Somebody slap my fat titties

omigoooooooooooooood I need you to spal my taf tietoieeszsssssssssssssssssssss

Not the most cogent of arguments, Type1, but I thank you for the instigation.  It may be a stretch, but if  by "slap" Pro meant "discipline;" and if by "fat" Pro suggests "unruly, attention-seeking, irresponsible;" and if by "titties" Pro intended "behavior;" then Con would posit that Pro's request has been fulfilled, at least for the short term.  In the absence of any falsifiable thesis, Con claims the advantage by default and returns the debate to Pro for inevitable forfeit.

extend arguments for forfeit.

I like to come up to them

Gently, with my lips,


They give each finger

And how the tongue honors

I insist that a girl

That the old janitor on his deathbed

O my sweet, my wistful bagpipes.