Second dude said that Cartman makes A LOT of sense as a cop
Said he couldn't see Butters as a doctor, but said he could see him as a security cop who watches security cameras (that's what I asked about because he doesn't play this and doesn't know what a watcher is lol)
Said Jimmy makes sense as a comedian
When asked if Stan could be bulletproof, he said "Sure, why not"
If not Press, then I would say Singularity. But we really will find out next DP (they might kill a vanilla and risk you giving results, but I'm not sure)
Also, maybe he claimed JOAT because he has a powerful role? I dunno