to predict my future using fortune telling apps.

I think I deserve power. People should do exactly what I want them to.

I do not have much respect for any rules.

If someone hits me once, I hit him 1 million times.

I do like to bring others dishonor.

There is no balance. There is power, and those too weak to obtain it.

If someone has power, I might help him so that later I get favor.

It's not like you need a crash course. It's part of the sin nature. 

That'll be enough for you. According to Romans 1. 

Well, I just wanted to see how many sins I committed.

A lot, it seems.

The Sins you have committed, like the rest of the world, are so many it is impossible for them to be countered by doing good. 

This is why it was necessary for God to send Jesus, the Second Person of the Trinity to this world as an atonement for the sins of the world. 

God would never be satisfied otherwise and his wrath would fall on all people. Thankfully though, God has redeemed a people to himself, a people from every nation of the world. He has given them faith. And they have had their sins paid for.  In Christ, they are justified. And in Christ, God's wrath has been turned away from them. In Christ, they have been reconciled with God, and in Christ, they have true peace.  

Furthermore, in Christ, their old sinful nature has been crucified, and they in Christ have been resurrected to new life.  The Old is gone, and the New has arrived. 

They are no longer slaves to sin, but children of God. It's a wonderful thing to know Jesus. And to become more and more like him. 

I dont want to serve your God.

No God who threatens people to be tortured eternally is my God.

I would rather burn in hell than serve a tyrant who burns people eternally for their sins.

Eternally punishing people is your mad God's passion, a passion I will not bow to because I am not afraid of your dumb God.

My father Lucifer will always be there to fight against your God. He is not defeated. You cannot defeat a dragon. My father has already defeated your God on Earth and the little religious filth that is left is slowly disappearing until it disappears completely.

Lucifer rebelled against your tyrannical God, because Lucifer cared for humans so much that he abandoned his place on the side of a tyrant to fight for the liberation of humans from God's tyrannical rule. It is your God who is tyrannical madman who only wants fear and torture. The entire Bible is your God killing people. Christians are servants of a tyrant. But tyrant wont win this time. Are you ready to fight against a dragon? My father already fought God before. We are not afraid. Only this time, we will win.

It truly is sad that you think this is a joke.  

You are a strange one really. On one hand, you think evil is evil and you could never worship a God you say is evil. 

And yet, you love to wallow in evil, as this entire topic suggests and actually condemn in your mind, the one being in this universe who wishes to punish evil. 

Eternal punishment is reserved for people who desire to wallow in evil.  For those who think evil is perfectly natural and their right to commit. 

As for Satan, he already was defeated at the Cross. He was so blind to his own pride, that he missed this point.  The cross was the victory and it blindsided Satan and it destroyed his power.  Every day that someone else is given faith to believe - is another nail in the coffin for Satan.  Every day that means another person is freed from the slavery of sin and evil that your Father is so proud to claim. And yet this gets up your father's nose so much. 

Having said all of the above, while there is life, there is hope.  Even for someone as deceived and ignorant and evil as you.  Confess your sins, beg for mercy, who knows? Who knows? God might relent and forgive you. 

See you at the LUX !

My father taught me not to beg. Begging is for Christians. Maybe you should beg, as the number of Christians is declining and my father is here to claim the Earth. My father is on the right side of history. Your God will be nothing and Lucifer will be everything.

Yes! Cant wait!

Begging in this instance is what people who are rational would do.  Christians don't need to beg since God has already given them faith. 

I suggested to you that in your situation, which is the same position as the people of Nineveh in Jonah, you should beg.

The people of Nineveh were not the people of God. They were outside the covenant. They were enemies of God and of Israel. Like you, they hated God and Jonah and Israel. They hated the people of God. 

Yet, when they saw Jonah, when they heard his message, they knew their time was up.  

You don't get anything more than the sign of Jonah, a dead prophet in the tomb for three days before he rose again. You don't get anything more than the same message.  

Are you rational or are you stupid? Your words so far, simply demonstrate an ignorance of what Hell is like. And of what God is like.  

Everyone's got a bill to pay. And one day the debt collector is coming to collect.  How in the world do you think you are going to pay? 

I am sorry Christian, but I am afraid that I will not be asking for forgiveness for my sins. I like my sins a lot. My father who is a dragon, he is the Lord of sins. He will defeat your tyrannical God. You may say as much words as you like, as much lies as you like. You will lose. You have wasted your life in fear, where I live my life in pleasure, honoring the dragon who fought so that I am not a slave of your God. I only pray that dragon shows you the path so that you too may live in pleasure of the flesh and overcome your fear of God.

This doesn't really contribute anything to the form, ngl.

Welcome to the forum.

Thanks, its ummm interesting?

Yes, plenty of fun. I like fun. Do you like fun?

Sure, I like fun

Thats the spirit!

God wants you to worship God.

God is in power.

Says a lot about the current state of religion, eh?

Hey, don't be sorry, that sounds like begging.  LOL @ you. 

If you like your sins, then you really don't have a proper argument against God, the one who judges sin and evil. 

Your excuse becomes pathetic.  God is evil and so is Satan.  And so am I.  Whatever.  

God is not tyrannical. If he was, there wouldn't be so much evil in the world.  The very fact that he doesn't punish every sin immediately is evidence of that. 

I don't need to lie.  It's not about me. I could care less if I lose or win.   I don't live in fear.  My fear was crucified with the cross.  You say you live in pleasure, but we all know your fears.  Your depression. Your wasted time. 

Praise Satan!

Not me old chap.  There is only one to praise and his name is Jesus. 

Sorry, but I wont betray my father. He is a Dragon. Jesus cannot win against a Dragon. Dragon will rule the world!

Wow! Another apology. You really are getting used to begging. That's a good start. 

Lucifer is not a dragon, except metaphorically.   But seriously, it's a little bit like a flea against a mountain.  We don't have two equal antagonists. We have God, the creator of all things v a fallen angel who has lost even his bite at the Cross.  

Satan has essentially the power to accuse and deceive.  He is tied up metaphorically in Hell. He is not prowling about as a lion. Those days are gone. Now he simply accuses. Perhaps his minions might do something. But he is not omnipotent. He is not omniscient. He is not omnipresent. 

Sure people say they praise him or worship him. But most don't. Look at yourself.  You talk the talk but don't walk the walk. 

He's currently sitting in Hell, waiting for judgment day.  Rule the world, LOL @ you.  Talk about deception.  All I can say is, be careful about what you wish for. It might come true. 

God wrote a lot of lies in the Bible. God is an obvious tyrant. You can see it when you read what he does to people. My father rebelled against your God. Even if my father loses, its still better than to serve a tyrant. But my father wont lose. He is a Dragon. He can overthrow the tyrant on Earth and in Hell.

Give us one lie the God of the Bible wrote.  Verse, context, occasion, Hebrew or Greek understandings. 

Define the meaning of Tyrant and then provide an example of how God is a tyrant.  

Yes, your master rebelled against God.  This is the reason he is in prison now. 

There is no question about your master losing, he has already lost.  Of course, you will probably have to explain what winning and losing looks like. 

Your master is a tyrant. Hence, your argument has no force.  He is described only as a metaphorical dragon.  Angels are powerful, but yours is currently tied up in Hell with no real power.  He can't escape.  

And he doesn't want to help you. He just wants you to die with him forever.  Lovely bloke.  He doesn't care about you or your parents or your children. He is spitting chips because has lost and wants to drag as many down with him as possible.  You on the other don't seem to need dragging down, you are a willing co-conspirator.  

I hope you have a good lawyer.   I know one. His name is Jesus.  

My father is in Hell. He rules there. I will go to Hell too and be with my father. It is better to be free in Hell than serve a tyrant in Heaven. My father has a lot of power. Thats why tyrant was not able to defeat him. Tyrant wrote a book of lies called "Bible". But Dragon gave humans science and knowledge to refute the Bible. Lucifer is a Morning Star, and morning always comes. It will be a good morning. Bible will fall. Dragon will be everything and Jesus will be nothing. Open the gates to the Path of the Dragon! May the courage of Lucifer forever be praised! Praise Lucifer!

Hell is a prison. It is not a place of freedom.  Satan doesn't rule Hell. He is a prisoner there. If you are like your father, you will certainly join him in prison. What sort of power do you think Satan has? Satan is less than a worm. He wants to be a tyrant but he lost any power he thought he had. The Bible is a truthful book. It explains the history of humanity. It explains why humanity is sinful and messed up. It provides the remedy. It is a remedy that is not a bandaid. Humans want bandaids. They desire supermen to come in and fix the problem and yet they don't really.  Stop the evil, well stop that evil over there, but don't come and look at my heart.  "I'm ok. I just get drunk or use drugs. I don't respect other people.  I mock and destroy and steal and cheat and commit adultery."  

Jesus came to deal with the heart. That's the difference and it's not a band-aid and it's not a quick fix, because the problem is deeper than that.  There is pain involved in dealing with sin because sin is like our little god. We don't want to give it up. 

God is the one who has given wisdom and knowledge to humanity.  Humanity has taken that and attempted to get rid of God. They want to be their own gods. Lucifer has encouraged them to be their own gods.  He just minimises the implications of that course because he uses deception. Humans are gullible.  Your attitude is quite sad. I understand that you are mocking me and think it is funny.  Yet, somehow I think that you don't get - that playing with fire will inevitably get one burnt. 

Uh you Christians and your rules. Rules everywhere. I hate your rules.

LOL @ you. 

Christianity is not about rules. It is about grace.  We are not saved by rules.  We don't believe in salvation by the law or by works.  We believe in salvation by grace through faith. 

In fact, the entire message of the bible is that rules can't save you.  And that if you try and obtain salvation by rules, then you have misunderstood the bible. 

Are rules bad? I am not saying that.  Everyone has rules. But rules aren't the solution to salvation.  I think the 10 commandments are pretty good rules. And honestly, I think that they are very valuable to follow if we want to have a good life here on this planet.  But they are not going to help you get to heaven. 

It's not what you know that is important, it is who you know.  And grace is a free gift from God not from Satan.  Satan doesn't even have grace.  All he has is a door to pain and agony.  

You obviously dont know what powers Satan has. With Satan, I can overcome Jesus. I dont need Jesus because I have Satan. Jesus is nothing. I dont want to serve your tyrannical God who tortures people eternally. Lucifer will protect me. I want to serve Lucifer. I offer my soul to Lucifer.