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(I'm back, couldn't post for awhile. How about) dispel magic on Grahf, (we could use the help)

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(if you could kill the one, then next turn free him that might make it easier for the rest of us to keep the other 2 under control, my concern is she will heal or get away, other than the sleep and paralyzing spells we aren't all that hurt yet,  just a thought)(he might free himself with a successful saving throw anyway)
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(Okay, then I will try)Luraxt will cast Ray of frost at Ophallia
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(I think we got this. Like Roberts said, we're doing quite well given how difficult of a fight this is supposed to be)
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Luraxt pokes his head around the corner again and blasts Offallia with a ray of frost.

[Ranged Spell Attack: d20 (17) + 4 = 21, Hit!]
[Ray of Frost Damage: d8 (6) = 6/3 = 3 cold damage]

Snerp heals Eikka.

[Cure Wounds, level 2: 2d8 (1,7) + 4 = 12 HP healed]

Grahf remains paralyzed.

[Grahf Wisdom Save: d20 (11) + 2 = 13, Failed!]

Eikka attacks with both the spiritual weapon and the eldritch blast, but misses both.

[Ranged Spell Attack: d20 (2) + 4 = 6, Miss!]
[Melee Spell Attack: d20 (6) + 4 = 10, Miss!]

Ismark fires a crossbow bolt at Offalia, but the shot goes wide.

Morgantha downs Eikka again with a barrage of magic missiles.

[Eikka takes 15 force damage]

Bella turns her evil eyes on Snerp: GO AWAY!

[Snerp Wisdom Save: d20 (614) + 1 = 15, Saved!]

Offallia utters an infernal incantation at Roberts, but nothing happens.

[Roberts Wisdom Save: d20 (15) + 2 = 17, Saved!]

In return Roberts hacks and slashes at Offallia.

[Melee Weapon Attack (longsword): d20 (2) + 5 = 7, Miss!]
[Melee Weapon Attack (shortsword): d20 (17) + 5 = 22, Hit!]
[Shortsword Damage: 1d6 (3) = 3 piercing damage]

Player Summaries:
[21] Grahf - 24/28 HP - 16 AC - Breath Weapon: ⬤ | Divine Sense: 3  | Channel Divinity: ⭘ | Lay on Hands: 20 | Spell Slots: 2 [Max HP reduced (-8), Paralyzed]
[20] ✶Eikka -  0/31 HP - 16 AC - Channel Divinity: ⭘ | Relentless Endurance: ⭘ | Spell Slots: 2|3 [Spiritual Weapon (8 rounds), Dying]
[20] Ireena - Uninjured
[15] Ismark - Uninjured
[15] Morgantha - Uninjured
[15] Bella - Uninjured
[15] Offallia - Bloodied
[15] Roberts -  36/36 HP - 18 AC - Action Surge: ⭘  | Second Wind ⬤ | Spell Slots: 0
→[12] Luraxt - 22/22 HP - 13 AC - Arcane Recovery ⬤ | Spell Secrets ⬤ | Spell Slots: 2|1
[5] ✶Snerp - 23/23 HP - 13 AC - Bardic Inspiration: ⬤⭘ | Feather Fall ⬤ | Spell Slots: 2|0

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Wow. Ouch.
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Morgantha downs Eikka again with a barrage of magic missiles.

[Eikka takes 15 force damage)

(What were the rolls on these? cause I'm gonna use cutting words on this, idk if I wanna do the hit roll or the damage roll.)

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(I got you hoss 👌)

(I can't keep healing though, you gotta take up the mantle on that. Got no more inspirations and 2 level 1 slots. I'm gonna use Bane next cause so hopefully one or more have 1d4 subtracted from hit rolls and saving throws. They have advantage on rolls for spells though so might not work on any of em 😐.)
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Magic missile doesn't require an attack roll and dms are under no obligation to "show their work". He doesn't necessarily want us to die. I would say from my experience as a dm that if he is fudging the numbers a little then it is likely in our favor. I shrugged off several of their spells and was wailing on them with magic. It makes sense that they targeted me first. Just like we are concentrating dps on just one of our opponents. 
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I'm the only one seriously injured and I'm unconcious.
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Magic missile doesn't require an attack roll and dms are under no obligation to "show their work"

(Ur getting worked up over nothing my dude. My cutting words ability let's me use an inspiration to subtract a d6 from a roll. That's why I'm asking xD. Hence why i said i got you, cause I'm using cutting words on either the hit roll or damage roll to try and keep you up lol.)

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I'm the only one seriously injured and I'm unconcious.

(I'm fully aware of this 😂.)
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Oh. I am unfamiliar with that rule but I'll take what I can get.
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(shit actually they're immune to being charmed 😐, can't use it. But it's a skill i got as choosing the College of Lore 😂. I'm trying to do what I can 😂.)

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(ignore the previous questions.)

Snerp casts cure wounds on Eikka and gives her a Bardic inspiration die as a bonus action.

(@secular- you'll be able to use the inspiration die(d6) on an attack roll, ability check, or saving throw of ur choice.)

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(As secular said, magic missile doesn't have a to hit roll, so if you wanted to use cutting words, it'd have to be on the damage roll)
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My first action is to take cover. My next action is to cast cure wounds on myself. During both actions my bonus action is to direct the spirit weapon on Offillia.
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If I am ever unparalyzed, Lay on Hands Eikka for the full amount assuming I'm busy at work. Otherwise, just attack Offallia.
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[Cure Wounds, level 2: 2d8 (1,7) + 4 = 12 HP healed]

(Can I use my inspiration to get advantage on the heal roll and try to squeeze out more healing to keep Eikka up?

Sry, not trying to be annoying, just trying to find a way to keep Merlin up 😂.)
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(I can Jesus her if I can get up.)
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(yeah but if I can squeeze extra healing out of the spell Merlins submitted actions for that round will be able to be done cause she won't go down 👏. Squeeze some more damage out 😂.)
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Headed for work. My next two rounds worth of actions are posted. After that spirit weapon and eldritch blast (from cover if possible) with the option for Buddamoose to take over in an emergency.
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Dispell magic on grahf.
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I'm home from work. I see we didn't use up those two rounds of actions.
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Luraxt sticks his head out again and magics away Grahf's paralysis.

Snerp attempts to cure Eikka's wounds but the hag's magic interferes with his own.

Grahf tries to reach Eikka to heal her, but sees no way to get within reach. So he decides to instead attack Offalia, imbuing his sword with holy energy.

[Melee Weapon Attack: d20 (19) + 6 = 25, Hit!]
[Longsword Damage: d10 (2) + 4 = 6/3 = 3 slashing damage + 3d8 (3, 7, 4) = 14 radiant damage]

Eikka groans and coughs up some blood.

[Death Save: d20 (6) = 6, Failed!]

Ismark kneels down next to Eikka and attempts to stabilize her, but does know enough about half-orc anatomy to stop the bleeding.

Morgantha and Bella both turn toward Snerp and grin with rotting teeth. Each of them launches a barrage of magical missiles that overwhelm the gnome and cause him to collapse to the ground, unconscious.

[Snerp takes 27 force damage]

Offallia clutches her horrid wounds and growls out an equally horrid incantation.

[Grahf Wisdom Save: d20 (15) + 2 = 17, Saved!]
[Roberts Wisdom Save: d20 (18) + 2 = 20, Saved!]

Ismark freezes in place.

(Back to Luraxt)

Player Summaries:
[21] Grahf - 24/28 HP - 16 AC - Breath Weapon: ⬤ | Divine Sense: 3  | Channel Divinity: ⭘ | Lay on Hands: 20 | Spell Slots: 1 [Max HP reduced (-8)]
[20] ✶Eikka -  0/31 HP - 16 AC - Channel Divinity: ⭘ | Relentless Endurance: ⭘ | Spell Slots: 2|3 [Spiritual Weapon (7 rounds), Dying (1 fail); Bardic Inspiration]
[20] Ireena - Uninjured
[15] Ismark - Uninjured [Paralyzed]
[15] Morgantha - Uninjured
[15] Bella - Uninjured
[15] Offallia - Bloodied
[15] Roberts -  36/36 HP - 18 AC - Action Surge: ⭘  | Second Wind ⬤ | Spell Slots: 0
→[12] Luraxt - 22/22 HP - 13 AC - Arcane Recovery ⬤ | Spell Secrets ⬤ | Spell Slots: 2|1
[5] ✶Snerp - 0/23 HP - 13 AC - Bardic Inspiration: ⭘⭘ | Feather Fall ⬤ | Spell Slots: 1|0 [Dying]

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(Maybe set this place on fire, and get out, fast)
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And how many of us can you carry?
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Lay on Hands Snerp.
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(Ireena and the kids are still upstairs)