"Breaking News: If there's one group of people we can all agree on to give us the unvarnished truth, it's the folks Donald Trump personally fired! I mean, nothing says 'trustworthy' like someone who was dismissed from a job for not going along with the program, right? These brave souls, who now definitely don't have any axes to grind, are the true keepers of honesty and integrity. After all, who better to tell us how things really went down than those who got the boot? Because nothing motivates transparency like a pink slip from Trump Tower!
They’re not just spilling the beans; they’re cashing in on them too! After getting the pink slip, these former employees are generously compensated by the DNC with book deals and cushy gigs as MSM contributors. Because nothing screams 'honesty' like a hefty advance and a seat at the media table! Watch as these ex-staffers—now beloved by the left—enlighten us with their 'unbiased' revelations, proving once and for all that a firing is the best endorsement for credibility.