OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKSHi, if you are reading this essay then congratulations, you are still alive. And if you are alive, then you have either gotten the COVID-19 vaccine, or you still have the opportunity to get the vaccine against COVID-19. And holy fuck, if you aren’t fucking vaccinated against COVID-19, then you need to get fucking vaccinated right now. I mean, what the fuck? Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck.The fucking vaccine will not make you magnetic. Are you fucking kidding me? It just fucking won’t. That’s not even a fucking thing, and that lady who tried to pretend the vaccine made her fucking magnetic looked like a real fucking fuckwad and a fucking idiot, so get fucking vaccinated. Jesus. Fuck.The vaccine also doesn’t have a fucking 5G chip in it. What the fuck do you think a fucking 5G chip is, fucknuts? You think it’s like some invisible nanotechnology they can suspend in a liquid and then just put in your fucking blood and then it what, exactly? Fucking floats around in your body going on Instagram and telling the government you went to the grocery store? No one fucking cares where you go, you absolute fucking fuck-barf. Fuck off with that. Fuck.Oh, you’re afraid of fucking side effects? Fuck you. You know what has fucking side effects? Fucking aspirin, fucking Tylenol. You could be fucking allergic to pineapple, you fucking fuckwit. Everything has side effects. You’re being a big fucking baby with a huge diaper full of fucking diarrhea, complaining about maybe feeling slightly tired for a day or two while your asymptomatic COVID case you get and pass to some innocent fucking kid could wind up killing them or someone else. Fuck you, you fucking selfish fucking shit-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you fucking fuck-knob with two fucks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a fucking ventilator instead of you, a fucking adult, getting a fucking sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A fucking concert pianist? An arm model? Get the fuck out of here! Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck. Fuck you!You think vaccines don’t fucking work? Oh, fuck off into the trash, you attention-seeking fuckworm-faced shitbutt. This isn’t even a point worth discussing, you fuck-o-rama fuck-stival of ignorance. Vaccines got rid of smallpox and polio and all the other disgusting diseases that used to kill off little fucks like you en masse. Your relatives got fucking vaccinated and let you live, and now here you are signing up to be killed by a fucking disease against which there is a ninety-nine-percent effective vaccine. You fucking moron. Go in the fucking ocean and fuck a piranha. Fuck. Fuck that. Fuck you. Get vaccinated.Oh, you say you have a genuine allergy or medical condition that prevents you from receiving a fucking vaccine? That’s fine. I’m clearly not talking to you. I fucking love you. Fuck.Look, if you have been forwarded this essay from a friend or loved one, then there are two possibilities. Either you are a normal, regular, sensible fucking person like me who got fucking vaccinated at the first possible moment, and this essay channels all your fucking rage and sadness and is therefore cathartic OR, and I really hope this isn’t the fucking case, you AREN’T fucking vaccinated, and someone sent it to you because you fucking fucking fuck, you need to get fucking vaccinated. And rather than being fucking offended that someone is trying yet again to get you to take the fucking vaccine, you should understand that someone fucking loves you enough to try one last motherfucking time to get you to take the fucking vaccine before you fuck off to heaven, or hell, or some in-between place that’s just like a fucking mall or something where everything is free, including and especially the soft pretzels. So, congratulations! There is ONE person remaining in your life who wants to fucking save you from drowning in your own fucking lungs, you fucking fuckshit fuckdick, so for god’s sake, get your fucking ass out of your chair, go to the fucking pharmacy, and get a fucking vaccine, you absolute conscienceless fucking fuck fuck fuck. Get it. Get the fucking vaccine. Fuck you. Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. Fuck you. Fuck!
OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKS
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@n8nrgmi
I heard the Pfizer vaccine at Costco actually isn't a vaccine at all but is a mind control agent to make people want to vote for Democrats and believe CRT.
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@dfss9788
the sad thing is i'm not even sure if you are joking or just sharing a fact or being serious in something you fear. given the bullshit stuff people actually believe, i s'pose you might be actually seriously fearful.
This isn't going to convince anyone -- completely worthless article.
Also, saying the f word a hundred times in an article doesn't make you even remotely funny.
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@Mesmer
i disagree on both points. the article broke down some arguments into a way that the stupid people who dont get the vaccine might understand, and the unrestrained use of the word 'fuck' added comical, off color humor to the points.
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@oromagi
Why argue when there's Wikipedia?The symbol # is known variously in English-speaking regions as the number sign, hash, or pound sign. The symbol has historically been used for a wide range of purposes including the designation of an ordinal number and as a ligatured abbreviation for pounds avoirdupois – having been derived from the now-rare ℔.
Since 2007, widespread usage of the symbol to introduce metadata tags on social media platforms has led to such tags being known as "hashtags", and from that, the symbol itself is sometimes called a hashtag.
The symbol is distinguished from similar symbols by its combination of level horizontal strokes and right-tilting vertical strokes.So, most of the difference depends on whether you got your education before or after 2007.
I pity the fool that got their higher education from twitter.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKSHi, if you are reading this essay then congratulations, you are still alive. And if you are alive, then you have either gotten the COVID-19 vaccine, or you still have the opportunity to get the vaccine against COVID-19. And holy fuck, if you aren’t fucking vaccinated against COVID-19, then you need to get fucking vaccinated right now. I mean, what the fuck? Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck.The fucking vaccine will not make you magnetic. Are you fucking kidding me? It just fucking won’t. That’s not even a fucking thing, and that lady who tried to pretend the vaccine made her fucking magnetic looked like a real fucking fuckwad and a fucking idiot, so get fucking vaccinated. Jesus. Fuck.The vaccine also doesn’t have a fucking 5G chip in it. What the fuck do you think a fucking 5G chip is, fucknuts? You think it’s like some invisible nanotechnology they can suspend in a liquid and then just put in your fucking blood and then it what, exactly? Fucking floats around in your body going on Instagram and telling the government you went to the grocery store? No one fucking cares where you go, you absolute fucking fuck-barf. Fuck off with that. Fuck.Oh, you’re afraid of fucking side effects? Fuck you. You know what has fucking side effects? Fucking aspirin, fucking Tylenol. You could be fucking allergic to pineapple, you fucking fuckwit. Everything has side effects. You’re being a big fucking baby with a huge diaper full of fucking diarrhea, complaining about maybe feeling slightly tired for a day or two while your asymptomatic COVID case you get and pass to some innocent fucking kid could wind up killing them or someone else. Fuck you, you fucking selfish fucking shit-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you fucking fuck-knob with two fucks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a fucking ventilator instead of you, a fucking adult, getting a fucking sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A fucking concert pianist? An arm model? Get the fuck out of here! Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck. Fuck you!You think vaccines don’t fucking work? Oh, fuck off into the trash, you attention-seeking fuckworm-faced shitbutt. This isn’t even a point worth discussing, you fuck-o-rama fuck-stival of ignorance. Vaccines got rid of smallpox and polio and all the other disgusting diseases that used to kill off little fucks like you en masse. Your relatives got fucking vaccinated and let you live, and now here you are signing up to be killed by a fucking disease against which there is a ninety-nine-percent effective vaccine. You fucking moron. Go in the fucking ocean and fuck a piranha. Fuck. Fuck that. Fuck you. Get vaccinated.Oh, you say you have a genuine allergy or medical condition that prevents you from receiving a fucking vaccine? That’s fine. I’m clearly not talking to you. I fucking love you. Fuck.Look, if you have been forwarded this essay from a friend or loved one, then there are two possibilities. Either you are a normal, regular, sensible fucking person like me who got fucking vaccinated at the first possible moment, and this essay channels all your fucking rage and sadness and is therefore cathartic OR, and I really hope this isn’t the fucking case, you AREN’T fucking vaccinated, and someone sent it to you because you fucking fucking fuck, you need to get fucking vaccinated. And rather than being fucking offended that someone is trying yet again to get you to take the fucking vaccine, you should understand that someone fucking loves you enough to try one last motherfucking time to get you to take the fucking vaccine before you fuck off to heaven, or hell, or some in-between place that’s just like a fucking mall or something where everything is free, including and especially the soft pretzels. So, congratulations! There is ONE person remaining in your life who wants to fucking save you from drowning in your own fucking lungs, you fucking fuckshit fuckdick, so for god’s sake, get your fucking ass out of your chair, go to the fucking pharmacy, and get a fucking vaccine, you absolute conscienceless fucking fuck fuck fuck. Get it. Get the fucking vaccine. Fuck you. Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. Fuck you. Fuck!
Bear in mind, this guy is allowed to edit Wikipedia.
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@n8nrgmi
At the end of the day, this is a decision that you should make for yourself in consultation with your preferred doctors.
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@n8nrgmi
covid proof baby. I got vacci aged. The vaccine works, could give a fuck less if anybody else gets it
why doesn't he just address the best arguments against getting the vaccine, I stead of straw manning?
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@n8nrgmi
the sad thing is i'm not even sure if you are joking or just sharing a fact or being serious in something you fear. given the bullshit stuff people actually believe, i s'pose you might be actually seriously fearful.
I'll bet Israel getting the Pfizer vaccines first fed in to the vast Jewish conspiracy thing.
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@Conway
I am also allowed to edit articles on Wikipedia. So are you. I mostly stick to improving spelling and grammar. I’ve never added or subtracted content. So I’d say writing for encyclopedias and writing for persuasive effect are two totally different styles of writing. Hyperbolic stylistic rants much don’t cut it when writing to inform but as appeal to the average American’s exasperation with the stupicidal right, I think it works pretty well.
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@n8nrgmi
I ALREADY HAD COVID19.
NO VACCINE NEEDED.
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@Conway
At the end of the day, this is a decision that you should make for yourself in consultation with your preferred doctors.
Well stated.
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@Mesmer
This isn't going to convince anyone -- completely worthless article.Also, saying the f word a hundred times in an article doesn't make you even remotely funny.
I for one, admire the effort.
I'll bet Israel getting the Pfizer vaccines first fed in to the vast Jewish conspiracy thing.
They were not first. UK was first. Yep, UK made AstraZeneca but also were first to use pfizer before they'd finished AZ. Israel were fast to follow.
@RatMan
Brits leading the World.
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@n8nrgmi
George Carlin was the master of the F word, and he would NEVER have taken the vaccine, nor voted for a party politician.
You are neither funny nor persuasive.
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@n8nrgmi
@Mesmer
fuck x 109
Of a 738-word performance, 15% of all words singularly repeat 109 times. I agree with Mesmer, the only reason I mention you, my friend. None of the rest of this applies to you, but to the author of this useless post. Each one deminshes the author sufficiently to peg a relative illiterate.
We get, it, bud. There is such a thing as excess, and it has been over-accomplished, but is that the flag you're going to wave? Really? Isn't there a certain lack of satisfaction from premature efactulation?
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@949havoc
Of a 738-word performance, 15% of all words singularly repeat 109 times.
This is an ATTENTION WAR.
Every comment on this post is another point on the scoreboard.
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@949havoc
fuck x 109Of a 738-word performance, 15% of all words singularly repeat 109 times. I agree with Mesmer, the only reason I mention you, my friend. None of the rest of this applies to you, but to the author of this useless post. Each one diminishes the author sufficiently to peg a relative illiterate.We get, it, bud. There is such a thing as excess, and it has been over-accomplished, but is that the flag you're going to wave? Really? Isn't there a certain lack of satisfaction from premature ejaculation?
100% all of this.
I also want to say that I've agreed with the last 3/4 posts you've directed at me in other threads. I didn't respond to them because I didn't want to clog up the threads with "I 100% agree", but I thought I should let you know.
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@Mesmer
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@Mesmer
Thank you very much