Welcome to the Nine-Nine!
Hello and welcome all of you wonderful people! I am Detective Vaarka, and today I'll be showing you around the precinct. Come on, don't be shy, almost everyone here is friendly!
Over there, through those expensive and possibly bullet-proof glass windows, we have the Captain's office, where he does his work and listens to loud symphony music. Opposite of that we have the holding cell- Hey! Hey! Get your hands out of your pants mister! That is very dirty! What would your mother have to say?
Okay, I apologize that you all had to see that, but I promise the rest of the tour will be much more work friendly and much less sexual!
Moving on, right there is the break room, with the comfy couch and the vending machines and that... weird thing on the wall... And down that hallway are a bunch of closets, the interrogation room! Oh, and that door right there leads into the briefing room, where we talk about crime and mysteries that need solving. It's like a giant mystery machine, only no dogs and smoking weed is illegal at this current time... God the 70s were cool!
And now, for the most important piece of the puzzle to our precinct, the detectives! Here's where they work, doing all their cool detective-y stuff, like helping people retrieve their stolen goods, or solving gruesome and horrifying murders! How about we go say hello!
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I'm looking for nine players, any extras will be added to the replacement list. The game will not start until after sign-ups are full or Bsh's game ends, whichever comes last.
