Major woo woo

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Got my level one Reiki attunement today. Super excited to start doing energy work on a new level. This will make doing energy work with others easier too.
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How does it work? Is it to do with magic spells or do to with inner chakra energy that only affects the self?
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With Reiki you channel healing energy from the universe/creator/ god into other people, animals or things. You do this using symbols, words and your hands. The energy balances what your working with. You can use it on people, your pets, your plants, your crystals, your home. My son has autism and won't really sit still for Reiki so I'm excited to like try it on his pillows that he sleeps with at night that way when he sleeps with them that energy will get transferred.
As far as spell work I could use it on any of the ingredients I would use in a spell like those particular herbs or particular candle that kind of thing.
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Absolutely fascinating.
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I read the post alllllĺlllllllllllllllllllllllll the way to the words (  my level  1 ) 

Thankyou.  
Thankyou. 


To have it a guess I'd say (  six ) 
Ya got six dream catchers in your bedroom.  
With two currently  operational. 
 
You sound like a girl poly. 


Crap did i just say that out loud 
I mean , it's a girl thing to do. 

But thats not wrong is it?

I guess what i am trying to say is .
Us   ( sixth level )  and above a Tunas  . 
I mean tuners.  
At toners
I mean a tones r  
Us level sixers shouldn't waist our time talking about the ever so basic ( Level one exam ) forrrrrr.
What is it again? 
' i scrolls up '
REIKI 
 'scrolls back up again ' 
Atunment 
Anolement 
Enlightenment 
I mean attunement. 
Yeah REIKI ATTUNEMENT  

I wouldn't bother talking about REIKI ATTUNEMENT  with anyone under like a basic levle 4 .  
You level oners can't even mix potions yet. 

No but  I do remember  after passing my (  level one )  raket ball.
I mean
Reiki 
Yeah reki 
, i remember how swore my hips and jaw was for weeks after. 
.  But thats self explanatory.   Keep this in mind. 

Oh and Goodluck on passing ya level 3 . Youve no chance.

Good day.



(     MY  GUESS AS TO WHAT IS  ( REKI  ATTUNEMENT ) 
Ok is it like a indian thing
Something to do with Chakras .?
Crystals   maybe ?
Like. Certain points of ones body. 

Now i will utilize google.

Oh.
I see. 
They are a alright Band i suppose.
Fair enough.  
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Andddddddď . 
If you ard thinking about using you (  reiki powers  on me , please note.   (   I WAS NOT BORN YESTERDAY ) 
I was in, and now still currently in a (  FULL CIRCLE OF SALT ) 
Im not like stupid. 

 
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Now i am trying to picture  a reki attunment being preformed.  

I have a picture of  A "  Full body reiki attunement "  ? With a  " happy ending " 
And like a basic standed. 
Point to point reki attunment. 

Hang on . 
It is Japanese, 
I just fully properly read about reki just then.   
I see what it is now. 

And i just completed my first online reike course.  

Im now fully qualified rake master. 

I can also make a  beautiful  swan from a single sheet of A4. 
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Oh . And it is only $77 bucks. 
That seems fair  . 

Did you get it cheaper then that ? 

How much did it cost you ? 


I am going to love this answer. 

Poly.
How much did it cost you ALLLL UP . ( for a basic level one. ) ?

Do you get a certificate with that. 
 
Man that would be sweet. 



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Reading more into it. 

And the long and the short. 
I have to put my dog in the bath with the toaster.  

This better work.  
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What are the 5 principles of Reiki?


Here's how to use these principles as daily mantras or guidance.
  • Recognize and release angry feelings. The first principle, “I release angry thoughts,” focuses on improving your relationship with anger. ...
  • Recognize and let go of worry. ...
  • Practice gratitude. ...
  • Recognize your own consciousness. ...
  • Practice kindness.
Sounds like a anger-management course.
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@Stephen
Yeah 77$ is a bit steep.   
And its probably like not even real. 

I think my 77 bucks would be much more productive in furthering  / advancing my levels in the  chineese practice of  Feng shui.

Actually 
Who'd  win in a fight do you reckon.
A Feng shui master.  ( 5 years in practice  )  
Or a  
5th year.   Reiki attuner.
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@Greyparrot
Almost any spiritual practice will involve working with energy in some way or another. Whether you're doing meditation, chakra work, Tai chi or yoga. The difference with Reiki is you're pulling in energy from an outside source instead of moving  the energy within your own body. Because of that you can do Reiki on others and help their energy line up. 
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Andddddddď
Why the D though?

Try to pronounce out loud what you just typed. Go on, do it.

Now, did the sound that came out of your mouth sound like "aaaaand" or did it sound like "annnnnd"? I am guessing it was one of the two, willing to bet it didn't sound like "anddddd".

You just look silly. Hold the A or N keys next time, goofball.
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Note takin. 
I will try.

I spell at about a grade 5 level and dilexci as.
And every word i have to clap the syllables 
This along with my below average spell checker correcter er.has me making something i want to quickly say into the above. 

I will start with downloading this expensive spell cheacker i have and linking it up. 
I hear ya. 

I mean , thats the last thing i want. 
That being. A random guy in this here religion forum to think i am not realy a ginucs 
Guinea  
Guiness.

See like this word. 
My spell checker want put up guineas. 
Is that the word?

How the fuck am i supposed to just know how to spell  guineas 
That is not even how you spelk it is it. 

Where was i  ?
Thats right. 

PLEASE DON'T THINK I AM A DUBM DUMB GUYS. 

One doesn't reach   ( LEVEL 6  in  Rakky and tuna 
I mean.
Reki  

Hang on.   ' Scrolls up. ' 

One does not reach the hights of a (  REIKI ATTUNEMENT )   EIR. OR ER ) 
LEVEL 6. 

Also.
I'm not the one who is currently niot sitting in a unbroken sat  ring. 

But  Thanks De diddy disipt for the advice. 

It probably could be funny some of the stuff i say if was presented correctly hey?

Good day.


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To a more important question.  
And somthing that is on all of our minds . 
Major Woo Woo. 
(  WHO IS .  MAJOR  WOO  WOO ? ) 


My guess is . 
Major Woo Woo is a great teachers of this ( reki ball ) thing.
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Why was a post deleted? 
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Oh, sorry, I thought the topic was about laxitives
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Well that's your stupidity not mine. It is an atheist term.

woo-woo
/ˈwo͞oˌwo͞o/

DEROGATORY•INFORMAL
noun
noun: woo; noun: woo-woo
  1. unconventional beliefs regarded as having little or no scientific basis, especially those relating to spirituality, mysticism, or alternative medicine.
    "some kind of metaphysical woo woo"

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See:  Woo Woo & Poo Poo - YouTube
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PMA Poly.

Variously labelled and embellished.

Nothing wrong with that.

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I spell at about a grade 5 level and dilexci as.
You think on that same level too. But at least you don't sing in a group.

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Last night I was able to get my Reiki level two attunement. Next would be Master which is when most stop. There's only one level after that which is teacher and as a teacher you're able to do attunements. 
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FFS!
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Witch wrote:
There's only one level after that which is teacher and as a teacher you're able to do attunements. 


With a strong intention, and the help of Reiki Symbols, the Reiki Master will first connect to the Source of Reiki, to become a Channel for the Universal Life Energy. 

........Then the Reiki Master will perform a specific ritual on the student with the intention to help them to clear the Chakras, and the energy channels, so that they become a channel for Reiki. 

This means that the Reiki Master channels the energy through the Chakras of the students, to help to release any blockages. It is basically like an intensive Reiki session. My teacher compared it with a chimney sweeper, cleaning out the chimney.

During the attunement the teacher might only concentrate on the ritual, but stays open for input from their Spirit Guides, through which they follow their intuition. This might also be the reason that there are differences in the Attunement Procedures.......


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I can picture the person administering this level 2 reiki attune.  

Anyway yeah.
I've searched hi and low to see what the best prices for reiki   Level  1 is and $77.00 is the cheapest i can get. 

How much is level 2. 
Then level 3.

If level 4 can administer / do level 1 ,2,3
One has to imagine a big price hike from level 3  to level 4.  

Im guessing it would cost about $1000 all up to be a master. 

The hardest part about being a master would have to be. 
When it comes time to get the $77 bux of someone for a level 1 you just performed.   

Lucky you have experience in selling stuff to folks. 

Anddddddddd
When you become a master. Can ya do me for free. ? 
Or half price.  

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Anddddddddd
When you become a master. Can ya do me for free. ? 
Or half price. 
Well it appears that is all one has to do is " unblock" themselves to become a "master", Deb.


"For some students an attunement can be a very wonderful, or emotional experience.

And if someone doesn’t feel a lot during an attunement, they often will have wonderful experiences later on, as long as they continue to use Reiki.
For example I had a Reiki class with 3 women, they were all friends. Two of them had intense experiences during the attunements, but one of them felt nothing. She was sad, that she couldn't feel anything during the attunements, but her friends did.

I told her that this is ok, maybe she needed to release some blockages first". 



Is it any wonder that the Witch tells us that she comes here to only take shite?

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@Stephen
Well it appears that is all one has to do is " unblock" themselves to become a "master", Deb.


"For some students an attunement can be a very wonderful, or emotional experience.

And if someone doesn’t feel a lot during an attunement, they often will have wonderful experiences later on, as long as they continue to use Reiki.
For example I had a Reiki class with 3 women, they were all friends. Two of them had intense experiences during the attunements, but one of them felt nothing. She was sad, that she couldn't feel anything during the attunements, but her friends did.

I told her that this is ok, maybe she needed to release some blockages first". 



Is it any wonder that the Witch tells us that she comes here to only take shite?
Women have blockages easily. This is why so many appear on the My 600-lb life