I am running for DART president. After looking at the state of the website, I saw that there are many issues that need to be dealt with. Although I never previously considered running, I realized that it would be arrogant for me to not consider it. Once I saw the current crop of candidates, I concluded that I must commence my candidacy.
Of course, every candidate must have a platform. My platform has the following planks:
- More fair and balanced vote moderation
- Dispensing with certain well-known pests who should have been banned ages ago
- Clearer rules of what constitutes targeted harassment
- Adding more checks and balances to the power granted to individual moderators
- Adding the office of Vice President (unless that was already added. I can't find the rules for the campaign)
- Adding the office of Site Engagement Coordinator
- Adding the office of Social Media Manager
- Adding the office of Disinformation Corrector
- Placing more limits on the propagation of misinformation, including:
- Warning members who share disinformation
- Placing notices below posts containing disinformation
- Moderation penalties for repeat offenders
- Investigations into the treatment of Vici and Bones
- Investigations into Wylted's corrupt offers of gift cards in exchange for votes
- Investigations into prior vote moderation practices
- Giving new users green coins to encourage involvement
- Introducing an optional verification system and blue check to users who pay $3.14 a month
- Banning people who track my Illuminati travels
- Building a firewall to keep out Canadian users
- Giving everyone one million elo points
I nominate Mharman as Vice President, RM as Site Engagement Coordinator, Wylted as Social Media Manager, and BrotherDThomas as Disinformation Corrector. My ego assures me this is a good idea, and the voices in my head will manage my campaign.
IT'S MY TURN!
(This is a joke. If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.)
