I never pretended to be thirteen. One time I MADE an obvious chris Hanson joke. On The show "to catch a predator", people would pretend to be 13 and ask adults to bring condoms and beer, so they could prove intent.
I accused a user of being a pedophile that was merely pretending to be 13, and made an obvious chris Hanson joke, just after making the statement as a subtle insinuation they were a predator. Then the mod pretended like he wS autistic and simultaneously unfamiliar with the tropes from the most popular show on television