I don't know why 95% of people claim to have a huge penis, but maybe they wouldn't if they knew how truly awesome having a small penis is. In this debate I will show that women actually prefer men with a smaller penis, that having a small penis is directly correlated with being smarter and many other fun facts.
Here is some facts that you'll need to keep in mind and I'll be continually referring back to throughout the course of the debate. Recent studies and actually every single peer reviewed research I've ever looked at confirms racial stereotypes are true.
With that in mind we can find other shocking correlations between penis size, stereotypes and possibly how they relate to ELO.
**PENIS SIZE AND CRIME**
Blacks have on average the largest on average penis size and also commit the most crimes. Asians have really small penises and in comparison don't commit many crimes at all. Again the crime rates of whites fall right between those of Asains and Blacks.
Despite the massive anger that people with small penises have, they surprisingly commit less crimes on average than those with big penises (aka blacks).
If these maps aren't convincing let's look at average crime rate per race, which we know is directly correlated with penis size. If you look at the charts the FBI releases every year you can see that big penis people (blacks) commit a disproportionate amount of crime for them being a minority. Asains (small penises) commit a disproportionately small amount of crime.
With that number in mind and taking into account that the FBI included Hispanics in it's white statistics, let's look at some of the findings of the FBI.
_"The percentages of black adults and white adults arrested for murder were similar, with 49.3 percent being black and 48.3 percent being white.
Black juveniles accounted for 51.5 percent of all juveniles arrested for violent crimes. White juveniles accounted for 61.6 percent of all juveniles arrested for property crimes."_
**SMALL PENIS BIG IQ**
The people with the smallest Penises on the planet Asians are also the smartest people. The people with the biggest penises are also the dumbest, blacks.
Do you see something interesting? That's right there is a distinct overlap between penis size and IQ. Surprise, surprise asain people are smarter than blacks. Who would've thunk it?
There is no debating the link between having a small penis and a high IQ. My opponent is going to have to somehow argue, being dumber is better. Good luck proving being dumber is better. Good luck showing it's better being black than white. You won't find a single black man on the planet that agrees with you, though.
**WOMEN LOVE SMALL PENISES**
**PEOPLE WITH BIG PENISES ARE AUTISTIC, ALCOHOLIC, PROSTATE CANCER HAVING IDIOTS**
A recent study done on Korean dudes who likely all had small penises showed that the Koreans with penises that were less small or "huge" respectively, were more likely to get prostate cancer, be autistic, be alcoholics and to be Gay.
**CONCLUSION**
Studies show that if you want to no be black, not be a murderer, be in a lasting monagamous relationship with a wife who doesn't fool around, not be retarded and just generally be happier in life than you should prefer to have a small penis.
This was a rollercoaster of emotions.
Thats a 1 incher.
https://youtu.be/vBJPlhnF3ao?si=EwW_U9cjdGnog-rd
I like how after the 3rd round Wylted just gave up on being formal and just put in minimal effort like Korea was doing the whole time.
it's not painful. it is really easy to wield
" the pain of a 1 inch penis is infinite for the one who wields it."
Best quote of the debate so far XD
I am putting my links in the comments because they may be dead in the debate. they will appear in the same order
1. https://web.archive.org/web/20140825015846/http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/333932
2. https://web.archive.org/web/20140927090538/http://chartsbin.com/view/1454
3. https://web.archive.org/web/20140917082229/http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073
4. https://web.archive.org/web/20141102003714/http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2012/crime-in-the-u.s.-2012/tables/43tabledatadecoverviewpdf#disablemobile
5. https://web.archive.org/web/20140917082229/http://blackdemographics.com/
6. https://web.archive.org/web/20140917024449/http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=2812
7. https://web.archive.org/web/20140917082229/http://www.rense.com/general79/dut.htm
8. https://web.archive.org/web/20140815131307/http://m.medicaldaily.com/what-women-want-penis-size-matters-one-night-stands-not-long-term-relationships-287256
9. https://web.archive.org/web/20140917082229/http://jezebel.com/men-with-bigger-penises-are-more-likely-to-get-cheated-1568859120
10. https://web.archive.org/web/20140917082229/http://healthland.time.com/2011/07/06/penis-size-it-may-be-written-in-the-length-of-his-fingers/
11. https://web.archive.org/web/20131228143150/http://www.kafyeda.co.il/vault/documents/Ratio_04..pdf
Anyone unhappy with his 10 incher can get surgery and reduce it to more managable size of maybe 3 inches.
having a big penis is completely indefensible. Especially if you are a libtard like me. Not only do I believe in redistribution of wealth but also redistribution of penises. We don't circumcize well endowed men enough. We should be taking an extra inch or 2 off the top
This shit is hilarious.
Oh you put in description that I must defend large penises.
That sucks, but its still managable.
good luck defending penises large enough to drag on the ground and get rug burn
Small penis includes 2 inch penis.
Good luck defending that abomination.
Fist bump to a fellow small penis man.
Finally someone gets it.