MY DICK: Like a Atom Bomb
YOUR DICK: some old chewing gum
MY DICK/YOUR DICK
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MY DICK: Twenty mega-ton
YOUR DICK: smells like Donald’s John
MY DICK: Like a pink lightsaber
YOUR DICK: like a space invader
MY DICK: a rhino horn
YOUR DICK: frog spawn
MY DICK: a giant squid
YOUR DICK: an aphid
MY DICK: the plant Earth
YOUR DICK: lacks girth
MY DICK: inside your sister
YOUR DICK: more like a blister
MY DICK: actual Danny DeVito
YOUR DICK: a small chorizo
I declare this string objectionable because some people don't have a dick; even some who allege it, and it is, therefore, discriminatory.
My dick sits in your ex-girl's vagina,
Your dick rests in some grandma's recliner.
i'd tell ya'll bout my dick... but that shit would be a long story
My Dick: The size of the Washington Monument, the shinning city on the hill men envy.
Your dick: In a dog's ass.
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@RationalMadman
Your dick rests in some grandma's recliner.
You son of a motherless goat. Lol.
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@TheUnderdog
Been in a dog's ass to know how big and long it is? Just sayin'; you opened the door.
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@fauxlaw
I have not but I know some people have been in a dog's ass and it's legal in some places:
I was saying that the person that, "Your dick" was referring too was in a dog's ass.
84 days later
MY DICK: tsar bomba
YOUR DICK: B54
My dick: mine(extremely based)
Your dick: yours(extremely cringe)
LOL
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@TheUnderdog
who do you know? lol
None of comparisons carry any water if there's no supporting evidence. I'll wager most don't even wear jock straps anymore. If they do hold water, you're likely leaking.