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(at this point we could def use the extra set of hands ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)
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(or Miracle Maxย ย https://goo.gl/images/rvf2zm)
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I calmly walk out of the prison cells , of which I had been watching the battle, and I cast fire bolt at it, aiming carefully, as not to hit anyone else

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(just make sure to tell Snerp to duck, always tell him to duck)
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Dual wield a Club and sword and attack and run away. Use inspiration
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(Greatclub is two-handed. So you have to choose between one or the other)
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(maybe not fire? Pretty sure this thing has a resistance to that type of damage ๐Ÿ˜‚)
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Fine. Throw the sword. Don't use inspiration.
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(can you give him the dice for each please)
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Grahf throws his remaining sword at the mount, it lodges painfully in some unidentifiable part of its anatomy. Grahf then retreats through the portcullis opening.

[Ranged Weapon Attack (with advantage): d20 (3,ย 18) + 1 = 19, Hit!]
[Improvised Weapon Damage: d8 (6) + 1 = 7 piercing damage]

Snerp fires an arrow, but it goes high and clanks off of the ceiling, then also heads towards the opening.

[Ranged Weapon Attack: d20 (7) + 4 = 11, Miss!]

Lumbering over Robert's body, the mound slowly ekes its way towards Eikka.

Roberts lays on the ground.

[Death Save: d20 (12) = 12, Success!]

From out of nowhere, a dark elf (drow) emerges from the northern most tunnel and hops into the small tunnel to lob a firebolt at the mound.

[Ranged Spell Attack: d20 (12) + 4 = 16, Hit!]
[Firebolt Damage: d10 (10) = 10/5 = 5 fire damage]

The mound gives a shudder as the collective amount of wounds finally takes its toll and it collapses into a lifeless pile of refuse.

COMBAT OVER!

The chanting stops. Above them, dust falls from the ceiling as a deep rumble can be heard from the upper floors, then passes into silence.

Player Summaries:
Eikka -ย  7/17 HP - 16 AC - Channel Divinity:ย โญ˜ | Relentless Endurance:ย โญ˜ | Spell Slots: 1โญ˜โญ˜โญ˜
โœถGrahf - 8/20 HP - 16 AC - Breath Weapon: โญ˜ | Divine Sense:ย โฌคโฌคโฌคย  | Lay on Hands: 0 |ย Spell Slots: 1โญ˜โญ˜
Luraxt - 12/12 HP - 13 AC - Arcane Recoveryย โฌค | Spell Secretsย โฌค | Spell Slots: 1โฌคโฌคโฌค
Roberts -ย  0/20 HP - 17 AC - Action Surge: โญ˜ย  | Second Windย โฌค [Stable; Unconscious; Prone]
โœถSnerp - 13/13 HP - 13 AC - Bardic Inspiration: โญ˜โฌคย | Spell Slots: 1โฌคโญ˜โญ˜
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I walk over to Roberts and cast cure wounds..

You can rest in a moment, we have company

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@kindertina @Draftermanย 

I spin around and cover the newcomer with my crossbow.

Who are you? Where did you come from? Are you alive?
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(close call but we're still all alive. I think we should, at the least, short rest ๐Ÿ˜‚)
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(thank Snerp heartily)
(collect my spear I threw at some point)
(equip both long swords)
(aid in searching, looting etc)
(contact the E.P.A., blame climate change)

If we are going to rest here do we want the portcullis back down? While it might keep something out, it will also keep us in should we need to make a hastey escape.

(does the wheel actually work the portcullis or does it have something to do with the water level?)
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(In underdark, and looking confused) I ask "who are you, and why threaten Me?ย 
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I switch to orcish are you friend or foe?
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(the next step after a potential rest fmpov would be to continue down the pathway this room diverges from ๐Ÿ‘)
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(In eleven)I ask again, "why are you threatening me?"
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Thank you for your assistance.ย  Once we collect ourselves we can discuss who we are, why we are here and once we know ourselves, where we are going.
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Is that elvish? Can you understand? I've never seen an elf with black skin, is it undead do you think?
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You speak eleven, good, tell this orc to put his weapon down! I just saved his smelly butt
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(bold in game character speech, italicize thought, put in parentheses non character non action related stuff.)

Why in the gods names are you two blithering at each other in your native tongues and not in common tongue? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

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I tried common first.
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Collect my swords and check if the spot where the Mound was has anything interesting.


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(Seriously though don't you speak elvish?)
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This Drow just helped us defeat the menace that almost just killed us, it's doubtful they intend us harm, else they jaut as easily would have let us die.

I suppose he'll be joining us ๐Ÿ‘.
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(no, gnomish and common)

If the Drow doesn't want to speak in common tongue, then so be it I suppose ๐Ÿ˜‚.ย 

With a laugh I'm off into the shadows, scouting ahead down the path, checking for traps as I go so the group has a safe path forward.ย 

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(this intense set of fights and still only level 2 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)