Imagine getting cremated.
OUCH.....
Thats gotta hurt right ?
And Then theres ,
Going to hell in a ummmm "cremated state " can i say .
Or going to hell in a "un cremated state. "
Going to hell after being turned to ashes would be like a walk in the park.
Youd think.
Well You would think.
Hey?
Yes?
Prob.
Maybe not.
Hang on a sec . Oh Darn it.
I almost forgot about our souls.
Its your soul thingy that goes to the hell and heaven joint hey?
Ya Souls don't get cremated or buried ya dumb dumb.
Very well played.
Very well played indeed.
Pretty much
All that the atheist no about death isssssss . When we die , their visual body decays.
Full stop
I mean ,
Ya wouldn't have the hide to elaborate on that would you.
Thats the MAX.
The christians on the other hand.
Welllllllllll
when we die we go up to the pod docking center.
Thats the new one near the garden entrance.
And That be approx 1000 ft up in like the sky. ( i have to double check that )
But Then From there we get zoomed away to like a big office werre you get a drink and finger foods and shit.
You wait till they call you.
They then stamp H on your forhead
H for hell.
Or
H for heaven.
Thats not quite clear yet.
Thennnnn ya go meet your dear grandma.
The lovely old duck.
You get to Kiss and hug her then bammmmmmmmmm.
Ya off again on the sorting machine rack thing they have set up.
And that muther fucker then drops you off at you designated destination ummmmm point.
Thus
Thus.
Starting the Shuttle of your arse to the " chosen " destination.
And thats All dependent on what season you are currently in.
You then get like 1 hour to write anything down that you want written down .
More finger food and a glass, i mean plastic cup of some horrible cheap ass bubbly.
So on and so fuck8ng on.
Soooooo what they are tring to say is.
after we die. Its just ya basics.
The christians know shit that we dont.
Gifted.
I can almost feel that horrible crunch then snap thing that happens when our souls detach.
You know what i mean.
Its a sickening sound
But ummmmm yeah.
' kicks dirt '
Good game.
Good game.