How is it piss poor satire? I would love to hear someone explain the key differences between the stupidity expressed within the OP and what we’ve seen from the pro COVID crowd over the past few years.
Well the main difference is the entire underlying topic being discussed.
Recommending that people leave an area because of a natural disaster shares very little in common with arresting people for not staying in their houses/wearing masks in public due to a disease with a low death rate.
As for questioning "the science", there is no profit motive here to sell people things like vaccines. There aren't major partisan political forces encouraging anyone to classify this hurricane one way or another. Meteorologists have no profit incentive to say the hurricane might go in a different direction than it will or that the winds are faster than they really are.
What the Democrats did with COVID lockdowns would be like making the entire state evacuate under threat of arrest because people in western Florida are in high danger from the hurricane.
Sure, she makes it sound like the two cases are similar. If I was entirely ignorant to what a hurricane is or what COVID was or what the policies were for each instance, I would think that it was fabulous satire. Unfortunately, I'm not