narrative > Trumpet { Bible in Hand at George Floyd protest } > Apocalypitic Pence { four horseman of Bible } > Niki Haley Metorite
Once upon a time, there was an Orange preacher named Donny Trumpelstiltskin, who had a penchant for weaving grandiose tales and claiming miraculous feats. He was known for delivering fiery sermons that mixed politics with biblical prophecies, earning him a reputation as the ultimate political preacher. One fateful day, at the funeral of the iconic George Floyd, Donny Trumpelstiltskin took to the pulpit, regaling the mourners with a tale of his own political prowess and divine connection. He proclaimed himself the chosen one, sent to guide the nation through tumultuous times with an Orange touch that could turn any crisis into a political victory. Amidst the somber atmosphere, his outlandish claims left the audience bewildered and unsure whether to laugh or cry. But the surreal spectacle didn't end there. Enter Mike Pence, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Clad in a suit of impeccable and impervious monotony, he represented Conquest, spreading his brand of rigid conservatism across the land. With a stoic expression, he stood at the sidelines, observing the funeral with an air of apocalyptic inevitability. He began a mind numbing chant "That's not my concern."
As Donny Trumpelstiltskin continued his grandiose sermon, the skies above suddenly lit up with a dazzling light. Nikki Haley, a literal meteoric comet, descended from the heavens with a radiant trail of stardust, symbolizing the cosmic forces at play in this current political climate. With her luminous presence, Nikki Haley illuminated the preacher's delusions, revealing them for what they truly were—empty promises and self-aggrandizing theatrics. As the comet soared across the sky, it exposed the Fourth Horseman's machinations, signaling a cathartic awakening among the masses.
In a strange twist of fate, the preacher, the horseman, and the cosmic Meteor found themselves entangled in an unexpected alliance. They were destined to embark on a journey to expose the absurdities of power, politics, and self-righteousness. Through a series of political gaffes and misadventures, their paths intertwined, and they discovered that their delusions and agendas were not as mighty as they had once believed.
The trio of characters began to question their own roles on the the great stage of cosmic comedy. Donny Trumpelstiltskin learned that humility and empathy were more powerful than political bluster. Through his unyielding Conservative rigidity and relentless ideological zealotry, Mike Pence found himself traversing a path that led to a life filled with emptiness and haunting regrets, akin to a soulless existence, resembling death as the Fourth Horseman. And Nikki Haley, the comet, realized that true illumination came from within, not from the cosmic political spectacle.
Their journey is a cautionary tale for all who troubled souls who venture into the realms of politics, religion, and cosmic grandiosity. The journey of Donny Trumpelstiltskin, the Fourth Horseman, and the comet Nikki Haley is a stunning and brave reflection of our own struggles, reminding us to embrace humility, empathy, and critical thinking in a world that sometimes seems more bizarre than fake news.
