Judaists bang their heads against walls.
Well actually they are quite adept at missing the wall by a few millimetres.
Though I think that Judaists are also another Abe type club anyway.
And Buddhists hum a lot and sit in awkward positions.
Buddhists are a different gang entirely though and also do Kung fu.
Or is it some other club that does the Kung fu.
The East gets very confusing.
There's Shiva AKA many other things, with varying arm and eye configurations, who always looks very trans.
And Hinduism also has various fun events like powder paint activities and wallowing about in cremation infested rivers and Karma Sutra.
I think your best bet Deb, is the didgeridoo.
But definitely avoid Catholicism, as those altar boys will get you into all sorts of bother with the morality Police.
And then there's the Jehovah's Witnesses, who park their smart BMW's around the corner, as if they are slightly embarrassed.
And is it right to dress your kids in a suit and tie on a Saturday morning or a Thursday afternoon.
Well not the girls.
Not sure how they dress their trans kids, though I'm not certain that JW's go a bundle on trans stuff.
GOD itself is/was a wise ethereal Caucasian ADULT with flowing white hair and beard, dressed in glowing white robes.
Or so I remember from the pictures I was shown at Sunday School.
I think that the Buddhist one is perhaps bald and likes to wear orange.
The didgeridoo one's are your ancestors or dead dingo's or something.
So just go naked and cover yourself in mud .
Sounds fun, especially if it involves naked mud wrestling and body painting with.........You choose.
Atheism's quite a good one.
No GODDO as such, just get up in the morning and go to bed in the evening and do various stuff in between.
A bit like all the rest but with less emphasis Kung fu and humming.
Though the naked mud thing sounds like a goer.
Have fun.
