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CARD.
Sooooooooooo, i am all good.
I can practically eat kids up until i use it.
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@Deb-8-a-bull
I decide the truth. The truth is that "born again card" will not save you.
I wrote in the Bible: Only 144000 people will go straight to heaven.
So your chances are almost none.
I assume purpose of this topic is satirical and is intended to make God
look ridiculous.
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@Elliott
The knew purpose is to to have him talk and post posts a couple more times so he passes the number of posts that you have post.
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@Elliott
I decide what is true. I decided that what you said is not true. Stop your crimes.
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@Best.Korea
--> @Deb-8-a-bullI decide the truth. The truth is that "born again card" will not save you.I wrote in the Bible: Only 144000 people will go straight to heaven.So your chances are almost none.
But that is only one out of 7 billion that you have rejected. Why don’t you post a list of others?
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@Shila
Every person thinks God loves them. Every person thinks they will go straight to heaven. However statistically, they have less than 0.02% chance of going to heaven after they die. They still dare to mock God and do the worst crimes. It really doesnt help them.
@Best.Korea
I decide what is true. I decided that what you said is not true. Stop your crimes.
My mistake, you are serious about looking ridiculous.
144,000 people?
To have it a wild guess .
144,000 people
=
142,732 men
1268 women.
144,000 people.
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@Elliott
I decide who is right. I decided that I am right about everything I say. You can talk, but you mostly lie.
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@Best.Korea
--> @ElliottI decide who is right. I decided that I am right about everything I say. You can talk, but you mostly lie.
So you are in North Korea deciding who is right. Why do you need missiles to convince your neighbours you are right?
142,732 circumcised men
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@Shila
I am the God. I can achieve almost everything with my power.
For example, in the Bible I have written that it is better not to eat meat. How did I know this? I am the God.
Most people usually make a mistake by assuming what God wants. Only God knows what God wants.
I have written instructions in the Bible. Those that follow them will go directly to heaven. So thats 144000 people. The rest go to hell. After some time in hell, some of them will go to heaven.
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@Best.Korea
You only need to follow the Bible literally.
Who is that has the job of smashing children's heads against the rock's?
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@Best.Korea
I can achieve almost everything with my power.
If everything is in your power, why can you only achieve "almost" everything?
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@Best.Korea
Any chance you can give us a sign. ?
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@Stephen
I am always right. It is right that I am right. I am the God. People should obey everything I say.
God punishes children for crimes of their parents. Have you even read the Bible? I have explained everything in there.
You have extremely low chances of going to heaven if you dont understand these basics.
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@Best.Korea
People should obey everything I say.
Then why don't they?
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@Stephen
They think they will benefit from homosexuality and other crimes. They think its better to follow crimes than to follow the Bible.
However, Bible was proven to be the best moral system.
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@Best.Korea
People should obey everything I say.Then why don't they?They think they will benefit from homosexuality and other crimesThat wasn't my question.
Why don't people obey everything you say?
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@Elliott
I assume purpose of this topic is satirical and is intended to make God look ridiculous.
And it's not failing, Elliot.
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@Stephen
Best.Korea: People should obey everything I say.Stephen: Then why don't they?Best.Korea: They think they will benefit from homosexuality and other crimesStephen: That wasn't my question.Why don't people obey everything you say?
You have a way of stumping this Korean god. He might go back to testing missiles.
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@Shila
Best.Korea: People should obey everything I say.Stephen: Then why don't they?Best.Korea: They think they will benefit from homosexuality and other crimesStephen: That wasn't my question.Why don't people obey everything you say?You have a way of stumping this Korean god. He might go back to testing missiles.
I think he is working on and trialling a bot to use canned responses. And he's getting away with it on this forum. That is one for the mods to sort out.
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@Stephen
"Why don't people obey everything you say?"
Because they think disobedience will benefit them.
I am always right. I say that you shouldnt go further with mocking God. Your chances of going to heaven are getting lower.
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@Stephen
Calling God a bot doesnt really help you.
I am always right. I decide who is right.
Opposing to God means you are always wrong.
Your disbelief does not decrease my power. However, it does send you to hell.
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@Best.Korea
People should obey everything I say.Then why don't they?They think they will benefit from homosexuality and other crimesThat wasn't my question.Why don't people obey everything you say?Because they think disobedience will benefit them.
What gave them that idea?
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@Stephen
They create their own ideas. Nobody "gives" ideas to them. The ideas are self created.
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@Best.Korea
People should obey everything I say.Then why don't they?They think they will benefit from homosexuality and other crimesThat wasn't my question.Why don't people obey everything you say?Because they think disobedience will benefit them.What gave them that idea?They create their own ideas. Nobody "gives" ideas to them. The ideas are self created.
How are these ideas created?
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@Stephen
Ideas create themselves. There is no "how". "How" requires a process of creation. Ideas dont require such process.