Dr. Octopus + 2 tentacles + Chameleon + Fish + Ink + Best Animal = Squid
Change my mind...
Squids are hands down the best animals
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@DynamicSquid
Nose size is the only way to determine the best animal. Elephants are superior.
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@Trent0405
Nose size? Hmm... I have an opinion:
Elephants drink water from their trunk
Elephants have snot in their trunk
Therefore, elephants drink 50 gallons of snot water per day
Meaning, elephants drink 1 095 000 gallons of snot water in their life
Yeah... nope. Elephants are definitely not the best.
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@DynamicSquid
Squids are not on the top of the food chain.
Therefore, they are not the best.
Elephants have snot in their trunk
squids poop in their lungs
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@oromagi
that's a good point...
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@Trent0405
And what elephant superhero is there?
Turtles are superior.
You are also not basing this on any facts. The Shell Size Index lists turtles as the superior species.
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@bmdrocks21
And what elephant superhero is there?
The Shell Size Index lists turtles as the superior species.
fAkE nEwS.
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@Trent0405
Obviously that elephant photo was photo shopped.
Any elephant would get wiped out by the might of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Also, are there more turtles or elephants in the world? Obviously the better evolved species.
>:)
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@bmdrocks21
@Trent0405
Trent:
Species of elephant: Number of fingers I have
Species of Squid: Number of days in a year
Elephant's eye size: 3.8 cm
Squid's eye size: 8.9 cm
Bmdrocks:
Turtle's speed: 35 km/h
Squid's speed: 40 km/h
Turtle's Limbs: *yawn* 4 *yawn*
Squid's Limbs: TEN!
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@DynamicSquid
Turtle Shells: 1
Squid Shells: 0
All you need to know.
Birds fly squids flop around jello in the water
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@bmdrocks21
Squids have an exoskeleton.
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@DynamicSquid
Everyone knows that wooden horses are the best animal.
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@WaterPhoenix
Squid's don't poop on cars.
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@DynamicSquid
squids poop in their lungs
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@WaterPhoenix
Ha ha
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@DynamicSquid
Birds are the best
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@WaterPhoenix
Everything I'm about to say is true.
600 million bird each year get killed by... get this:
BUIDLINGS
How stupid can one be to get killed by a stationary object!?
On the other hand, a total of 000.000 squids get killed by buildings each year.
Clearly squids are superior.
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@DynamicSquid
BUIDLINGS
Yeah and that's cause of HUMAN POLLUTION which squids also die from
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@WaterPhoenix
Really? Cause this article would disagree...
ANTS 🐜
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@DynamicSquid
in large part because most species live just 1 or 2 years, dying as soon as they give birth. That allows them to respond rapidly to disturbance.
Squids have year-long life spans with their sole purpose in life being to find a mate. Birds actually help the world by being a vital part of the ecosystem.
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@Mharman
Dude, we step on ants like they're ants. We compare insignificant things to ants. No ants.
And have you seen those jungle ants in Indiana Jones? Those things can eat you alive.
guys guys COME ON
Obviously the best animal is the Loch Ness Monster. COME ON MAN
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@Dr.Franklin
I like that...
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@DynamicSquid
Ants have insane teamwork. Squids don’t.
Plus, they decompose at a very high level. They are unsung heroes that we too often take for granted. For example, we call them insignificant when they are not.
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@Mharman
Ants have insane teamwork
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Destroying our homes and invading our property
Like, have you seen those wood eating ants in Popeye? They cleared his house in 2 seconds!
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@DynamicSquid
Gawd, guys you got it all wrong. polar bears are da best