Visiting graves of passed loved ones. "Atheist style"

Ok i am just going to come right out with it. 

☆▪○⊙•°°°°    I TALK TO GRAVES    °°°°•⊙○▪☆

WTF?

No I do.

For easy over a decade now I've ummmm,  "religiously"  been chatting with.

I mean chatting at. 

Two metal plaques on a brickwall andddddddd

Two grave head stones.  

Twice per annum.  Oh and right now ,  i am in eyesight of two urns with a dog in each .

" get the ball boy " 

Who's a good boy ? 

Oh Yes you are. 

I keep them up to date with the happings of the peoples they know. 

knew. 

You know what i mean. 

You talk to graves also. 

You do so. 

Being a lover of Experiments.

I ve attempted to ' NOT TALK AT THE PLATES ON THE WALL AND THE STONE.

FAILED. 

Atleast a half a dozen times. 

It feels like um,  can i say silly?

It doesn't sit right NOT TALKING to graves.

And being ever so atheistic.

Is that a word?

But yeah , Being a firm non believer, i feel it may be the , again,  silliest thing i do. 

This becomes highly apparent approximately  five minutes after leaving the cemetery. 

I laugh at myself. 

Although me talking to graves is not so much a religious topic yet.  

I feeeeeeellllllll like .

Well I feel like.  

YOU FUCKIN CHRISTIANS HAVE DONE THIS TO ME HAVEN'T YOU ? 

I said ' HAVEN'T YOU ' ?

You Christians with ya danm pagan upbringings and whatever it is you do. 

You pagan jews

Jewagans.  Pews.  

There.

I feel much better now. 

with this, I am awarding  ( ONE GOLD STAR )   to you guys.

( The Christians ) 

( ONE GOLD STAR ) because  I don't mind " A Christian funeral "  you get use to it.   

If it had overtime  curved The way of the Atheist, every funeral would be a.     

Just burn me into a big pile of ash and shove me in a Coffee tin funeral. 

So Very well played. 

Good game. 

Good game.  

Do you talk at the places where peoples you know body's are after they are dead ? .  

I think you'll find that most people do especially the most recent bereaved.. If they believe they get a reply or revelation is another matter altogether.

That is the entire point of graves but in reality you can always talk to the dead, their souls aren't located at the grave.

what you saying

Thanks for an insight into your life.  We are all human after all. And there are things which for better or worse are part of our common path.  

@ RationalMadman,

But it is referred to as the "last resting place", by many. And don't the so called religious believe that the dead remain in the grave until ` called`?

 I admit to having a mumble at my parents and sisters graves many years ago. They all died before the age of 50, not a patch  on old Methuselah, eh. But this was simply a  thinking out loud-mumble.

I don't talk to graves I talk to spirits.