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@XLAV
Yep I was perma banned, because you know, the jews know I will expose them
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@Wylted
-->@oromagiBill Maher was saying just last Friday that the reason the right wing can't do comedy is because liberals aren't funny but I don't think that's even close to true. I think liberals are just as silly and misinformed and hypocritical as the right.I feel like only the right can do good stand-up now. When you get people like bill burr, Dave Chapelle and other big names they all seem to have a conservative POV on stage, even if they are liberals.
- Bill Burr- Voted Sanders 2016, 2020. Voted Nader in 2000 (actually so did I in 1996).
- Dave Chapelle- Friend of Obama's, campaigned for Andrew Yang in 2020. Said he was disgusted when an interviewer implied he was a Trump supporter.
Meanwhile woke comedians are bombing. Amy Schumer for example is not even remotely funny. Which is wierd because she steals the routines of funny people, but she just can't perform those same routines well.
- Schumer is the first and only woman to make Forbes' list of best paid comedians- 2017-2021. oops.
Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Jeff Dunham, the people who actually make you laugh, just spout shit on stage that appeals highly to conservatives.
- Chris Rock- Big Obama supporter, gives money to Democratic candidates in NJ politics.
"You know, Donald Trump did this thing… Like, when security companies build new locks or security systems, they hire crooks to show you the weaknesses of the system. Well, Donald Trump showed us the weakness of our government,” Rock said. “Now, it’s up to Joe Biden and Congress and the Senate to get rid of those weaknesses—to instill safeguards that actually protect us from unqualified, mad men and mad women, so that we never have to be at the mercy of a person that does not exhibit empathy and competence.”
- Eddie Murphy-The only public presidential endorsement Murphy ever made is Obama & donated $30,000 to Obama's campaign.
- Jeff Dunham- refuses to talk politics but his audience is definitely Conservative. I watched 30 minutes on YouTube and never laughed once but I've never thought dummy acts were very funny.
George Carlin is probably the funniest comedian ever and he is pretty anti establishment which is more appealing to conservatives.
- Again, you are so ignorant regarding American politics that you think Conservatives are anti-establishment. Mirriam-Webster literally lists those words as opposite in meaning.
- George Carlin- famously refused to vote or endorse candidates but he did identify as hippie, anti-war, pro-drugs, pro-obscenity- classically liberal. He played gay characters in movies before it was cool and chose Jon Stewart to host his big tribute dinner. So liberal but definitely not a Democrat and very definitely not a Republican. Let's remember that the highly Conservative Morality in the Media brought Carlin to court over the "Seven Filthy Words" and it was the Liberal Supreme Court Justices who ruled in Carlin's favor
Norm Mcdonald is great and he clearly is conservative.
Norm Macdonald:
@normmacdonald
Mar 14, 2017
"I am not a conservative and have never been a conservative in my life."
Macdonald campaigned for Andrew Yang in 2020.
Face it. Conservatives are funnier.
- We've established you don't even know what liberal and conservative mean.
Sitcoms now. Sitcoms are all liberal and it's why they suck now days.
- The Office
- Arrested Development
- Louis
- 30 Rock
- Parks & Recreation
- Curb Your Enthusiasm
- The IT Crowd
- The Good Place
- Spaced
- etc.
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@Wylted
George Carlin:
"I really haven’t seen this many people in one place since they took the group photographs of all the criminals and law breakers in the Ronald Reagan administration. Yeah! Yeah! Oh! Two hundred and twenty five of ’em so far. Two hundred and twenty five different people in the Ronald Reagan administration have either quit, been fired, been arrested, indicted or convicted of either breaking the law or violating the ethics code.
Two hundred and twenty five of ’em.
And Edwin Meese alone… Edwin Meese alone has been investigated by three separate special prosecutors and there’s a forth one waitin’ for him in Washington right now. Three separate special prosecutors have had to look into the activities of the Attorney General. And the Attorney General is the nation’s leading law enforcement officer!
See, that’s what you got to remember. This is the Ronald Reagan administration we’re talking about. These are the law and order people! These are the people who are against street crime. They want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals. They’re against street crime… Yeah! They’re against street crime providing that street isn’t Wall Street.
And the Supreme Court decided about a year ago that it’s all right to put people in jail now if we just think they’re gonna commit a crime. It’s called preventive detention. All you got to do now is just think they’re gonna commit a crime! If we’d of known this shit seven or eight years ago we could of put a bunch of these Republican mother-fuckers directly into prison!
YEAH!!!!
Put ’em in the joint where they belong and we could have saved the money of puttin’ these pin-headed country club assholes on trial!
Another thing you gotta remember, this is the group of people who were elected with the help of the Moral Majority. Elected with the help of the Moral Majority and the Teamsters Union! That’s a good combination! Organized religion and organized crime, working together to help build a better America!
Another thing… Keep in mind these Regan people are the ones that were going to get government off our backs. Remember that, that was the rhetoric of the 1980 campaign. “We’ll get government off your backs and out of your lives.” Yeah, but they still want to tell you what magazines you can read and they still want to tell you what rock lyrics you can listen to and they still want to force your kids to pray in school and they still want to tell you can say on the radio! The FCC, the Federal Communications Commission decided all by itself that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the first amendment to the Constitution. I’d like to repeat that because it sounds vaguely important!
The FCC, an appointed body not elected, answerable only to the President, decided on its own that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the first amendment to the Constitution. Why did they decide that? Because they got a letter from a minister in Mississippi! A Reverend Donald Wildmon in Mississippi heard something on the radio that he didn’t like ! Well Reverend! Did anyone ever tell you there are two knobs on the radio?
Of course I’m sure the Reverend isn’t that comfortable with anything that has two knobs on it… But hey, Reverend, there are two knobs on the radio. One of them turns the radio off and the other one… CHANGES THE STATION!!! Imagine that Reverend you can actually CHANGE THE STATION!!! It’s called freedom of choice and it’s one of the principals this country was founded upon! Look it up in the library Reverend if you have any of ’em left when you finish burning all the books!
Ehh???
Now I don’t know how you feel but I have personally just about had it with these fucking church people! JUST… ABOUT… HAD… IT! YES!!!
You know what I say we should do with these churches? TAX THEM!!! Tax these mother-fuckers! If they’re so interested in politics and government and public policy LET ‘EM PAY THEIR FUCKIN’ ADMISSION PRICE like everybody else. You know what I mean? Tax ’em.
Hey! The Catholic church alone could wipe out the federal budget deficit. If all you did was tax ’em on their real estate holdings. And speaking of real estate holdings let’s get back to Ronald Reagan and his criminal gang.
When last we left them, they were going to get government off our backs. Yeah, but when it comes to abortion they don’t mind government being in a woman’s uterus do they? Yeah, backs are no good but uterus is OK by them. These people call themselves “Right-to-Lifers”. Don’t you love that phrase? Don’t you love the way these kind of people pervert the English language? “Right-to-Lifers”? You realize that most of the “Right-to-Lifers” are in favor of the death penalty? And they support the South American death squads? And they’re against gun control and they’re against nuclear weapons control? When they say right-to-life they’re talkin’ about their right to decide which people should live or die!
So these Reagan people, these right wingers in general, these, uh, crypto-fascists, they’re against homo-sexuality, they’re against pornography, they’re against sex education, they’re against abortion. Yeah, they’re gonna get government off your back but they’re going to tell you how to live your sex life. And let me ask you this, how would they know anything about it? Have you ever taken a LOOK at those people?!?!? No wonder their afraid of their bodies! TAKE A LOOK AT ‘EM!!!
Doesn’t it strike you as mildly ironic that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?
Hey, I’m the first one to say it’s a great country, but it’s a straaaange culture. This is a place where alcohol ruins more lives than cancer and everybody gets upset when some athlete gets hooked on cocaine. You know, Time Magazine and Newsweek, they put cocaine on the cover but they put the liquor advertisements inside the magazine. It’s the old American double standard. You know, say one thing, do sumpin’ different. And of course the country is founded on the double standard. That’s our history. We were founded on a very basic double standard. This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free.
Am I right? A group of slave owners who wanted to be free. So they killed a lot of white English people in order to continue owning their black African people so they could wipe out the rest of the red Indian people and move west and steal the rest of the land from the brown Mexican people, givin’ them a place to take off and drop their nuclear weapons on the yellow Japanese people. You know what the motto of this country aughta be? “You give us a color, we’ll wipe it out!” Got it!
So, anyway, about eighty years after the Constitution is ratified, eighty years later, the slaves are freed. Not so you’d really notice it of course. Just sorta on paper. And that was of course during the Civil War. Now there’s another phrase I dearly love. That is a true oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one. Civil War. Do you think any country could really have a “civil” war? “Say, pardon me…” pft pft pft pft pft “I’m awfully sorry…”
Now, of course, the Civil War has been over for about a hundred and twenty years, but not so you’d really notice it. Cause we still have these people called “Civil War Buffs”. People who thought it was a really keen war! And they study the battles carefully and they try to improve the strategies and the tactics to increase the body count. In case we have to go through it again some time. In fact some of these people actually get dressed up in uniform once a year and re-fight these battles. You know what I say? “Use live ammunition ass-holes, will you please?” You might just raise the intelligence level of the American gene pool.
But whataya expect, hey, come on, this is a war-like country, we come from that northern European, basically the northern European genes, the blue eyes, those blue eyes… Boy everybody in the world learned real quick didn’t they when those blue eyes sail out of the north you better nail everything down mother-fucker. Nail it down, strap it down, or they’ll grab it. If the can’t take it home they’ll burn it. If they can’t burn it they FUCK it. That’s what happened to us.
And it’s a war-like country. I mean come on. Forget foreign policy, even the domestic rhetoric is war-like. Everything about out domestic policy invokes the thought of war. We don’t like somethin’ in this country? We declare war on it. The war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war on crime, the war on AIDS, the war on cancer. We got the only national anthem that mentions fuckin’ rockets and bombs in the God-damned thing! You know what I mean? All right!
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@Greyparrot
interested?
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@oromagi
- I would have voted Andrew yang if he won the democratic nomination.
- I know most comedians are liberal. They get laughs by saying things that mostly co serrations agree with like when they bash woke culture.
- Amy Schumer just like Carlos Mencia, are lame comedians who somehow manage to do well. This happens too often.
- Nobody is more co servative or anti establishment than me. Anyone that opposes corruption should be anti establishment
Hell. I actually voted Obama. He felt anti establishment
His war on whistle blowers, shows he was evil though
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@Lunatic
sure buddie
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Role PM's will send out when the other game finishes!
Role PM's have been sent out. The game will start when poly's ends.
Im amy schumer
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@Greyparrot
This is the sign ups
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@Greyparrot
lol
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@Wylted
fuck..smell my pussy its stanky
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@Greyparrot
when Amy Schumer told her family she would be a comedian someday, they laughed at her.
Nobody is laughing now.
you know she caught too much shit for that movie where she was basically a reverse shallow Hal. It really wasn't bad and had a positive message about self esteem.
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@Greyparrot
fuck..smell my pussy its stanky
Imagine Chuck’s 🤢🤮
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@Wylted
all women are shallow though. It's built into the hypergamy genes.
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@ILikePie5
"Imagine Chuck’s"
She is actually related to him. Not a lot of people know that. It's probably why she got a free pass into Hollywood, despite the obvious lack of talent. Sure is nice having powerful relatives.
Well look like this game will start sometime next week, as some people do not understand that in MYLO after someone's been put at l-1 and not been hammered it means that either scum is on the wagon, or is the wagon. Why the fvck would anyone vtnl when there is a confirmed player in mylo lol. See ya in a week.
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@Lunatic
lol, was thinking the same thing. I didn't think appropriate to comment though. Also one player made and deleted a post, I have screenshots to prove it. So a bit of a shitshow lol
Fvck it I'll just start the game in like an hour. Everyone else shouldn't have to wait because of one idiot douche lol