Arrrrrrrrrr, Scripture.
You wouldn't have a god speak anything but.
It's ummmmmmm, It's BRILLIANT.
Very well played indeed.
From Abraham to L Ron. ( and before that. )
OK now.
Picture if you will.
A meeting.
A meeting of the bible writers guild. A truly brilliant few.
In one of these meetings a BLOKE named jerry stands up and goes.
' what we should do guys is.
We will Get god to speak in a "scripture like format"
All the other ( MEN ) where all like.
A scripture format? What do you mean a scripture like format.
So on and so on.
Soooooooo, let's now pause for six seconds.
Six seconds In which we are to think about the ( BRILLIANT MIND ) of the bloke named jerry that went. Yeah.
He went yeah. ( WHAT WE SHOULD DO IS GET GOD TO SPEAK IN A " SCRIPTURE " like " FORMAT " )
6 seconds starting now.
And a five.
And a four.
And three.
And a two, and one.
Bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Brilliant idea hey?
Scripture has two great ummmmmmm, mechanisms.
One be it a " covering mech " . You know. It does not mean this it means that.
The other be it a " hooking mechanism " or a capturing mech if you will.
That being....... When one reads a bible for the first time , they get to the first funny writing.
A scripture.
They read it and they think it means this or maybe that. They will get back to it.
They get the next scripture and it quite obviously means ( X )
Then they get.
10 SCRIPTURES into reading the bible. ( and yeah, they are getting the hang of this )
25 SCRIPTURES into the bible. ( now not meaning to boost butttt, you are now getting pretty darn good at deciphering these scripture things. )
50 SCRIPTURES into reading the Bible. ( ☆☆☆CONGRATULATIONS☆☆☆ You are now in the top 100,000 people of all time at scripture translating.
100 SCRIPTURES into reading the Bible. ( you realize you have a great quirky type way of translating these ) andddddd you may very well be the only one that translates this one and that one that special little way.
Anddddddddddddddddd again. So on and so on.
By the time you get to the end of the bible the second time, it becomes pretty dam obvious that God made that bitch for you.
It's common sense. .
But yeah, A bloke said.
What we should do isssssss, get god to speak scripture.
A brilliant mind hey?
His mind is up there with the bloke who looked at carrots and then looked at a cake and thought, carrot flavored cake.
Again, BRILLIANT.
Good game.
Good game.