Boxing is now banned

Joe Biden took the day off today and went to a boxing match with AOC. When the boxers started round 1, dancing around each other a few turns, they started connecting with fists, parried, and each connected with a couple of furious punches to each other's head..

"Isn't that assault," Biden asked.

"Sure is," AOC replied.

Horses, and now boxing is now banned. In a week, ice cream sundaes will be targeted, and spoons will be banned. The II Amendment is sure to follow.

Boxing actually is assault but due to signed contracts beforehand, neither can sue the other so long as the referee is listened to and rules abided by.

In essence is it a crime that neither participant will actually press charges for. That is why it is legal.

I guess you're speaking metaphorically about something but I can't tell what.

I'm aware of those details. But, the point is, Biden's admin is just as stupid as that thinking b ecause their whole justification for banning border agents to use horses is, likewise, stupid.

What else is new? It's another Biden hit piece, ok? He makes himself so wide open to them. You had your fun for four years. It's my turn.

The boxers agreed to get punched. Things are legal when with consent. Rape is illegal but when with consent sex is legal.

And the horses are obviously willing to cooperate with their manipulation of them by border agents. So why does Biden have to shut them down? Because he and others totally misread the video? Typical Biden blunder. No whips in evidence. Biden & Co obviously seeing what isn't there.

I wish this were clever enough to qualify as a joke. It's kind of just a nonsense story that is neither funny nor thought provoking, then it leads to an ice cream / spoon thing that doesn't really connect to horses or whatever you're going for. Probably too late to edit it. I thought it was going to be banned because it's largely minorities beating on each other to the great benefit of white guys, at least there's some meat on that bone. Or maybe somehow vaccine / Covid related. Nope, it's just "I don't like these two and think they're dumb!" which is kind of one dimensional. Workshop it, bro. 

Have to know how my mind works - called stream of consciousness. I know many are left behind in the process.

Spoons.

They relate to the lame effort to ban guns because spoons can kill, too, so why not ban them? Of course, thumbs can also kill, so let's ban them, too? Where are libs going to stop? Let's decaptiate everyone because, after all, it isn't guns, or spoons, or thumbs, alone, that kill, is it? It's the brain that does the killing; the thought before the act.

How does all that relate to border agents on horses? It's people using tools, and y'all think tools ought to be banned. You're all looney toons, and that ain't woke in my book. That's just broke.

So is that a demonstration of how your mind works? Big straw man fan?

I get the original post, I just...was it supposed to be either thought provoking OR funny? THat's my main issue, your opinion is your opinion, but the premise is a mess. Has either AOC or Biden ever mentioned boxing? "AOC and Biden are at a boxing match" as a premise DEFINITELY sounds like the beginning of a joke, but what's there just falls apart immediately, it's kind of sad. All I'm saying is if you're going to take the time to start a topic, maybe do a few drafts next time. 

Oh, now I get it. Leave the invention of stories to MSM; they're the only ones allowed to speculate instead of telling real facts. Excuse me, I'll remember in the future to warn you that I'm just passing gas.

Nice.