Dark History Mafia: Daypart 1

roger roger

any advice re: insane setup?

Aloha Ahckbar Muhammed.

I actually would not be surprised if he is the only scum, given the context of the game.

I am mutherfucking Yahweh. My advice is to do as we did in the good old days, rain fire and brimstone and death upon the blasphemous swine of... Whatever foreign nation we decide we hate this week.

Die in the bomb. I'll watch from a safe distance.

What? Why tf do me and supa have swapped names. Also, I'm 12x bullet and 12x deathproof 

Fine, I'll just shoot F4 tonight if you you guys are too scared.

In my good old days I told middle aged white women to love themselves and disco.

We can do some of that later. My backstory for this game is going to be that I just woke up from a several thousand year long nap and noticed that Egypt is still a fucking thing so that pissed me off and I really need to smite some shit to let off steam. After that we can party and cocaine and shit for a few decades then I'll figure out what I want to do next.

A vote for Mharman is a vote for smiting the unbelievers. Vote Mharman today.

Vote Mhar and I promise sweet death and destruction will befall your enemies

(My name is Mharman and I approve this message)

I'm fine with this until we hear from Mhar. Your theory could be everything or nothing- I have no insight either way.

Sorry for my inactiveness,

I am 12 shot vig, and 12 deathproof

I though I was OP until I saw toher people

You will not regret this. Give me the name of someone who has wronged you and I will visit my wrath upon them.

Perhaps I will visit a deadly curse upon their great great grand children in 100 years time. A terrifying deadly curse that causes a long and painful death where they bleed from the ears and shit out their mouths.

Or maybe I'll, I don't know, make them stub their toe or something. I am still a bit groggy from the nap so will probably just wing it, I'm sure I'll do fine though.

fine, but you know he could be deathproof too VTL Mharman

My working theory at this point is that PressF4 is a lone mafia goon and the rest of us are town so killing him will end the game, but nobody wants to lynch him because they are overthinking things so the fastest way to kill PressF4 is for us to end the DP and me to shoot him.

The whole point of the phrase "WIFOM" is to show the folly of overthinking shit.

I'll shoot him too because on the off chance he's town he'll still live but if he's mafia there'll be two shots on him.

That's the spirit.

TOWN
10.Oro                      Richard Simmons 12xVIG, 12xBP
5.Speed                   Jim Jones 12xVIG, 12xDEATHPROOF
9.Supa                      water 12xVIG
7.Greyparrot             God 12xVIG, 12xBP
6.Disc                       YHWH 12xVIG, 12xDEATHPROOF
8.Water                     Supa 12xVIG, 12xDEATHPROOF  
2. Club                     Buddha 12xVIG, 12xDEATHPROOF
4. Mharman             David Koresh
(inactive)
1.Pie                        Jesus  
(no claim)
3.Pressf                   Muhhamed
(mod confirmed)
SCUM
 

• Water claims DeathProof
  
• Pie present, no claim
  
• Club claims DeathProof
  

mhm

Maybe we all have to shoot him to weaken his 12x

What the crap is this setup? I am 12x bp and 12x vig

I say we lynch Disc for trying to lynch an inactive, without even making an attempt to hear from me first.

hi hi hi

Oh press is mod conf scum we’ll get Disc tomorrow.

claim claim claim