Biblical contradiction

Loads of replies, but the atheists can't post one reasonable contradiction. Instead, they prattle about stupidity like ELOs, slapping people, and being fake.

They will not, or cannot, stay on topic, but will later shout "runaway!" Over and over like a childish skipping record.

The only reason they are allowed to continuously ruin the religion board is because the head mod wants the board to fail. 

Yeah, I said it. It's true.

I am just hoping for an intelligent conversation. 

There are a couple of interesting discussions on the philosophy board. 

949havoc, wrote: I'm just trying keep hair-brained ideas out of the context of true religion.

What is true religion?

949havoc, wrote: It means what it says. really?

  I asked you what is a "true religion", but you cannot offer a single word to its definition. So you are simply talking claptrap for the sake of it.

949havoc, wrote: There is true religion.

You obviously have time for nonsense. 

Knock yourself out, you may be a blazing liberal

but you will learn that I don't have to do what you want and I don't care how you feel about it.

 ...it would appear that you have some time to juggle.

Wouldn't say I'm a liberal.

I mean sure, I agree you can do what you want.

I just find it funny how you pull up strong calling me a cripple,...

...and when asked to debate you run and hide.

Sure, run away, I don't really care,...

...it's not my public image that's being dragged through mud.

But as I'm such a degenerate cripple, debating me could give your not-so-healthy W/L ratio a little CPR. 

Brother, Stephen and Dim tim, the unholy trinity of fake frauds.  

Nothing fraudulent about me Reverend "Tradey". I haven't change my stance on where I stand on these unreliable ambiguous and anomalous half stories that make up the scriptures.

Everything about you is fraudulent.  Your stance changes all of the time.

 I am just hoping for an intelligent conversation. 

Are you an atheist or a theist? 

Wouldn't say I'm a liberal.

You wouldn't say your examples are infantile either.

I just find it funny how you pull up strong calling me a cripple,...

Do dumb examples make you a cripple?

..and when asked to debate you run and hide.

And yet you always know where to find me.

Sure, run away, I don't really care,...

Your multiple posts begging me to notice you prove that.

But as I'm such a degenerate cripple, debating me could give your not-so-healthy W/L ratio a little CPR. 

One wonders how bloated your ego would be if you'd won more than 6 debates against non-noobs.

You think Jesus told followers to mutilate themselves, and you wonder why I find you intellectually unworthy to debate, or why I would not want to debate such silliness

I'm not the one ducking and dodging. 

No, I don't think so.

I mean, you hide but you're very good at like, among other things.

I just like smashing noobs and it would be a pity not to deliver on you. 

I mean you've lost via full forfeiture...

...to a rapper who doesn't care about debating.

...Statistically, I am infinitely better than you at debating.

Also, tell me when I mentioned my 6 win streak?

Silly me I've got my facts wrong! This makes your job of proving me wrong to be even easier!

Also, I'm open to yet another debate topic if you want. 

You down? Down on your feet running for a hideout likely.

I'm not the one ducking and dodging. 

You're the one begging and claiming not to care.

No, I don't think so.

Then why do you keep lying that I called you a cripple?

..and when asked to debate you run and hide.

And yet you always know where to find me.

I mean you've lost via full forfeiture...

So your win ratio is now 7? Lol.

...to a rapper who doesn't care about debating.

You've been chasing and begging me to debate you on multiple posts. But you don't care? Dart wouldn't be big enough to contain your spam if you did care.

...Statistically, I am infinitely better than you at debating.

And yet it's you begging me.

Silly me I've got my facts wrong! This makes your job of proving me wrong to be even easier!

So easy it would be akin to wrestling a cripple. I prefer challenges.

Also, I'm open to yet another debate topic if you want. 

Of course you are.

Begging" is a bit strong. 

Besting a cripple" - Ethang5 when referring to Bones. Is this a sign of Alzheimer's?

Like I said, your hiding skills are as bad as you're debating skills

Your maths is as bad as your debating which is as bad as your hiding. 

I just love debating cocky noobs. Love it.

I had your mum begging.

I know it's easy to wrestle a cripple, but I still want to debate you, regardless of whether it's a challenge.

I know you're scared, it's okay. In fact, the first time you debated, you got so scared you full forfeited!

The challenge is right in front of you buddy. 

Begging" is a bit strong. 

Multiple posts after I've told you your examples are asinine? Begging is understatement.

• to ask or request someone to go to an event:
  

Besting a cripple" - Ethang5 when referring to Bones. Is this a sign of Alzheimer's?

Analogy. Look it up. "The plane flew like a bird" does not mean the plane is being called a bird.

Like I said, your hiding skills are as bad as you're debating skills

Seeing as I have not debated, you're right. Though how you know is a mystery.

I mean you've lost via full forfeiture...

So your win ratio is now 7? Lol.

I just love debating cocky noobs. Love it.

You seem obsessed. No matter, it will eventually sink into your ample cranium that your goading is useless.

I had your mum begging.

My mum is dead. But say hello for me if you speak to her again.

The challenge is right in front of you buddy. 

Wrestling a mental cripple would not be a challenge for me Shemp.

Which one do you think I am doing?

If you really think this is begging, your range of vocabulary is shocking. 

Bones: Debate me

Ethang: No

Bones: Why

Ethang: Besting a cripple is not [snip] worthwhile.

Besting a cripple?

Who's the cripple?

Obviously, as you provided this as a reason for why you do not want to debate me, then the cripple is me!

No you have debated, it's just you took an L.

When have I said my win ratio is 7?

...the membership can observe your cowardly behaviour.

I just want to debate you because you're a loud, cocky and misinformed theist who thinks they are correct, and I would love to give you a reality check. 

Dead people lie in soil. 

Wow my feelings are hurt why would you say this to me.

At least I have a mum's shoulder to cry on.

Beg 

You: Debate me.

Me: No.

You: Debate me.

Me: No.

You: Debate me.

Invite 

You: Debate me.

Me: No.

You: Ok.

Which one do you think I am doing?

What I think you're doing is irrelevant. You are begging. The answer is still no.

Obviously, as you provided this as a reason for why you do not want to debate me, then the cripple is me!

Or that besting you would be LIKE besting a cripple.

But as liberals love being victims, knock yourself out.

...the membership can observe your cowardly behaviour.

Liberals always think what's important to them is similarly important to others.

People like you are powerless against me precisely because I couldn't care less about status or what strangers think about me.

Dead people lie in soil. 

Some people lie in their posts.

Wow my feelings are hurt why would you say this to me.

I never lie to save the feelings of snowflakes. If you're gonna be on a public board, grow a thicker skin.

At least I have a mum's shoulder to cry on.

Now, go cry on her shoulder, mine are soggy from your begging tears.

Ok, so then I am like a cripple then, if besting me is like besting a cripple.

Not a liberal. 

Why do you think I'm a liberal? I'm a keen watcher of Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder.

My "powerlessness" against you is akin to a man's "powerlessness" towards a buried corpse

You "died" after you got banned for months and vowed to never come back. Guess who's back with their tail between their legs? Couldn't stay away could you? 

You're a living specimen

...the only life you have is delivering poor insults in religious forums...

Ok, so then I am like a cripple then, if besting me is like besting a cripple.

Does making yourself a victim cause emotional satisfaction?

Why do you think I'm a liberal? I'm a keen watcher of Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder.

You think that makes you not a liberal?

My "powerlessness" against you is akin to a man's "powerlessness" towards a buried corpse

How many times did you dig up your corpse?

You "died" after you got banned for months and vowed to never come back. Guess who's back with their tail between their legs? Couldn't stay away could you? 

I never vowed to "never come back". You're just so desperate and dishonest you think lying will score you status points. Of course you're one of those needy people who think membership on a backwater site is sooo desirable. You assume it is to me also.

You're a living specimen

Lol. You're still begging me to debate you.

If it takes a 100 years to sink through your thick skull, you will get it eventually. And I'll be here for you all the way.

...the only life you have is delivering poor insults in religious forums...

Then thank you for affording me a life by coming back time and time again to be "insulted". I specialize in trolls and bullies. I will be here for you.

No I'm just clarifying your words. 

I mean word on the street is that you said you wouldn't come back. I wish that were the case. 

It's kinda sad that you think this is getting. Obviously you haven't seen the real world. Being stuck behind the computer tends to do that to you. 

Not my fault your a pussy.

Is that your specialty now is it?

Well from your track record, you're poor at debating, you're poor at insulting, you're poor at hiding. What reason do I have to believe that you are a specialty at anything?

Right. Your mother will never die. 

Now, go cry on her shoulder, mine are soggy from your begging tears.

Ok, so then I am like a cripple then, if besting me is like besting a cripple.

Does making yourself a victim cause emotional satisfaction?

No I'm just clarifying your words. First you called me a cripple, then you said you didn't. Which is it? 

Is it a paid position?

First your poor reading comprehension made you think I called you a cripple, then when I said I didn't, you pretended to be obtuse. 

Corrected for ya!

I mean word on the street is that you said you wouldn't come back. I wish that were the case. 

What you mean is to lie. It's ok Bones. Liars are a dime a dozen on the net.

It's kinda sad that you think this is begging. Obviously you haven't seen the real world. Being stuck behind the computer tends to do that to you. 

Your omniscience is more impressive than your typing.

Not my fault your a pussy.

Your sexual proclivities are of no interest to me.

Is that your specialty now is it?

Always has been. I've got a long line of "bones" in the gutters behind me.

Well from your track record, you're poor at debating, you're poor at insulting, you're poor at hiding. What reason do I have to believe that you are a specialty at anything?

That hook in your nose forcing you to follow me around begging me to grant you attention.

Been on the net since '93.

Your job is to prove me wrong

Your job is to prove me wrong

No it's not. 

Everything you say is your belief and opinion.  

no one cares about your belief or opinion.  I certainly don't. 

You make so much stuff - and then pretend to pass it off as intelligent.  That is the funny part. 

It makes me smile. 😊

You concede you speak opinions.

NOPE!  I admitted they are ONLY my thoughts, ideas  and theories concerning these unreliable scriptures. And have also admitted  that I have no supporting evidence for my own thoughts ideas and theories. 

 But I  do find a lot of evidence from the bible itself that puts anything that you, a bible dunce in your own right, to shame often. 

...you don't have many fans around here. 

I'm surprised you know how to spell omniscience.

I know your a horney mf and you don't get pussy, but not everything is about sex.

I mean, why do you keep replying then?

Your a senior citizen arguing with some dude. Come on now, don't you have papers to read? 

...you don't have many fans around here. 

Lol. Yeah. That's why I'm here. For fans. You have a self-esteem problem Homer.

I'm surprised you know how to spell omniscience.

Huh. Maybe your omniscience is as bad as your typing.

I know your a horney mf and you don't get pussy, but not everything is about sex.

And yet you're the one talking about horny, pussy, and sex.

I mean, why do you keep replying then?

Besides the fact that I like idiots and trolls? It's my job to deal with doofuses like you. No one else wants to.

Your a senior citizen arguing with some dude. Come on now, don't you have papers to read? 

Would you like me to stop?