I wouldn't think a AUDIO Book qurans work like real ones.
It would be difficult rocking back and forth listening to the quran.
im pretty sure you have to rock back and forth for the quran to work.
To become a Muslim you just go.
Bammmmmmmmmm, im a Muslim.
If someone asks you , your a Muslim.
The only religion you cant join in a blink is jewdaisum.
Do you have a wife ?
Im guessing when one tells the wife that they are becoming a Muslim , the wife replys.
Piss off you are you dickhead.
Shes going to visit her mom 101 hours .
You really would have to change your attitude.
I can't wait until you try
100 hours of scientology.
It is a Nice experiment but david.
Good luck.
Looking foward to ya data.
How good are you at Translating scriptures ?
Real, real, real real real real good like i bet.
1.3 billion are currently in the Top 10.
Can i put you down for a Top 10 scripture decipher erer.
What you need to do is join a half a dozen religious groups .
Most People say they love being in a religious group.
They can rattle of alllll the benifits.
Yet they are only in one.
Imagine something real real good and never joining two of em.
Imagine how moral you'd be if you were in 3 religious groups.
That would be .
1
2
3
Thats Triple.
You'd be triple moral.
Actully Hang on a sec ,
One religion
Two
Three religions
1,2,3
Yeah it is,
Triple moral.
And triple moral Is more moral then double moral and much more moral then single moral.
Its Oh so moral.
To combat this.
I'd make a rule were you cant have another god with me.
Id make that like the most important rule ever.
Uno