SammiBoi

Hey there! Want to know more about me? Of course you do, else you wouldn't be here.

Let's begin with my philosophy: "Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?" Basically, I'm a total slacker who would rather play dirty and get a cheap win over putting in actual effort.

My favorite thing to do IRL is sleep. When I'm not pretending to be unconscious, I'm binge-watching "The Office" or trying to come up with novel hot takes on mundane topics that nobody cares about.

As far as online debating? My favorite debates are the ones where I talk as much as possible without letting the other person get a word in. I do my best to guide every debate according to this blueprint. "That's impossible in online debating," you're thinking. Wrong, debate me and I'll prove your inner voice is wrong and has been misleading you your entire life.

Nobody has killed me yet, but probably not for lack of trying. If I've been inactive for over 3 months, someone update this line.

So there you have it! Hope you had fun learning more about me without me learning anything about you, you *****.