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@WyIted
 jester alert
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@JoeBob
prcisely and with barney wanting to self terminate I suspect multiple i am likely getting innocent results (reversed) on Jesters so lynching who me and austin confirmed are guilty based on my insanity flavor should keep us safe from lynching any jesters. There may be as many as 3.
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@WyIted
so you and Barney is it
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The second of two events today will happen at 9:00 tonight! (EST, so in about 1hr 45 min)
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@WyIted
I don't buy that at all, your flip won't show any secret modifiers you have - for all we know, you could be random. Plus, there should only be one scum so you results don't make sense
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@JoeBob
so you and Barney is it
I just figured out what you are saying. Now you are just being silly. Not everyone can be jester
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@WyIted
what if we are all town
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@JoeBob
I guess maybe that could be, but then why am I unlimited day cop?
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@WyIted
Is that not town?
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@WyIted
if you are not jester than kill me and I swap in for you
Sure.

VTL Wyited
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unvote

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Not sure the current vote count. Please tag me as needed for me to cast votes.

Neither of you seem scummy, so I don't expect this to harm town.

Unvote,
VTL AustinL0926

Unvote,
VTL Wylted
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RM (2/4) - BestKorea, Joebob
Wylted (2/4) - Wylted, Barney
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Vtl Wylted
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@Mharman
I was afk during he potato recipe contest which you never warned us about
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Wylted (3/4) - Wylted, Barney, RM
RM (2/4) - BestKorea, Joebob
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Why was I voted out
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Vtl joebob
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Should we all fullclaim
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Wylted (2/4) - Wylted, Barney
RM (2/4) - BestKorea, JoeBob
JoeBob (1/4) - RM


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@Barney
Unvote Wylted he is jester
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RM (2/4) - BestKorea, JoeBob
Wylted (1/4) - Wylted
JoeBob (1/4) - RM
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@Greyparrot
SPECIAL EVENT #2

Oh no! A group of militant pacifists has rolled into town! They kinda hate the whole "lynching people in the day" and "killing people in the night" thing going on here.

In the name of pacifism, they have decided to beat the fuckin shit outta everyone in town, and take away any potential murder weapons. As a result, no killing will occur NP1! Additionally, they smashed the guillotine to pieces. There will be no lynch today!

We are now in twilight.

Mayor Greyparrot, a 2A advocate so staunch he scares the NRA, and lover of public executions, has decided to pass an ordinance: This town shall be committed to rebuilding the guillotine, and manufacturing new guns. However, he needs suggestions on how to get the job done in a way that:

-Rebuilds the 50 ft. tall guillotine quickly
-Gets a gun to every man, woman, and child ASAP
-Draws little attention to the rebuilding and rearmament (we don't want those militant pacifists coming back to use our stolen guns against us, do we?)

The "best" suggestion will be given a bulletproof vest. (After all, what if those militant pacifists come back? Surely they'd want to peacefully eliminate the man with the plan!)

As with the previous event, DM me your solutions and I'll send them over to Greyparrot, with your identity concealed.

I'm giving a small time extension for this. You have until 10:00 am (EST) to get these in.

A special thanks to Greyparrot for letting me forcefully volunteer him to do this!

DP1 will conclude after Special Event #2 has ended.
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@WyIted
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They are so pacifist they beat the shit out of us

I admire it
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Since no lynching can happen, I am a third-party killer but I can also choose to commute at night instead of killing.
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