There is lots of like um " magical " parts and things that go down in the bible right ?
There is.
☆☆☆☆☆☆ ( ask me for them and I'll give you 15 examples ) ☆☆☆☆☆
But there is alot of freaky shit halpening .
AND THEN IT COMES TO THE RESECTION fucking nonsense part.
You catch a glimps of these peoples that done gone made da bible . ( be them desert bloody scribes or whatever )
The fukin brilliance of em.
It would of went like this.
' This is two of them throwing ideas '
Or
' Picture a head writer at like the front of the class.
Or
Ten of them
( ok now , we gotta have him come back from the dead .
His got to come back
Anybody.
Any ideas .
We gotta get him back ,
Idea after idea are thrown up.
One bloke in the corner keeps saying , aslong as its in a tomb i am happy
Youd have a couple of them shaking there heads
Another is like, ( Why would we put him in something like a tomb , it will cause us to explain another part then
I could go on for days thinking about the absolute nonsense they may have thought about, especially when it comes to dodging things .
Like making up lies coming up with ideas to lie yourself out of it.
But the brilliant part i was getting to was. .
reserection took around 3 days. And that there is brilliant.
Its fucking ridiculous,
But way brill8ant.
3 day , wich some of you guys will argue about . seems right.
Even when put into context with .
6 days to build everything , WHICH IT DEFINITELY SHOULD NOT. .
but it soooooo fucking does.
Fuck this is anoying, I can't put to words, what i want to say.
But.
But.
The bible writing team. Had to of been fucking brilliant HEY ? ,
Or
Atleast one of them was .
Or 8 and a half of them.
And you can see it . PLAIN AS DAY.
If there was 20 of these blokes that made up the bible, you would strongly doubt 5 of them believed in a god.
Maybe 2 .
Not 5.
smart dudes.
They weren't the first and they had somethings to model around but from the very start.
Ie. the adoption of a chunk of a alreay written one.
We will have that thank you.
Again this is fucking brilliant.
I don't hink it is at all to close to just picking all the good parts that work form tried , tested and observable Abrahams mono model of madness , and adding some pagan fun days .
This is the funny part.
What is making me think these guys are brillint issss .
Now please don't laugh at me.
Because of course i know what i say next aint true buttt alot of people would be under the same impression.
Especially christians.
Ok here we go.
The KJV bible is THE FIRST AND ONLY BIBLE.
YEP
Thats the exact first bible ever .
And of course the first bible was written in english . ( Do not attempt to tell me otherwise cunts )
And ummm
Not a single WORD has change.
You hear that
NOT A SINGLE WORD has differed.
Thats the one .
Thats the bible.
Soooooo these brilliant first ever true make uppers of the bible that im catching glimpses at are , The guys who penciled the KJV bible.
Thats them .
And get this .
One of them was matthew .
There was a bloke also named paul.
And I'm sure mark was one of them
Oh oh and there is the luke and john guy.
Hang on matt, ma, luke , j. Yeah because there like the main dudes .
So god spoke to them in english , they wrote it down , on bits and pieces of paper and then started making there way to the writing place.
They get there and hand over there pile of ragged old paper cloth. A couple on straight tree bark. And there like
Ok here is Matthews stuff god told him to write down .
( DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT IT JUST RIGHT )
Ok Now lukes bits of paper.
This time
They " accidentally " catch a glimps of something they are adding , and they are like fuck .
But they run it.
They then add pauls papers again cathing glimpses of what appears to be beneficial stuff for Women .
The press screeches to a hult.
They then realize that God is not the best at communicating things.
But luckly they got some guys there that roughly know what he is tying to put forth.
Lucky .
The press starts up again.
They fritter it down to
A couple of mattys bits , 3 of pauls no Lukes . Ronald pretty much did his bits.
Erick did 4 pauls 2 marks and touched up a little exodus .
Then its just freefalls into like Chinese whisper.
all the way,
Again The kjv bible is WORD FOR WORD the first. No . Is the ONLY BIBLE
BUT IT IS THE FIRST.
IT IS.
YA GOT THAT.
' Fingers in ears and eyes closed '
Shut up dumb dumbs.
You are all penis heads.
What would you lot know anyway.
Should i proof read this bitch before posting ?
Fuck No
Perhaps run it through spell check ?
Hell NO., she'll be right.
Bammmmmm post
