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@drafterman
Quasi Dungeons and Dragons
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@Buddamoose
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@drafterman
(willing to buy level 3, 10g 👏💯)
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@drafterman
(Lost it when I saw the bow "flying out of" the image 😂)
Launch a fire chill hand
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@drafterman
(It definitely won't be Eikka's habbit to do so, in fact I've been thinking about an in game reason for her to agree to stop this time.
Hopefully I'll think of something or my team will.)
Snerp follows up his vicious mockery with an arrow, but it goes wide and sinks itself into the non-living wood surrounding the mimic.
[Ranged Weapon Attack: d20 (7) + 4 = 11, Miss!]
The mimic reaches out with a pseudopod and attempts to latch onto Roberts, but it is too demoralized to make contact.
Grahf switches it up, conjuring up a flaming hand, but something goes wrong with the casting and it explodes in his face, singing his eyebrows. This however distracts the mimic enough that Roberts is able to land another solid hit with his longsword.
[Ranged Spell Attack: d20 (1) + 5 = 6, Critical Miss!]
[Melee Weapon Attack: d20 (7) + 5 = 12, Hit!]
[Longsword Damage: d8 (5) + 3 = 8 slashing damage]
Eikka points and aims her crossbow, but with a *twang* she realizes she forgot to load it this round. (Just a note, you don't have to tell me you're loading it, I just put this in as fluff for your critical miss)
[Ranged Weapon Attack: d20 (1) + 2 = 3, Critical Miss!]
(Next Round!)
Combat Summary:
[22] Snerp - 5/13 HP - 13 AC - Bardic Inspiration: ⭘⭘ | Spell Slots: 1⬤⭘⭘
[16] Mimic - Bloodied
[11] Grahf - 14/14 HP - 10 AC - Spell Secrets: ⬤ | Spell Slots: 1⭘⭘⭘
[9] Roberts - 16/20 HP - 19 AC - Action Surge: ⭘ | Second Wind ⭘
[1] Eikka - 1/17 HP - 16 AC - Channel Divinity: ⭘ | Relentless Endurance: ⬤ | Spell Slots: 1⬤⭘⭘
(Based rolls. Roberts, carry us pl0x 😂😂)
I curse at myself for missing such an easy shot, and loose another arrow.(fire arrow at mimic)
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@Buddamoose
Cock. Throw a posion chill hand
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@drafterman
Eikka sighs, rolls her red and yellow eyes and loads her crossbow. She lines up blows a stray hair off her face and fires.
(I'm assuming Roberts is MIA according to his post. Roberts, if you're here, just let me know and I'll turn the reins back over to you)
Snerp looses another arrow, but the mimic opens its mouth at just the right time and swallows the arrow whole, spitting out sawdust.
[Ranged Weapon Attack: d20 (5) + 4 = 9, Miss!]
The mimic swing its make-shift appendage at Roberts, but it glances off of his armor.
The dynamic duo of Grahf and Roberts continue assaulting the mimic from either side, both landing solid hits.
[Ranged Spell Attack: d20 (17) + 5 = 2, Hit!]
[Chill Touch Damage: d8 (4) = 4 poison damage]
[Melee Weapon Attack: d20 (12) + 5 = 17, Hit!]
[Longsword Damage: d8 (7) + 3 = 10slashing damage]
Eikka curses and steels herself, but still cannot seem to hit... the door.
[Ranged Weapon Attack: d20 (8) + 2 = 10, Miss!]
(Next Round!)
Combat Summary:
[22] Snerp - 5/13 HP - 13 AC - Bardic Inspiration: ⭘⭘ | Spell Slots: 1⬤⭘⭘
[16] Mimic - Nearly Dead
[11] Grahf - 14/14 HP - 10 AC - Spell Secrets: ⬤ | Spell Slots: 1⭘⭘⭘
[9] Roberts - 16/20 HP - 19 AC - Action Surge: ⭘ | Second Wind ⭘
[1] Eikka - 1/17 HP - 16 AC - Channel Divinity: ⭘ | Relentless Endurance: ⬤ | Spell Slots: 1⬤⭘⭘
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@drafterman
eh, just didn't want to keep typing "I attack" so mundane, such is the life of a fighter.
(honestly I think we can get away with short resting to heal to full then long resting on the next level-up 👏👏.)
Fuck this door. Cast a fire chill hand
Can Zud make holy water? Might be useful against undead. Perhaps we can put it on our weapons, armor and clothes.
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@drafterman
Screeching her frustration Eikka fires yet another bolt at the mimic
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@TheDredPriateRoberts
(I have the bless spell.)
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@TheDredPriateRoberts
(I mean I don't have it prepared but it is a spell I have access to.
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@TheDredPriateRoberts
Actually I just looked it up and bless does not make water holy in 5e
I'll just leave this fight out of the song I'll be making in honor of our heroic feats. 😂
I move closer(unless I'm as close as I can get without being in attack range) and fire another arrow.
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@TheDredPriateRoberts
In for one am glad to have your sword on my side.eh, just didn't want to keep typing "I attack" so mundane, such is the life of a fighter.
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@secularmerlin
I'll will try to put a new peep hole right between it's eyes! Becoming unhinged I shall launch a vicious attack again!
(door puns are very difficult)
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@TheDredPriateRoberts
So worth it though.
(tbh idk if undead are even necessarily weak to radiant damage. We're gonna have to start identifying things. I could try examining the corpses to figure out what they were and any weaknesses post fight I suppose)
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@Buddamoose
(Sweet, let me know if you want a medicine roll like sort of post mortem.
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@Buddamoose
(Does Identify work on monsters🤔)
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@Earth
(Identify seems to be for figuring out magical properties, not determining type of creature.)
You choose one object that you must touch throughout the casting of the spell. If it is a magic item or some other magic-imbued object, you learn its properties and how to use them
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@Buddamoose
(Urgh. Fug.)
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@drafterman
Assuming the mimic is killed this round, Grahf searches for shortcuts or otherwise the fastest way out of the dungeon and memorizes it.
Snerp fires another arrow, but the mimic sways it away with a pseudopod.
[Ranged Weapon Attack: d20 (6) + 4 = 10, Miss!]
The mimic once again fails to land a hit on Roberts, but in doing so it leaves itself vulnerable to Grahf's hand, and explodes in a shower of flaming gore.
[Ranged Spell Attack: d20 (18) + 5 = 23, Hit!]
[Chill Hand Damage: d8 (7) = 7 fire damage]
Combat Over!
Combat Summary:
Eikka - 1/17 HP - 16 AC - Channel Divinity: ⭘ | Relentless Endurance: ⬤ | Spell Slots: 1⬤⭘⭘
Grahf - 14/14 HP - 10 AC - Spell Secrets: ⬤ | Spell Slots: 1⭘⭘⭘
Roberts - 16/20 HP - 19 AC - Action Surge: ⭘ | Second Wind ⭘
Snerp - 5/13 HP - 13 AC - Bardic Inspiration: ⭘⭘ | Spell Slots: 1⬤⭘⭘