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I'm a male, or am I?

(It's Tim Curry from Rocky horror.)
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(Well, you type your actions in the first person, so I don't know! lol)
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It's Tim Curry from Rocky horror.

(It's princess Fionna from shrek.)
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(Lol this is so accurate 😂😂)
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(It's princess Fionna from shrek.)

(So ur saying ur an onion then? 😋)
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It's princess Fionna from shrek

(Yeah and she's headed for church with bearded Macaulay Culkin.)
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Yeah and she's headed for church with bearded Macaulay Culkin.)

(Gnome Alone 1 & 2 😂😂😂)
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The Church Party

The doors open to reveal a ten-foot-wide, twenty-foot longhall leading to a brightly lit chapel. The hall itself is unlitand reeks of mildew. Four doors, two on each side of thehall, lead to adjacent chambers.You can see that the chapel is strewn with debris, andyou hear a soft voice from within reciting a prayer. Suddenly,the prayer is blotted out by an inhuman screamthat rises up from beneath the wooden floor.


The Tavern Crew

The barkeep gives Grahf the same treatment as Luraxt, who both then take seats across from the man. He smiles warmly as they sit down.

Greetings, travelers. My name is Ismark, allow me to take care of those. He nods to your drinks and tosses a copper each  of your ways in compensation.


Player Summaries:
Eikka -  24/24HP - 16 AC - Channel Divinity: ⬤ | Relentless Endurance: ⭘ | Spell Slots: 1|2
✶Grahf - 20/28 HP - 16 AC - Breath Weapon: ⬤ | Divine Sense: 3  | Channel Divinity: ⬤ | Lay on Hands: 5 | Spell Slots: 1
Luraxt - 13/17 HP - 13 AC - Arcane Recovery ⬤ | Spell Secrets ⬤ | Spell Slots: 4|2
Roberts -  28/28 HP - 19 AC - Action Surge: ⬤  | Second Wind ⬤ | Spell Slots: 2
✶Snerp - 18/18 HP - 13 AC - Bardic Inspiration: ⬤⭘ | Spell Slots: 1|2

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So uhhhh, are we gonna come back at a better time or investigate? (@secular- Cause i know it's gonna happen 😂😂) 

As it finish, I look over at Eikka to see she isn't there anymore and has pressed into the church and rush to catch up with her. 

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Eikka does indeed stride into the church towards the sound of prayer.

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@secularmerlin
Eikka does indeed stride into the church towards the sound of prayer

(I would think it'd be the screaming. But suppose we should talk to whoever is praying first lol )


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(I assume the only usable spell slots i have are the level 2 ones? The level 1 ones are still exhausted till long rest?)
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(effect "Typically, if a creature is resistant to a weapon damage type unless it is silvered or adamantine, they are also not resistant to the normal damage from magic weapons.""Silvered and magically-enchanted are not damage types of their own, but are also important for overcoming resistances.")
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The barkeep gives Grahf the same treatment as Luraxt, who both then take seats across from the man. He smiles warmly as they sit down.

(Good thing ur there given that you have a high charisma and insight 👍👍)
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Silvered and magically-enchanted are not damage types of their own, but are also important for overcoming resistances.")
(Ah, hold onto it then. I'll make do with two daggers. Though being honest shouldn't be up in peoples faces as squishy as i am anyways 😂😂)
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@drafterman
Smiles disarmingly
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@drafterman
(I give a long stare in the direction of the three Vistani, they join the rest who are in the tavern)(do the three Vistani look well dressed, clean, do they fit in the general scheme of what we should expect given the locals we have encountered etc)
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(You gained a 1st level slot from the level up. So you have 1 and 2)
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(be careful about people finding out ur a Drow. They are generally disliked and could potentially result in us getting run out of a place as those not from the underdark and even many races who are, harbor extreme distrust of drow.)
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(hopefully with my spells my defensive abilities will be a bet better, that's my goal anyway, and saving up for silvering more weapons)
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(Wait, I can silver my swords?)
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(if you have the coin.....)
(anyway I was going to suggest we ask the merchant if he needed anyone to make deliveries or 'collections')
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(this is why for example in the R.A. Salvatore novels, the group had to generally keep that he was a drow under wraps unless among close friends and allies. 

If I recall, that he was got them run out of places on more than one occasion 😂.)

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(you could prolly blade my bow so i can use it both at range and as a melee weapon, you artisan you.👍👍)
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(if you have the coin.....)

(Khajit has the wares if you have the coin 😏 😂)
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(this is a long term goal, stop reading my mind you'll ruin the surprise lol)
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(I can see it now, "Roberts Artisan and Smithy Emporium!" Prime location, center market, in the major city of Baldur's Gate on the scenic Sword Coast!

With special weekly performances by Snerp and the Snerpettes to draw in casual customers 💯💯)

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I silver a long sword. I should have enough.
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(gonna need a smithy to do that and there is no smithy and thus no way to... well... smith things in town. Also, what silver you gonna use?

Unless Roberts has some sort of kit that allows for that? )

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(I thought I could silver things? People were implying there was a smithy in town. )