Guide for getting rid of rich husband (not technically murder)

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Sometimes you marry rich guy but he is still alive and you cannot get all his money yet. Later on I will make guide on isolating him and making him Hate his kids and visa versa. This is just for getting rid of husband when he is in will. Many ideals. All I believe are legal. 

1. Encourage husband to do dangerous things like drag race, go on submersible to Titanic or Go to Wendy's and ask where nearest Burger King is. 

2. I would make high fat, high sodium food. This may be enough to give heart attack, but if not see if you can get him drinking and smoking. 

3. Tell him big guy at supermarket, grab your behind when walk by. Thousands of people die in fist fights every year. 

4. If you are in America, maybe tell him that he does not need to wear bulletproof vest just to pick up child from school.  See if you get lucky

5. Start playing videogames with silly kids who will swat you. When cops come tell husband you hear robber outside. 

6. When driving Act offended when husband buckles up. Maybe say "why you no trust my driving"


Let your imagination go wild. Many ways for accidents to happen and accidents are not illegal. 
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With all of that, I am left with one question.




WHY?
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Don't be fooled.
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WHY?
Man is burdened by money. So I help them . 
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If they wanted to die, they would have bought a rope to a bridge instead of pretending to be your husband.

I find your lack of citation, disturbing.
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If they suicide then they miss out on my blow job's which have taken years to hone with abusive uncle. 
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Someone may read this and follow the advice, this could be a criminal admission send to police
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No point. She is in Russia. Law doesnt apply to Russia.

I do agree that this is crazy, but anyone who chooses to follow this is evil with or without these advices.

Free speech taken too far, sure. However, I always held a stance that talking about crimes helps refute them, where punishing the talk about crimes only makes crimes hidden, not solved.
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Idc what your stance is, cheers.

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This is satire and it's very funny.  Though it may be true for some people.
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Someone may read this and follow the advice, this could be a criminal admission send to police
Actually I have never been married and Russian police are my friends. 
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I block you then, sick psychopath
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@ponikshiy
Go to Wendy's and ask where nearest Burger King is. 
This one is foolproof!

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What proof do you have that they are in Russia or even Russian.

Or even female.

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Well, says so on their profile, so I went with that.
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And why would their profile necessarily be true.

Given the nature of their posts I would suggest that their profile is more likely to be necessarily untrue.


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This was the best guide, thank you!
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When driving Act offended when husband buckles up.
How would that make sense if you're wearing a seatbelt? Do you not trust your own driving?
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This was the best guide, thank you
I hope it comes I'm handy one day for you
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How would that make sense if you're wearing a seatbelt? Do you not trust your own driving?
Men are stupid. He will focus more on not offending my ego than attacking my hypocrisy
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This one is foolproof
This is why I prefer old men. Accidents are more believable. Maybe he senile so he forgets where Burger King is. Cops will never question it
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If they suicide then they miss out on my blow job's which have taken years to hone with abusive uncle. 
If they discover that you are in possession of this account, chances are that they will immediately consider you a pass. No one likes a woman who actively voice their desires to make their husbands dead as if they are proud of doing so.

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No one likes a woman who actively voice their desires to make their husbands dead as if they are proud of doing so
I am very pretty
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How did Wylted go from President to Russian Spy?
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While it's certainly his type of humor, there's no guarantee they are the same person.
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In case you're not Wylted...

Wylted was a very active prankster around here, who even built one or two joke roleplay accounts.
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I am very pretty
Yeah, and some murderers in prison are handsome. Does any of you girls want anything to do with those?

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Yeah, and some murderers in prison are handsome. Does any of you girls want anything to do with those
That depends on their net worth and age. If thy are younger than 75, with less than 10 million dollars, than I am not interested