#yes really

No, I'm not talking about Feminism.

One of the great knowledges the West has forgotten is witchcraft. The trails of Salem are unfortunately a long-forgotten rite-of-passage of the past in places like America and England, but fortunately, the torch has been handed to many bright places, particularly South America and Africa: FjdOvsKWIAEWhLp (1105×569) (twimg.com) . Those places in particular help to make the 40% of the 140,000 polled who still (rightly) believe in witchcraft. Tunisia was the most based country with 90% of its respondents saying that they believe Hermione Granger is real. Sweden was again most cucked with only 9% realizing that their hair was knotted in the morning due to a hex casted earlier on them.

Belief in witchcraft was also found to bring many societal benefits such as: "disrupted social relations, high levels of anxiety, pessimistic worldview, lack of entrepreneurial culture and innovative activity." Seeing this, it's no wonder witchcraft is believed in droves in places like Africa and South America, both of which are thriving economically. 

The next time you see some wind moving around really fast and ripping up the street, don't think it's a cyclone, think back to knowledge lost in our Western countries and realize that it's the supernatural world sending you a sign: a stop sign.