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@Incel-chud
Yeap I didn't know of any church you have to pay to go in and sit down for service. Jewish Temple didn't either.
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@ Witch
Yeap I didn't know of any church you have to pay to go in and sit down for service. Jewish Temple didn't either.
wrong again.
2 Kings 12:16
Verse Concepts
The money from the guilt offerings and the money from the sin offerings was not brought into the house of the Lord; it was for the priests.
That will be the guilt trip Pastors and priest put onto its worshipers that I mentioned earlier at #80 where I wrote:
These 7 reasons do not stop the pastors and priests from putting worshipers on a giant guilt trip with a tinge of fear thrown in and a promise of a ticket to heaven and everlasting life.
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@Deb-8-a-bull
$300 bucks im up on jesus
I guess you owe him than.
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@Polytheist-Witch
Yeap I didn't know of any church you have to pay to go in and sit down for service. Jewish Temple didn't either.
I know. I was referring to how a lot of them make money for operations as opposed to tithes.
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@Stephen
These 7 reasons do not stop the pastors and priests from putting worshipers on a giant guilt trip with a tinge of fear thrown in and a promise of a ticket to heaven and everlasting life.
It's debatable as to whether tithing is biblical or not. I believe it's a nonsense interpretation of the bible. However I have never heard of a church claiming tithes give you eternal life or a ticket to heaven. The closest you get is the claim if you are saved, you want to give with joy in your heart
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@Incel-chud
Because churches are nonprofits they have to have a board with a president and a secretary of vice President you can't just start a church and go with it. Especially at church that's gotten as big as some of those ones that are huge. A pastor is rarely doing something like that by himself there's usually a team of people. I have no problem with once at church gets to where it's making money whether charging tuition as a school or what not that it's no longer a non-profit to not be treated like one. Churches aren't tax-free because their Church their tax-free because they're nonprofit.
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@Incel-chud
@Poly.
# 96......Makes very little sense.
@Incel.
And tithing was basically income tax taken by a State/Society that was essentially overseen by religion.
And try not to cough when the Vicar/Priest/Pastor or whatever is telling you that you have all been naughty boys and girls.
And don't forget to sing along.
Lah de dah de bollocksy bollocks.
Though if you go to Buddhist Church today, you only need to remember to go,
OHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM etc etc.
Kung Fu is optional.
A nonsense interpretation you say ?
That' s not ya average comment from a
☆☆ TOP 100 ☆☆ ( translating scriptures ) OF ALLLLLLL TIME.
That sounds like a
☆☆ TOP 10 ☆☆ ( translating scriptures ) OF ALLLLLLLL TIME comment
A biblical scholar if you will.
Thats the word ( BIBLICAL )
followed by.
The word ( SCHOLAR )
say it with me.
Biblical scholar.
Biblical
Scholar
Having trouble picturing a biblical scholars ??
Well think of A ( triangular colored number C )
They are exactly the same thing.
Good game.
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@FLRW
The Gospel of Thomas being left out of the Bible proves Gnosticism.The reason the Gospel of Thomas was left out is because it advocated spiritual knowledge as they key to salvation rather than faith.Many scholars consider the Gospel of Thomas to be a gnostic text, since it was found in a library among others, it contains Gnostic themes, and perhaps presupposes a Gnostic worldview.
And then there is the original gospel of Mark showing that the raising of a very much alive Lazarus and was nothing more than a ritual and Lazarus wasn't "dead" at all;
“And
came they to Bethany, and a certain woman whose brother had died was
there. And coming she prostrated herself before Jesus and says to him
“son of David, have mercy on me”. But the disciples rebuked her.
And Jesus, being angered, went off with her into the garden where the
tomb was, and straight away a great cry was heard from the tomb. And
going near, Jesus rolled away the stone from the door of the Tomb.
And straight away, going in where the youth was, he stretched forth
his hand and raised him, loved him, seizing his hand. But the youth,
looked upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be
with him. And going out of the tomb they came into the house of the
youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus, [A]Jesus told him
what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen
cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for
Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God. And thence
arising, he returned to the other side of the Jordan”. Mark.
The Secret Gospel.
So we have then a slightly
different take from Mark’s secret gospel on what happened in
the garden at Bethany to the story given to us by the New Testament
but it is plain to see, Lazarus was very much alive when Jesus got
there as we read, “a
great cry was heard from the tomb”
and before Jesus himself removed the stone.
Notice too that this "youth" was yet another of Jesus' rich friends.
This appears to be the same youth (Lazarus) mentioned at [A] above that was seen fleeing a house on the night of Jesus' arrest in the NT version.
A Young Man Flees
And a young man followed him, with nothing but a linen cloth about his body. And they seized him, but he left the linen cloth and ran away naked.
Mark 14:51–52
All good stuff eh, FLRW?
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@zedvictor4
And try not to cough when the Vicar/Priest/Pastor or whatever is telling you that you have all been naughty boys and girls.
They actually tell you that you were created in God's image. The closest it gets to calling anyone bad is saying that we are imperfect, but only a narcissist would be offended by that
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@Incel-chud
Maybe.
But religious speak always seems to come with a lot of accusations of sin.
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@zedvictor4
That doesn't make sense. We have all sinned and fall short of the glory of God. Jesus saved an adulterer from people who wanted to judge her for her son, he drank wine with tax collector's and whores.
It's just not what the Bible teaches nor is it what your average practicing Christian does
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@Incel-chud
Speak for yourself in religious speak if you wish.
Adultery is a concept relative to a concept relative to a concept relative to recreational sex derived of procreational sex.
And I expect that the average practising Christian is as sinful and prone to adultery as the average atheist is.
Let's be honest.........Your Christian GOD started it all by fucking a married virgin.
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@Incel-chud
he [Jesus] drank wine with tax collector's and whores.
Who were the whores?
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@zedvictor4
Let's be honest.........Your Christian GOD started it all by fucking a married virgin.
Luke 2:1-7 KJV
To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.
Luke 2:1-7 NKJV
to be registered with Mary, his betrothed wife, who was with child.
Luke 2:1-7 The New International Version omits the word wife altogether;
He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child.
Debateable then, Vic lad. Either way, I am sure this young virgin wasn't happy about being plugged by the acting Gabriel. She seems to be against the idea and bewildered by it all. But which-ever way the theist wants to spin it, Jesus was conceived out of wedlock and dozy Joe was left...well.... holding the baby.
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@Stephen
Luke 7 provides the memorable scene of Jesus eating at the table of a Pharisee. While he is at the table “a woman of the city, who was a sinner” — words that almost certainly indicate that she was a known prostitute — came to Jesus, washed his feet with her tears, dried them with her hair, and anointed them with oil. Once again, Jesus is criticized for associating so with a sinner.
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@FLRW
“a woman of the city, who was a sinner”
Yes, I thought someone would mention this. But the accounts as usual vary.
Mark and Matthew both mention an unnamed woman. Luke tells us of an unnamed woman “who was a sinner” and John describes Mary of Bethany, aka Martha’s sister and brother to the rich Lazarus.
Some scholars have it that it was Mary aka Mary Magdalene.
The word prostitute isn't even mentioned. But lets go with that. If we accept that the woman is named Mary and she is a sinner/prostitute then Jesus appears to be living off immoral earnings. Mary is the same woman that turned up with the expensive spikenard that Judas - the thief had complained about it being a waste of money. And whichever Mary it was, Jesus is clearly shown to have been supported financially (of their substance) by these Mary's and other women.
I await a response from Incel-chud
DING DONG . its that time of the week again.
SUNDAY MEETING AT THE CLUBHOUSE.
SOOOOOOOOOOO
Same goes as last week .
Cash.
Bring it on in. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$..
Oh and please DO NOT FORGET... JESUS LOVES YOU.
Have a great day guys.
Now quickly Picture a god thing that created the all wanting us to all meet up in a odd roofed building down the road for him.
Picture it wanting that
Picture it.
Try Harder.
Picture.
...............?...
Ya can't hey?
I nearly busted a blood vessel.
I did try ever so hard to .
I do try ever so hard to.
Picture it with a scripture if it is any easier.
Pic with a scrip.
Try it again go.
5
4
3
2
1.
Nup.
PASS.
God should of known that ALL of us humans wouldn't fit in one building .
Sooooo
Sooooo
Last call.
DING DONG.
Come along
Come along you lot.
Hurry it up.
The GOD thing wants us down the road.
NOWWWWWW.
Like 5 minutes ago.
Imagine if you guys didn't sing songs to the jesus. ?
Jesus wouldn't be at all impressed hey?
Yeah No.
No. ..
Well run along.
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Atheists.
And our time startsßssssss
NOW.
ATHEISTS ASSEMBLE.
BMX Track now. ( insert robot noise )
They've gone hey. ?
Shhhhhhhhhh
Yep They've gone.
Them theistic lot are weird hey?
It is ever so hard not to get a laugh out of em hey?
Talking about ghosts and shlt.
One thinks the time they spend at church , what they should be doing is attempting to .get their stories straight.
Imagine if they come back and two of them like thought the same some how.
Picture it.
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Hey do any of you non believers feel like meeting up somwh3 for a sing song together ??
Its cool if ya don't.
Whatever.
What evs man.
So ummm Yeah ' kicks dirt "
Ok cool.
Typical fuckin atheists.
You guys never want to sing songs together.
Whats the deal with that shlt?
What kind of pack of morans dont want to sing songs together. ?
Oh and pay for it. ?
Fools
Atheistsssx fools.. the lot of ya.
Dont sing songs together
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《》》《》 H O T T I P 《》《》
I've a slight suspicion that.
Upon death.
Then after death .
Like whaen ya dead.b
We
We (Thats everyone.
Will be put to a test
A test of ( group sing ability ) if you will.
Why its obvious.
The days deaths of atheists will face off against the days deaths of religious and battle it out .
Yep .
Like the step up. Thing
In short .
Our Group ( sing ability ) levels has a lot to do with our life after our deaths comfort.
You know what i mean ?
I mean its obvious ya don't go to the heaven if you don't sing songs at the jesus.
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I've gone to far hey.
' SPELL CHECK ' skip.
Good day
Searching for government health nutritional ratings on ( group sjnging.)
How many groups sings a wwek is healthy for you
What do you think is the perfect amount of group singing a week
10 song?
It CAN NOT BE NONE .
NIL. Right.
I lack group singing ummm experience.
Since leaving god that is rge only thing that is diffrent.,
One goes from.
Believing in god with weekly group sings.
Songs.
To no god with a occasional happy birthday. Pol opp.
I was never told that .
If i stop believing in god i will more then likely live out the remainder of my life , 《 songless. )
I mean singless .
But you will be happy to know .
I able to give up group singing relatively easy.,
cold turky.
I haven't sung a single song for over three years now.
Thank you .
Thanks guys....
But Kids need to know
KIDS..
A life withour god . Is a life with very little next to nil group singing .
Other then that. It is exactly the same.
Give em a choice
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@Deb-8-a-bull
Well stated Deb.
I fuckin Loved sunday school hey.
Tis the place where i meet one of my great loves.
Sponge painting. And potatoe painting. Up until then i was under the impression that only paint brushes paint paintings.
I didn't even think you could glue a leaf to a painting. You can.
Good times good times.
I still do wonder why my parents sent me there.
I mean, It must of been hard for them not having me around for few hours every sunday morning.
Oh well . I guess ill never know.
Good day sir.
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@zedvictor4
Nope.
Not a single finger.
I was a lucky one.
I was able to get out of sunday school just before it turned into full blown church.
God was pretty cool I'll give them that however i got a bmx bike.
Sòoooooooo
Sunday morn with god or sunday morning jumping jumps.
I think i made the right choice.
Santa got me that bike.
Out come the scales again. Whos the greatest.
Santa .
God.
God.
Santa.
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@Deb-8-a-bull
I still do wonder why my parents sent me there.
It probably saved them having to give you breakfast, Deb.